Any Hilarious No-Romance Stories That'll Make You Die Laughing?

558 快 Quick Travel: the System Wants to Change Hosts Every Day Do You Want to Admire My Leg Hair?Modern Romance535k WordsCompleted 609Reads9.0Score100Shelves

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🍁All five books have been completed, please feel free to read, no cP, the heroine is unique and beautiful 🎋Binded to the love system, what should I do if I get a partner's use card? Give it directly to the two ghosts for use

560 军 After Five Years of Military Marriage, I Haven't Returned Home: If You Don't Love Me, Then Divorce Tea FragranceModern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted 33.6kReads9.2Score3.8kShelves

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🍌🍎Hey, let me tell you about that book that can make people laugh to death. In this day and age, it is the one that amazes everyone. It will always make people miss it after reading it. It's also super interesting and hilarious, and will probably make you pound the bed with laughter.

563 贫 A Poor Taoist Cultivator, Why Do Fellow Taoists Kneel Down? Knife Medicine PenAncient Romance1.5M WordsCompleted 51.4kReads9.4Score9.2kShelves

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Song Li went through the books and became a vicious female supporting character in the novel about cultivating immortals. Because she bullied the heroine, she was thrown into the Abandoned Infant Tower by her own brother and died at the hands of countless resentful infant spirits. After waking up in the Abandoned Infant Tower and looking at countless crying infant spirits, Song Li said, "I can be your mother." The infant spirit who was about to kill her was stunned, and countless infant spirits gathered together and turned into a beautiful and lovely female doll. Song Li decided to stay away from the heroine of the original novel, make alchemy to earn money to raise his children, and live a leisurely life as a cultivator. Unexpectedly. . Are you the legendary second son of the chamber of commerce who spent a fortune on the heroine and gave up half of the chamber of commerce? I cured a patient, who seems to be your brother. It seems that you... Don't have to inherit the family property. Aren't you happy? Could it be that you are the mysterious sword cultivator who uses his life to pave the way for the heroine when he encounters a sword spirit body that is rare in ten thousand years? That's the heroine you've been longing for, why don't you like her and call her ugly? Could it be because I cured your eye disease for many years? Are you the legendary and unruly daughter of the leader of the Changming Sect, the idiot who gave up the position of leader to the heroine? I didn't mean to belittle you. I only made elixirs to raise my children. I didn't mean to win against you. What? Are you refusing to give up the position of sect leader?

566 除 Except My Brothers Are All Reborn. Ah Sin Who Loves to Eat Spinach PancakesModern Romance350k WordsCompleted 21.5kReads9.3Score2.7kShelves

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The first of CP-free comedy novels is from the perspective of an adolescent male protagonist, and all the members are under the control of his younger brother. The second book is from the perspective of the heroine. The interaction with her father is really funny!

568 为 Guide the Way for the Ancestral Dragon, Beyond the Kyushu Is Also the Land of Qin GrievingHistorical527k WordsCompleted 5kReads9.2Score532Shelves

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The pig's feet are quite funny, and it looks great with Qin Chaofei! Family members, if you don't go and see me, I will be really sad, okay?

570 你 Why Did You Mess with Her? She Recognizes Money but Not People Little White Snake in the WavesModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 21.5kReads9.0Score2.5kShelves

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The one I read recently, it has no CP overall, and the extras have various permutations and combinations, which is both refreshing and ridiculous.

572 疯 Crazy Batch of People Read My Mind, They Treat Me as a Pervert, Right? Free TimeModern Romance760k WordsCompleted 11.1kReads8.5Score1.3kShelves

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It's all death anyway, let's all die together instead of living. What she didn't expect was that when she was reborn, the cannon fodder could actually hear her voice. Yu Ke: [He didn't pounce on me and hit me. He must be holding back some dirty tricks. I remember that this man often takes a hidden path when he goes home. I'm going to kill him. ] [Although this person died miserably, he will always bully Youyou in the future. There will be an explosion at the chemical plant tomorrow, so let's lure her there and kill her without anyone noticing. ] Everyone... On how terrible it is to have a classmate who wants to kill you every day

