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- 1 After-Death Memes Come True: I Slay My Way Through the Ghost Festival by Proposing 死后梗成真，我靠求婚杀穿中元节 [Comedy + memes + chaotic powers + Ghost Festival resurrection tournament + conceptual god] The Ghost Festival was approaching. Al-Arraf had no idea that the once-in-several-years contest for a chance at resurrection was about to begin. As soon as the news broke, the entire underworld went wild. Lao Da and Zhang Huogou were raring to go, while the fat cat from the riverbed and Yaoyao quietly came ashore… Those who had once taken the internet by storm, turning into gods through memes after t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 On Launch Day, My Junk Appliances Became Legendary 开服当天，我的破烂家电封神了 On Launch Day, My Junk Appliances Became Legendary —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Rule Horror: From the Start, I Awakened the Milk Dragon's Candy Smile 规则怪谈：开局觉醒奶龙糖笑 The author asks, “Is it sweet or not?” Readers stay for the truly sweet stories. Countless Tomato readers turn into candy dragons and grin at me. Chosen as a contestant in a supernatural game, college student Chen Xun awakens the bizarre talent “Milk Dragon Candy Smile.” Under the eyes of the entire world, he enters his first survival challenge, the Sweet Candy House, laughing in despair. 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 The Celebration Drinks Are Ready, Big Brother, I Won't Make Too Much Noise 庆祝的酒已开好，大哥我不会太吵 (Showbiz + crazy = doing whatever you want) “I’m so awesome!!” “Transmigration, get me there in one piece!!” Fang Xingye transmigrates into a hellish situation. Is anything more desperate than becoming a mental patient? Every member of every entertainment-industry group is at odds with the others. His predecessor taught Fang Xingye a harsh lesson in blood. After leaving the hospital, Fang Xingye adopts the attitude, “I’m crazy. Who’s going to stop me?” and charges headlong through the entertainm 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 5 I Slay Demons and Reveal the Sacred, Invincible, While Jiahao Gains Long Life 我斩妖显圣无敌，嘉豪续命长生 Please note that there’s a student here named Xiao Shuai. The class beauty, Xiao Mei, claims to be a witch, and there’s also a Holy Gate Empress. The Han Dynasty Chess Sage is playing Gomoku, while the Dao Lord invites all the students to shelter from the rain inside the Banner of Ten Thousand Souls. As soon as the Grave-Tomb Rat appears, Xiao Shuai grabs a little stick and charges straight into the fight. Damn, stealing my kill? Damn! A bunch of frauds with actual skills! These days, transmigra 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Demon Lord, Want an AK-47? 魔王，你想要AK47吗？ [System] [Comedy] [Invincible] [No Female Lead] [War] Alan, an African arms dealer, is blown into another world by one of the shoddy mortars he sold. He even transmigrates into the military-industrial complex System of the Demon King Asmodeus! Demon King: “Who says only humans can summon heroes? After more than ten years of improvements, I finally managed to summon... you...” Alan: “I really don’t know how you demons have lasted three thousand years with tactical skills like yours.” Watch Alan l 53Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Resident Evil: It's Fifty-Fifty Between Me and the Zombies 生化危机：我和丧尸五五开 Veteran gamer Wu Kai stayed up all night playing the Resident Evil 9 mod, only to wake up and find himself transmigrated into the Raccoon City Police Department in 1998! To his surprise, he was bound to an absolutely infuriating “Perfectly Even Match” System. Core rule: the stronger the opponent, the stronger he becomes; the weaker the opponent, the weaker he becomes. His combat power is always on par with the strongest creature on the field, locking his odds of victory at 50%! And so, Raccoon C 61Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 8 Heh Heh Heh! This Husky Is Surprisingly Wise 桀桀桀！