Surely Nobody Actually Wants to Be a Simp, Right?

不会真有人当舔狗吧

by Billowing White Robes (白袍飞扬)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 537k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High Martial Arts
Updated: 8mo ago
Source: Zongheng

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Synopsis

Upright and honorable Lin Ping acquires a System called the "Reformation System."

[Earn someone's favor and receive XX spirit stones as a reward!]

[Earn someone's favor and receive the "Enlightenment" reward!]

[Earn someone's favor and receive the "Myriad Techniques Sword Physique" reward!]

(Also known as: I'm Really Not a Simp)

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ZonghengSigned
First publishedJan 2026
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