A Relaxing Life with a Kid? No, the Cultivation World Is Falling Apart!

Nuclear Warhead Daddy: A Word-Spirit Toddler Carries Me to Victory in the Cultivation World [System + Goofy Shenanigans + Adorable Child + Effortless Wins + Words Become Reality + Misunderstandings] Lin Xian transmigrates into the cultivation world and gets a two-piece starter set: a good-for-nothing spiritual root and Miaomiao, his little money-gobbling daughter. Just as he’s despairing over the prospect of working nine-to-nine, six days a week to cultivate, the [Fatherly Love Value System] forcibly binds itself to him: “Ding! Host, you used a spiritual fruit to lull your daughter to sleep. Reward: ‘Invincible Slacker Shield’!” “Ding! Your daughter praised you, saying, ‘Daddy is the most handsome!’ Reward: ‘Pants-Soiling Escape Talisman’!” But his daughter’s word-spirit ability is even more outrageous than the System’s... She sneezes and says, “Let the spiritual rain come!” The sect, suffering through a three-year drought, instantly turns into a cascading waterfall. She sleepily murmurs, “Spirit beasts should be able to sing, dance, and rap!” The divine beasts all debut as an idol group. The entire cultivation world is losing it: A big shot begs, “Fellow Daoist! Please keep your child in check! The sect-protecting formation collapsed last night while trying to rally votes for an idol!” Sword Sect: “After a certain toddler said that ‘flying on swords is too slow,’ we now require all flying swords to be fitted with rocket boosters!” Pill Sect: “She said, ‘Making pills is not as good as grilling skewers,’ so the entire peak has switched to selling barbecue!” Demon Lord: “I was only chasing her father! She made me grow cat ears and wear a princess dress!” Lin Xian, a good-for-nothing dad who coasts to victory on his daughter’s word-spirit abilities, is using the [Fatherly Love Value System] to redeem a “survival package for raising a child.” The latest report says that his daughter Miaomiao has once again declared, “Daddy is the Heavenly Dao!” Heavenly Dao: “??? Can I still resign in time?” Lin Xian scoops up his daughter and runs. “Be good. Daddy will take you somewhere else to coast!”