Raising the Entire Immortal Sect: I'm a Nanny in the Wilderness of Guixu

The Kunlun Sacred Son, the Northern Sea Demon Venerable, the Nine Heavens Goddess, and a host of other top figures from the cultivation world are all pulled into the Heavenly Dao Trial Ground, the Ruins Wilderness, overnight.

Cannibal tribes lurk everywhere, ferocious beasts roam the land, and bizarre mental corruption is inescapable.

Stripped of their immense cultivation, these exalted immortal and demonic big shots become useless good-for-nothings who can’t even light a fire or cook.

The Sacred Son, starving enough to chew tree bark, comes to understand the equality of all living beings in the wilderness.

The Demon Venerable, chased by savages and running for his life, rediscovers the true nature of his Dao heart in the grip of absolute terror.

The Nine Heavens Goddess, on the brink of a spiritual collapse, rebuilds her foundation with nothing but a bowl of hot soup.

And the one controlling it all is Ye Mi, an ordinary player on Blue Star whose account “can’t be deleted.”

She is the only special being in the Ruins Wilderness with the ability to air-drop supplies across planes.

While the big shots of the entire cultivation world are humbly begging for antibiotics and a pack of survival biscuits,

Ye Mi is taking her time building a shelter. “Relax. Let me finish this game of Dou Dizhu first.”

And when the truth finally comes to light, everyone’s eyes turn red.

“Sis Mi, these seven hundred years have been so hard for you!”