The Police Beg Me to Stop Playing the Hero. How Can I Believe That?

[Hilarious absurdity] [Livestream] [No heroine] [Epic misunderstandings]

Gu Xian gets bound to the [Reverse Merit System]. Doing good deeds earns him rewards.

But his heavily coded dialect and incredible obliviousness send all his good deeds wildly off course.

He finds a lost child and calls the police: “I’ve kidnapped a kid. Get here quick!”

He rescues someone from drowning: “I fished a person out of the river. Come collect the body!”

From then on, Gu Xian becomes the police station’s number-one “person of interest,” and his livestream turns into a daily live broadcast of a real-life crime show.

The station chief pleads with him: “Xiao Gu, next time, just bring them over. Can you stop calling?”

Gu Xian suddenly understands. So he’s unlocked the VIP express lane!

When he’s holding a commendation banner in one hand and handcuffs in the other, leading the Monkey King and an animal interpreter, and turning the whole city into his “merit farm,” Criminal Investigation Captain Zhang Zhengguo finally breaks down:

“Please, just behave yourself! If you earn one more commendation, I’ll have to give you my job!”