The Ice and Fire Chef

Stop criticizing, stop criticizing! I can't even keep up with all the likes!

Wait, why does this book have the same title as the erotic novels I used to read?

Author: Pumpkin Doesn't Listen On the bed, an old man. Beneath the bed, a young man stands respectfully to the side, head bowed. Beside the bed is a low table with a plate of scrambled eggs on it; the old man is eating the eggs. "Do we have any more eggs?" The old man asks. "No, these are the last two," the young man replies respectfully. "The eggs are gone; it seems my time is up.

Tang Jia San Shao, number one under heaven. Left hand holding a potato, right hand squeezing a tomato, Sitting in the east of Yueguan City, admiring the dancing Banana Sister. A pale, spirited figure, a cunning lurking in the ears. Entering dreams, he speaks of divine secrets, the warlords dare not taunt him. No one can harmonize with Tianxia Bachang, Nanpai Sanshu is no match for him.

I remember buying a pirated copy of this book back then; it only lasted two copies. The first copy was basically nothing, but the second one was so explicit I was embarrassed 😏. The second half was a book about... Well, you know.

Looking back at those old erotic books, tsk tsk, pshaw.

I just feel bad that so many things were deleted, it's a bit unfair to my Qidian coins.

Even my idol has so many people criticizing him.

I bought this book three times back then, and it got torn up by my teacher twice. Reading it again now just doesn't feel the same.

I never liked reading novels before; this was the first novel I ever read. 🙏 Then there was "The Mad God".