I Logged Into Mr. Vampire

Time waits for no one, but it never defeats a beautiful woman!

Don't even bother reading this filler; I suggest stopping at "My Date with a Zombie." Every time the scene changes, they never mention the protagonist's name, just describing a handsome young man for ages before finally revealing him as the main character. Even after he becomes a god, they don't quickly clear the easier dungeons; they just artificially pad the word count. If you can't write anymore, just start a new story set in a higher world and move on to the next one.

The protagonist feels too out of place. His words and actions don't resemble those of a normal person. His thinking is also very unconventional. Compared to a normal person, he's more like a theatrical character. Everything is exaggerated and emotional. Sometimes he even blurts out some realistic words or jokes, which greatly affects the viewing experience.

There's so much garbage plot. In Uncle Nine's world, as long as you have money, you can get anything—guns, cannons, even other magical techniques. The protagonist doesn't do that; instead, he's just tangling up with a few women. I came to see the protagonist cultivate, not to watch him fall in love.

You went back to the Lotus Lantern, but when you came back you used the Tathagata Palm to seal the Demon-Suppressing Tower. You even became a disciple of the Antarctic Immortal, but you're still a Taoist in name only. The Primordial Heavenly Venerable should really come out and clean up your sect.

Your writing lately has gotten increasingly absurd. You've mastered the Five Thunder Technique and can summon lightning, and now you've taken on a demonic muscleman as your master, and then a cripple appears, whom you can't even defeat. You're even forced to eat a Gu worm. This is just too ridiculous and toxic! Don't you find it amusing?

Over 100,000 words with so many female characters, and all he dared to do was touch them a couple of times? It's like an unfinished eunuch's writing; no wonder the book's performance was so poor.

It feels like both the protagonist and the author have gone too far with their ice skating, and this is how they ended up writing this book – it's so neurotic I can't read a single bit.

This novel is morally flawed; it's not worth reading, it's utterly poisonous. No matter how many women one has, without power, they're just trouble. A villain can easily force himself on the protagonist's women and cuckold him. That's what happens when you're powerless—you're nothing, everything belongs to others. With a cultivation world, what use is the law? Murder is murder, even in the Republic of China era; the law of the jungle is the norm.

Writing and procrastinating is really not popular anymore.