Surely Nobody Actually Wants to Be a Simp, Right?
不会真有人当舔狗吧
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- Ongoing
- Length
- 537k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Xuanhuan
- Updated
- 5y ago
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Different strokes for different folks. You can only know if it suits your taste after reading it. Can you find a book that suits you by only reading book reviews? If you like it, you're welcome to join the reading group. If you don't like it, please leave quietly. There's no need to come here and post negative comments that affect other people's reading experience.
Having read through Chapter Four, there's something I really need to say. Two friends advised the protagonist to stop licking, to stop licking. I personally think that's good enough of a friend, right? In the world of cultivation, it's already quite good to have one or two people who are kind to you. The protagonist's words were solely intended to incite his friend's anger, and his character in this chapter is highly questionable.
Licking one person makes you a dog, licking ten makes you a wolf, licking a hundred makes you a tiger, licking ten thousand makes you a king, and licking millions makes you the king of kings. The king of kings, a sausage, one section is better than six. Three hundred years of Jiuzhitang, cures kidney deficiency, sugar-free, I want Xizhilang jelly.
Just started playing, a total newbie!
It's so funny, I love it! Hahaha! It's just to complete the task and gain benefits, not simply to be a sycophant and grant Lin Qingxue's every request. That's really nice! It doesn't make people feel uncomfortable; on the contrary, it adds a bit of a cunning attribute to the protagonist, making for constant laughs, right?
Why do books these days have to have such strange and sarcastic titles?
Keep it up, author! 😘😘😘
As expected, it fell into the cliché. After pleasing one character, it didn't know how to continue the relationship. It couldn't kill her off, couldn't end the story, and couldn't leave everything in a mess. So, some powerful figure from a sect or family came along and took away its long-lost daughter. LOL. Over 20 years, and she just happened to find her now?
I'm not a simp.
Honey, I'm so happy! I finally got paid today. Are you happy? 🤭 During my internship, after deductions for insurance and other benefits, my take-home pay is only 1200 yuan a month. Guess how much I'll transfer to you? Do you think I'll give you 650? Because the factory has a full attendance bonus of 100, and if we split it in half, that's 650. No, I'm not giving you 650.
This is a terrible book. Seriously? Does it mean you can't cultivate without being a simp and relying on a system? Where did the male lead's dignity go? Some people would rather die than submit, but someone like the male lead should just die.
The plot is almost exactly the same as "I Don't Want to Fall in Love," just with a fantasy theme. The beginning is always about a simp and a bitch. Zhang Hao's lovemaking is exactly the same as the art exhibition scene, with him exploding in mines and throwing a bitch at someone. They even changed the character to an naive and aloof goddess. Why didn't you even change the personality and the platform when you copied it? You two are on the same platform. Do you really think people won't notice?