Surely Nobody Actually Wants to Be a Simp, Right?

Everyone has their own preferences for radish and greens, and you can only know whether they suit your taste after reading them. Can those who only rely on book reviews to choose books find a book that suits them? If you like it, you are welcome to enter. If you don't like it, please turn left and leave silently. There is no need to come here and post some bad comments to affect the reading experience of others.

After reading Chapter 4, there is something I must say. Two friends advise the protagonist to stop licking, stop licking. I personally think this is enough of a friend, right? In the world of cultivating immortals, it is good to have one or two people who are good to you. What the protagonist said was purely to ignite the anger of his friends. The character of the protagonist in this chapter is very problematic.

If you lick one person, you will be a dog; if you lick ten people, you will be a wolf; if you lick a hundred people, you will be a tiger; if you lick ten thousand people, you will be a king; if you lick tens of thousands of people, you will be the king of kings. The king of kings, ham sausage, one section is better than six. Three Hundred Years, Jiuzhitang, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain sugar, jelly I want Xizhilang.

It's really interesting to write, I really like it hahahaha! It's just to complete the task and get benefits, not just to be a licking dog and respond to Lin Qingxue's requests. This is very nice! It doesn't make people feel uncomfortable, but adds a bit of sinister attributes to the protagonist. Are there constant laughs? Especially Lin Qingxue's random thoughts, her arrogant sense of superiority makes us look at it from God's perspective, hahaha, it makes me laugh to death! There is also the tragedy of Cui Yunkai being abandoned by the goddess, which more fully proves that there is nothing left after licking the dog and licking the dog in the end. I secretly ask, will this little Cui appear later? I always feel that there is a hidden plot. Well, maybe it is my illusion! No matter how much it is, I just like it very much! A thousand words can only be condensed into two words! That is: Follow up! Follow up! Follow up! ! ! Say important things three times! ! ! I am really looking forward to the following chapters, so that Lin Ping can move to Yangmei Peak as soon as possible!

Why are the names of books nowadays so weird?

Well, come on, author😘😘😘

Sure enough, in the end, I fell into the cliche. After licking one, I didn't know how to make up the subsequent relationship with her. I couldn't write it off, couldn't accept it, and couldn't leave everything with a rotten crotch. Then a certain sect or family boss came to pick up his long-lost daughter. It's so funny, it's been more than 20 years, but I just found it at this time. Aren't you embarrassed when writing this paragraph? This is all using a bad routine, how is it different from the car accident and cancer in the Korean drama. This kind of forced cliché setting if you can't control the plot, you will know if you think about this novel later.

Honey, I'm so happy! The wages were finally paid today. Are you happy? 🤭 During the internship, the salary is not high, only 1,200 yuan, after deducting insurance and other expenses for one month. How much do you think I will transfer to you? Do you think I will give you 650, because there is still 100 for the perfect attendance award in the factory, so if one person pays half of it, it will be 650? Wrong, I won't give you 650. Then you'll use it up after treating your female classmate to two meals, and you won't be able to appreciate my love for you... Me, I will borrow another 14 yuan from my colleagues and collect enough 1314 to transfer to you. Are you happy? Are you surprised? Will you love me more? 🤭🤭 When you run out of money, you must tell me as soon as possible, and I will lend it to you again, but don't wrong yourself... Otherwise the baby will feel distressed...

What a rubbish book, haha. Shouldn't we just be a licker and not be able to practice without relying on the system? Where has the dignity of the male protagonist gone? Some people are willing to die rather than surrender, but people like the male protagonist should die.

The plot is almost exactly the same as I Don't Want to Fall in Love, but it's just a fairy tale. In the beginning, it's a dog-licking match with Bichi. Zhang Haobi🗡️ is exactly the same as the plot at the art exhibition. It's a mine explosion and a loss of Bichi. You're replacing an iceberg goddess with little experience in the world. Don't you know how to change your personality and platform? You two are on the same platform. You really don't think others can see it?