Lu Zhishen Transmigrates Into Tang Sanzang and Gets a Game System From the Start

Hey, friends, hello! I'm Tang Sen, the Flower Monk on a journey to the Western Heaven to fetch the scriptures. My friends have all been calling to ask what happened. Let me tell you: this System has no honor. It tricked me, then launched a sneak attack. It didn't even give me a teleport button. It just dragged this 180-plus-pound Flower Monk off to fetch the scriptures the traditional way. If that's how you want to play it, then I won't hold back. 🐵 Wukong, don't stop the female demons! We're fetching the scriptures, but first we're fetching the female demons! 🐷 Bajie, go beg for alms. If they won't give you any, help yourself! 🐠 Sha Seng, watch the luggage. I'm off to fight monsters, and I'll be right back! 🐸 Elder Jinchi set a fire? Trying to trick me again, huh? A sneak attack? I'll send him on his way with a backhanded blow from my monk's staff. 💋 “Your Majesty, we can spend the night together, but you have to call me ‘husband’ first!!!” 🍿 Laozi is refining pills? I'll open my pressure cooker and turn the golden pills into popcorn all over the floor! 🦴 The White Bone Demon is playing the victim? My mighty heavenly dragon...! Bzzzzt, “You actually burned to a crisp?” I'll decide whether the journey to the West is a mess or not! Amitabha. This humble monk just wants to ask: who else?!!! That's enough of an introduction. Author, “know when to quit” and write this book properly. Update every day, or I'll come after you. Lastly, young people should read the official version. Tomato Novel has it for free. Let's keep the peace; it's all just for laughs. Thank you, friends!