Journey to the West: My Master Wukong Wants to Return to the Secular World, a Hilarious Comedy

“The White Bone Spirit's three attacks, and such a loyal Sun Wukong gets banished.” “I'm so mad… Uh...” “Did I transmigrate into Journey to the West? For real?” 🐵 “Wukong, Guanyin Bodhisattva is trying to set you up, so I swapped that gold headband for a fake.” “This Yellow-Robed Monster has committed countless crimes. Good riddance!” 🐷 “Bajie, how does the fish soup I made compare to yours?” 🐠 “Sha Seng, you and Bajie can take turns carrying the load.” 🦓 “Little White Dragon, you can have some of this Ginseng Fruit too.” 💋 “Your Majesty, wait for me to return from retrieving the scriptures, and then we can pick up where we left off...” ⚠️ This story sticks strictly to the original, with no Investiture of the Gods, no Primordial World, and no conspiracy theories. ❤️ Faithful to the original, while making up for those “unresolved regrets,” like “Wukong without the headband” and “Tang Sen without the narrow-minded rigidity”... 💰 Not recommended reading while eating. If you spit out your food, I take no responsibility. You've been warned.