这个哈士奇十分睿智 Beast Taming + System + Comedy + Beauties This husky has a pair of incredibly wise-looking eyes. You can tell at a glance that its IQ is at least 250. Gu Yan takes his spirit beast, a husky, on an adventure in another world. With the Infinite Fusion System, he rises to the top of the world; With his all-seeing eyes, he gets a look at all the beauties under heaven. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 You're Losing It? Then I'll Turn It Up a Notch 你破防了？那我可加点了 [Global High Martial Arts + Spiritual Qi Revival + System + One Female Lead + Superpowers] Twenty years after the spiritual qi revival, superpowers are rampant, spirit ruins are everywhere, and spirit beasts run wild. Su Nan accidentally awakens an Emotion Collection System: harvest other people's emotions to exchange for heaven-defying rewards! There are life-saving pills that make you roll your eyes and stick out your tongue on the spot, little walnuts that turn you into a good person for a sh 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 The Real Young Master Worked Too Hard, and Drove His Whole Family to Despair 真少爷太勤快，却让全家崩溃了 The Real Young Master Is So Diligent, He Drives His Whole Family to the Breaking Point 1.9kReads—Score11514d adds
- 11 Spiritual Qi Revival: I'm an Invincible Deliveryman 灵气复苏，我一个外卖员无敌了 "Kiddo, that nursery rhyme of yours has a melody that's far too sad, and the lyrics are much too negative. That's not good for your physical or mental development! Spending too long immersed in negative emotions can lead to psychological problems. You might become extreme and antisocial, or even develop violent tendencies! Look, you just tried to attack Uncle. That's not good! Let Uncle rewrite the lyrics for you..." Red-Dressed Girl Ghost: "..." "Anyone home? If no one's here, I'm coming in!" K 299Reads—Score11414d adds
- 12 Reborn as a Peashooter: From the Start, I Turn Against Dave and Nuke the Zombies 重生豌豆射手：开局反戴夫，核平僵尸 Reborn as a Peashooter: From the Start, I Turn Against Dave and Nuke the Zombies 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Legend of the Oden Hero 关东煮侠传 There was a man surnamed Lu, whose given name was Min. One day, he went into the cafeteria, and just as he was hurrying to get some food, he got scalded. Alas, how tragic! And so this story came to be. Dusk settled over Lijing Cafeteria like a heavy leaden curtain, pressing down on the eaves. The evening breeze slipped in through the window cracks, but did nothing to disperse the billowing heat around the huge pot of oden. Instead, it made the savory aroma, tinged with a hint of something burnt, 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 Help! My Haters Insist on Making Me a Star 救命！黑粉们非要拉我出道 (Unpredictable + Hilarious + Everyday Misfortune + Showbiz + Reluctantly Rising to the Top, Wang Duoyu-Style + One Heroine) (Not a conventional story, no serious villains, just hilarious daily life for a bunch of unlucky people) Having a “brother” who grew up with you is the worst luck imaginable! Just because people found out we knew each other, I got cursed out by the entire internet. My childhood “brother” couldn’t even pour a drink, so I wrote her a song called “Bubble” to make fun of her. T 619Reads5.0Score10114d adds
- 15 I'm Only F-Rank, So Isn't It Reasonable to Loot the Entire Dungeon? 我一个F级天赋搬空副本很合理吧 [Comedy + Superpowers + Beast Taming + System + Divine Inheritance + No Tragedy + Utterly Unhinged + The Later Story Is Absolutely Thrilling!] Spiritual qi revival begins on Blue Star, and divine inheritances descend upon the mortal world. With deities from beyond the stars set to invade in a few years... How should humanity respond? And why have Blue Star's own gods disappeared without a trace? From the start, Zhang Di awakens the "Strongest Emotional Management System." He can use emotion poin 177Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 For Ten Quadrillion, I Was Forced to Become a Casanova 为了一千万亿，我被迫当海王 A quadrillion in inheritance is up for grabs, and the conditions are simple but absurd: Two years, twenty candidates, and fifteen to twenty girlfriends to win over. He must pursue them sincerely without crossing the line, and he gets only 100,000 in start-up capital. Thus, Lin Feng is forced to embark on an extreme playboy survival challenge: He drills manipulative pickup lines until they roll off his tongue and learns every kind of skill until his head is spinning; He tracks every expense down 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 What? I've Been Alive for 24 Years, and I'm Actually a Ghost! 