573 爹 Dad, Don't Be Stubborn and Come Out, You Are Really Invincible! Dream Chasing Little Paper KiteEastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted 47kReads9.0Score4.4kShelves

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This book is hilarious, hilarious to death, and has no plot. At the beginning, the hero's daughter breaks into the world, ding! Congratulations to the host for letting his daughter and wife run away and completing the system activation conditions [My daughter is drifting in the world, and my father is afraid that my daughter will be stabbed! The daughter becomes a boss, and the father has the support of his daughter! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the 'Lonely and Widowed Man Sign-in System'. With the system in place, the host will never become a five-guarantee household!

574 小 The Little Villain Has Her Own Ideas Luoshui SoundAncient Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 15.1kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves

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No cp funny article

579 兄 Brother, Are You a Human Succubus? Fluffy Chases Orioles in the MoonUrban3.3M WordsOngoing 68.7kReads9.7Score4.2kShelves

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There is only one female old lady in the whole story. The first few dozen chapters are the kind of cliche live broadcast. The later chapters are not live broadcast, which is particularly interesting.

580 签 Sign in to Become a Quasi-Emperor and Create the Invincible Sixth Sect RT Tobacco Little DonkeyEastern Fantasy1.1M WordsCompleted 18.8kReads8.7Score1.2kShelves

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💫①Jujujuju funny🤣🤣The protagonist thought that he had entered a mysterious sect and would be able to start a passionate counterattack, but it turned out that the entire sect was filled with old men! Every day he is either cheated by his fellow disciples or plotted against by the elders. The protagonist's life is more difficult than studying for Buddhist scriptures in the West...

581 快 Quickly Wear: the Heroine of the Sadistic Novel Seems to Have a Serious Illness Outside the MountainModern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 14.1kReads9.5Score2kShelves

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This book really made me laugh to death. The author is 5g surfing. There is no plot that she doesn't know about. Once you click on it, you can't come out with a blank expression. I won't say whether there is any CP because the author doesn't know either.

582 大 Boss, He Has Some Conscience, but Not Much Suisui StickyUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 23.8kReads9.5Score2.8kShelves

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🔥📚01. [Quick travel + no brain + no CP + cool writing + fun jokes + fun crazy literature] There are millions of people in the world, and half of them are mentally abnormal. Tokika's mission is to travel through various planes to fulfill the wishes of the hapless female counterpart. From then on, good abuse stories were gone forever on the road to freeing up plot. World 1: What should a wealthy married couple do if their husband falls out of love? Just ask my boyfriend to come over and have a drink with you! World 2: Choose one between Bai Yueguang and the heroine on the classic cliff? No need to choose, just jump together! World 3: The Queen Mother made heavenly rules and was scolded as being unhuman? Okay, let me sacrifice your love for the rest of your life and experience it to the fullest! World 4: The male protagonist holds a fatal system, will he die if he doesn't kneel down and lick it? Who doesn't have their own system yet?

586 一 One Flower, One Wine, One Immortal, Sleep, Get Drunk, and Live Forever Eat 100 Million Points LessEastern Fantasy1.0M WordsCompleted 224.3kReads9.5Score27.4kShelves

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They are all novels with no CP and have been read by hundreds of thousands of people

587 折 If I Break His Boy Band Wings, I Will Destroy His Entire Paradise. Scarlet CatUrban425k WordsCompleted 1.3kReads9.2Score200Shelves

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Highly recommend this book, no cp, super funny, the protagonist travels to modern times to become a manager and leads a boy band on a variety show, the interaction between the five people is super funny, and there are frequent golden quotes

588 废 Waste Boy and Cow Horse Dad Eat Melon Every Day in the 1960S Gaoge SunflowerModern Romance592k WordsCompleted 13.8kReads9.1Score2.1kShelves

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🍅🍅🍅It's hilarious and has no CP, and the fried chicken looks great. Both father and daughter are road crazy. Although they look silly at ordinary times, they are quite shrewd when they should be shrewd. Don't talk nonsense when you meet the best ones, just start beating them without pulling any strings.

