The Myths I Tell Are Coming True

After transmigrating to this world, he witnesses the contention of a hundred schools of thought and the rise of demons and monsters. Fortunately, he obtains the “Mythic Retelling” System, which can make the myths he tells appear in reality. So, before a little monkey, Ji Ping'an tells the story of Journey to the West. From then on, the world gains a monkey known as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. In a ruined temple, he discusses the Dao De Jing with an old priest and earns the title of Daoist Ancestor. At an academy, he debates a great Confucian scholar and expounds on the Analects, earning the praise of Confucian Sage. In the mortal world, Ji Ping'an writes Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, and from then on, no evil spirit can wander unseen. In the heavens, Ji Ping'an establishes Investiture of the Gods, and from then on, all the gods and Buddhas under heaven acknowledge a common sovereign. This book is also known as “The Special Effects Go All Out Whenever I Tell a Story,” “I Really Am Not the Hidden Hand Behind All the Ages,” and “Being a Plagiarist Is Bad, But It Sure Feels Great.”