什么？活了24年，我竟然是只阿飘！ What? I've been alive for 24 years, and it turns out I'm a ghost! 53Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 After Pain Made Me Immortal, My First Love Went Mad 痛觉赐我长生后，白月光疯了 After Pain Granted Me Immortality, My White Moonlight Went Mad 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Fake History from the Start: The Jianzhou Jurchens Were Jin Merchant Enforcers 开局伪史论，建州女真是晋商打手 A fan of fringe theories about fabricated history transmigrates into the seventeenth year of Chongzhen, just nine days before the emperor hangs himself at Coal Hill. Faced with a complete mess, he slams his hand on the court table and declares, “I understand now! The Jurchens are the Shanxi merchants’ hired muscle!” As conspiracy theories become a blueprint for saving the nation, auditing the books takes the place of raising taxes, and proclamations become calls to arms. See how he uses a logic 271Reads6.7Score10714d adds
- 20 The Old Hand Forces the Ride: Female Ghost Passengers, Please Behave 老司机强行开车：女鬼乘客请自重 One paranormal bus, two goofy buddies, a worldview that’s neither wholly good nor evil, strong bodies but sharp minds, hunting vicious ghosts across the land, caring about nothing but making money, relying seven parts on bluffing and eight parts on wild imagination. A brush with death? Not a chance! [Mystery Revival] + [Paranormal Bus] + [A Wild Imagination] Three Laws of Vicious Ghosts First: A ghost bound by paranormal rules cannot be killed. Second: Every ghost has a pattern to its killings. 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Living Off a Rich Woman: My Years with Her 软饭：我跟富婆的那些年 Don't laugh at me for living off a woman. I've knelt and swallowed my pride, but in return I've gotten a life that most people could never have. A charming, wealthy older woman keeps me, gives me money and cards, and has my back. If anyone looks down on me, she makes sure they regret it. There's no shame in living off a woman. Being poor is what's shameful! With her supporting me, I'm the winner in life! 1.2kReads6.8Score11114d adds
- 22 Grand Blue: One Wild Youthful Adventure 碧蓝之海：青春一记荒唐 A new author’s first work. I’m still working on my writing, so please bear with me. Qiansha is the sole female lead. This is a pure Azur Lane setting, so please don’t read if that’s not your thing. What happens when a cool, reserved girl meets an eccentric fool who has eyes only for her? Will the iceberg melt? When the lively friendship of the diving club meets the pressure of everyday studying, his hidden eccentric side will finally come out. “Qiansha, do you like the ocean? Then let’s make a p 2.1kReads7.3Score10114d adds
- 23 After Dropping Out, I Became an Urban Legend as a Delivery Rider, and the System Forced Me to Become a Workaholic 退学后，我靠送外卖成了都市传说，系统逼我当卷王 After Dropping Out, I Became an Urban Legend Through Food Delivery, and the System Forced Me to Become a Hustler 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 I Get Stronger by Scaring People, and I Was Reborn Thanks to My Ridiculous Antics 吓人就变强，我靠沙雕重生了 Scare People to Get Stronger: I Was Reborn Thanks to My Ridiculous Antics 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 The Daredevil System: Tricking a Demonic Cult Witch from the Start 作死系统：开局忽悠魔道妖女 Zhang Chunan transmigrates into the body of a low-ranking disciple who is about to be sacrificed by his sect, and binds himself to a “death-seeking” System. [Tell the Demon Sect Saintess within ten seconds, ‘You have too much demonic aura. Come back to my room with me so I can give you a thorough examination.’ Fail the mission, and your soul will be annihilated!] In desperation, Zhang Chunan looks at the stunning demoness no one dares meet the eyes of. Zhang Chunan: “Demoness, you have way too m 140.1kReads8.8Score18k14d adds