589 我 I'm a Crispy College Student? the Whole Internet Begged Me Not to Commit Suicide! College StudentsUrban277k WordsCompleted 4.1kReads8.2Score601Shelves

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From the moment I laughed at the beginning of this book to now, there are a lot of comments in the comment section: hahaha (ಡωಡ)hiahiahia, so it's not just me, many people find it funny.

590 文 All Civil and Military Officials Listened to My Voice: I Just Want to Eat Melons Abalone Stewed with Native ChickenAncient Romance408k WordsCompleted 34.6kReads8.8Score5kShelves

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Laughing from beginning to end, the heroine lay down in someone's grave just for food and was buried [laughing and crying]. The heroine did everything to get food. She fought with dogs for food, went to graves to steal sacrifices, and was treated as a ghost by the heroine's father, who was so frightened that he ran around regardless of his image... (Laughing and angry [face covering])

591 此 There's a Warlock Here I Want to Raise a PetModern Romance258k WordsCompleted 32Reads—Score—Shelves

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[Funny Supernatural, Strong Female Without CP, Northeastern Dialect Short Story] Wu Zhao is an evil cultivator who traveled from another world and was reincarnated into the new world with his memories. Unfortunately, he became an orphan at the age of fifteen. But a strong person never complains about the environment. In order to support herself, she started her old business of finding people alive, summoning dead people, gossiping, and eating big melons. After graduating from college, she achieved economic freedom and still continued to work in her old profession. If someone comes to her for help, she will help them. She will do everything according to her heart and get paid as she pleases. The goal in life is to live happily every day!

592 惊 Horror, I Am a Holy Father in a Strange World Three Pounds of GrapesMystery594k WordsCompleted 10.8kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves

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The first two books are simply amazing, so interesting. Liu family tradition

594 八 It's Not Easy to Be a Stepmother in the 1980S, but a Rich Woman Can! Sad CantaloupeModern Romance2.3M WordsOngoing 16.5kReads8.1Score974Shelves

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Several high-scoring works [already planted] [learned]

595 寡 The Widowed Sister-In-Law Is a Wife, and the War-God Uncle Just Wants to Be a Love Brain Moon CerealAncient Romance408k WordsCompleted 24Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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①Family members, this time-travel novel is superb! The protagonist traveled back in time after suffering a heat stroke while planting rice, but fortunately he had space with him. In difficult times, it would be wonderful to think about finding a job, marrying a wife, and living a happy life of farming, raising fish, and hunting. See how he uses space to create his own little world in a different world. The plot is relaxing and decompressing, so hurry up and catch up!

598 开 At the Beginning, I Had All My Spiritual Roots, and I Made Myself Invincible by Sleeping This PreceptAncient Romance1.1M WordsCompleted 21.3kReads9.5Score3.3kShelves

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The content, plot, and characters are all very good, and all the protagonists and supporting actors are online. Let's talk about the content first. It is roughly about an author who is not a human being, who has entered the worst villain he has written, and started a series of shocking operations to protect the people he loves. The plot is also quite exciting, with many unexpected encounters, unforgettable memories, and inevitable echoes. Of course, a series of strange behaviors by someone are inevitable. Then there are the characters, which is one of the main reasons why I like the author. Whether it is the protagonist or the supporting role, they all have their own characteristics and can be impressive. For example, the master who is cold on the surface and never forgets the pretentiousness on the inside, the gentle and gentle senior sister, and Qi Qing (this person is so unique, let's get to know it by yourself), there are so many beautiful people, it's no wonder that the protagonist will do everything to protect them. Overall, this is a good movie, suitable for watching when one is unhappy.

599 瓜 The Melon King and Her Resentful Colleagues XiaojunziAncient Romance562k WordsOngoing 239Reads8.8Score—Shelves

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Funny! Very funny! I laughed until my stomach hurt, I laughed until I rolled on the bed, I laughed until I was beaten by my mother🤣🤣