Journey to the West: Taking Tang Sanzang's Place and Throwing the Three Realms Into Chaos

I transmigrate when the Stone Monkey is born; when the Monkey King heads out to sea, I go up the mountain. While Wukong studies magic, I travel the world; when the Great Sage takes office, I head to Sichuan. When the Golden Monkey falls into trouble, I bring him peaches, milk tea, cake, and a fruit platter. One day, when the wind rises, I set out again, pretending to seek the scriptures and fooling the Western Heaven. Just look at how magnificent our Eastern Land is! Which god or Buddha wouldn’t envy it? With a mortal’s scientific method of cultivating immortality, who in the Three Realms would dare refuse to be governed?

(No System, no female lead or harem, no Investiture of the Gods, no Primordial World.)