- 26 King of the Noobs 菜鸡之王 Luo Qi acquired a Wish Door that could give him anything he wanted, along with some extra gifts called “Calamities.” Wish for bread? Sure! But a dozen wolves will spawn outside the door. Wish for a weapon? Sure! But suddenly, a band of vicious bandits will appear up ahead. At last, Luo Qi understood: this blasted door wasn’t a wishing machine, it was a monster summoner. But those “Calamities” themselves also seemed to be valuable resources! So he took the villagers to dig traps, run military dri 205Reads8.0Score11814d adds
- 27 With the Weakest Talent, I Slaughter My Way Through 最弱天赋的我杀疯了 Comedy + daily life + System + shamelessness + outrageous antics + no female lead + leveling up + face-slapping. Don't call me a pervert, because I really am one. Don't talk to me about science, because I never do. When I go off the rails, your entire worldview is going to shatter. I swear, I'm not interested in money at all. I just happen to enjoy the thrill of ripping people off… I mean, making money. Heaven above, I really do have a conscience, just not much of one. Allow me to introduce myse 91Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Hong Kong Crossover: I'm Still Way Too Dependent on Fei Mao 港综：朕还是太依赖肥猫了 [Unhinged protagonist + a System that makes people’s beliefs come true + Hong Kong crime-comedy crossover + wish fulfillment + comedy] A Gou transmigrates into a Hong Kong crime-comedy universe. From the start, a blow to the head leaves him a little crazy, and he awakens the “Believe It and It Comes True System.” As long as someone believes his nonsense, he gains the corresponding ability! Fat Cat believes he can use the Hadouken, and A Gou can take on the underworld with nothing but a rolling p 191Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 29 After My Cauldron Gained a Spirit, I Turned My Life Around by Insulting People 家鼎成精后，我靠骂人逆袭了 [Insult the ancestors to their faces, then bring down the Grand Preceptor] Other people transmigrate with a System or talent. I transmigrated with nothing but a bronze cauldron and a mouth sharp enough to talk back to my ancestors. The Shen family ancestors inside the cauldron are a bunch of crafty old schemers. They bicker all day, but whenever I need supplies, they all go mute. If I don’t curse them, they won’t lift a finger. Curse them too mildly, and they give me nothing. Curse them hard eno 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 I’m the Chosen of Elation, Here to Cure Every Bitterness and Grievance 我，欢愉神选，专治各种苦大仇深 #Transmigration #SubvertingExpectations #LightheartedAndFunny #Fantasy #Troublemaker Transmigrating into a hellish fantasy world where everyone tortures themselves to get stronger? Sorry, I refuse to follow the beaten path! I awaken the divine mask of Elation. Pulling stunts, telling jokes, and harvesting laughter are all it takes to become a god. The ascetic sects see me as a heretic? Then I’ll put on a grand show in front of everyone and leave you all completely rattled! I’ll laugh and joke my 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 From the Start, I Had a Spoonful of Three-Flower Evaporated Milk: Setting the Cafeteria Straight in 1987 开局我一勺三花淡奶，我在1987整顿食堂 From the Start, I Had a Spoonful of Three-Flower Evaporated Milk: I Whip the Cafeteria into Shape in 1987 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 How Fun! Let Me, a Demon Pill, Save This Troubled Girl 有意思！让我一魔丸拯救问题少女 [Lighthearted Comedy + System + Fun and Games + Redemption] When Heaven is about to entrust someone with a great mission, it first strips away their humanity. And so Chen Xiao came into being, a demon pill born at the pinnacle of the world, above morality. [The Host's radiance shines upon the world. The redemption System has awakened. We hope the Host will uphold the spirit of putting others before himself and keep striving forward.] What? You want me to save her? You've got to be kidding. [Syst 1.3kReads6.8Score10314d adds
