Everyone Calls Me the Great Sage, but I Just Want to Chop Wood

Name: Everyone Calls Me the Great Sage, but I Just Want to Chop Wood
Author: Fan Chen'an

都叫我大圣，可我只想砍柴

by Fan Chen'an (凡尘安)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 117k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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“Oh? That’s all you’ve got, ‘Oh’? Don’t you want to go in and have a look? Don’t you want the treasure?”

“No.”

The old monkey grew anxious and paced around twice before saying, “W-well, if anyone can get through that waterfall and come out safely, we’ll all make him our king! He’ll rule over all of Flower-Fruit Mountain! How impressive would that be?”

“Not impressive. I’m not interested. Do you need firewood chopped?”

The old monkey: “…”

“Go to the Eastern Sea? Why would I go to the Eastern Sea? I just want to chop wood.”

“Raise havoc in Heaven? I’m not doing that. I just want to chop wood.”…

Zhu Bajie: “Elder Brother, Master has been captured by a demon!”

“Sorry, I’m chopping wood. I don’t have time!”

Sha Wujing: “Elder Brother, Master and Second Brother have been captured by a demon!”

“Sorry, I’m chopping wood. I really don’t have time!”

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