- 33 The Internet Goes Down Worldwide, So I Summon the Gods with TikTok 全球断网，我用抖音召唤诸神 August 8, 2028, at 8:00 a.m. Electronic devices around the world go black, then reboot. Only one app still works on phones: Douyin: Gods Edition. As the app's only streamer, I beg for likes while everyone else fights to survive: A hundred million triple-clicks of 666! The Great Sage Equal to Heaven drops into the livestream, Golden Cudgel in hand, and turns an American aircraft carrier into a toy with one strike. Ten thousand rockets! Erlang Shen descends with his Celestial Hound. The Hound, now —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 In a High-Martial World, I Stole the Whole World and Drove It Mad 人在高武，偷到整个世界发癫 [High-martial arts + comedy + master thief System + livestreaming + hunted by the Heavenly Dao] Bai Xiaofei awakens a master thief talent. His entire school thinks he’s a supermarket shoplifter, and the authorities classify him as a high-risk individual. Then he discovers that the law protects people and animals, but not monsters or the supernatural! From then on, he starts livestreaming late at night, embarking on a one-way road of beating up the supernatural and fleecing monsters bald. Steal t —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 Tokyo: A Blessing on This Wonderful Everyday World 东京：为美好的日常世界献上祝福 Chen Fan always thought that no matter how unlucky life got, there had to be a limit. That was until he met someone calling herself the Goddess of Misfortune after he died. Reborn in a parallel world, all he wants is to attend school in peace, make a few friends, have an ordinary romance, and use what he remembers from his previous life to earn a little money. But reality refuses to give him that chance. On the first day of school, he becomes famous on the spot because of an accidental remark. O 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 The Rivals Fight, Yet They're Both Victims 情敌大打出手，却都是受害者 Love rivals come to blows, but they're all victims 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Priests Are Weak? I Maxed Out Strength and Can Punch Stars Apart! 牧师弱？力量加满，我一拳爆星！ [Full-Cast Audiobook] [Stat-Point Allocation + Sigma + Hard-Hitting Fists + Campus Beauty + Beating Up Teammates] He transmigrated, but couldn't carry the team. To Lu Yu, the priest, it felt like being an impotent husband. That was until he saw the stats panel... Not enough strength? Put points into strength. Not enough intelligence? Put points into strength. Not enough agility? Put points into strength. Not enough constitution? Put some more points into strength. What, you say I'm putting point 28.6kReads7.5Score3.3k14d adds
- 38 The Only Male Disciple of the Hehuan Sect 合欢宗唯一男弟子 A comedy! A comedy! A comedy! The cultivation world's number-one prankster, and the Joyful Union Sect's resident troublemaker. Jilted from the start? I’ll teach you a lesson with a flying kick. Humiliated again by a wicked woman from the Joyful Union Sect? I’ll turn around and win over her master. Then she’ll have to call me stepdad. Her master isn’t enough? The sect leader wants to fight me too? Just you wait. Many years later, the Joyful Union Sect's leader often lamented that taking Shen Yun 16Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 39 Between Smoky Oolong Tea and the Sea Breeze 可燃乌龙茶与海风之间 Liu Zishen, an international student from inland China, thought Izu would offer him sunshine, beaches, and a wonderful university life. That was before he witnessed the “Peek a Boo” initiation ceremony at a dive shop called “Grand Blue”: the seniors wearing nothing but their underwear, the flammable “oolong tea,” and his close friend Kitahara Iori rapidly going off the rails right beside him. “W-wait a second. Is university life in Japan really like this?!” Amid the chaotic whirlpool of alcohol 17.6kReads8.9Score1.6k14d adds
- 40 On Her Deathbed, That Woman Activated My System! 临终前，那个女人激活我的系统！ 1. This is a lighthearted comedy: Dedicated to everyone working hard on the front lines: have a laugh after work or on your day off. Wishing you success at work! Dedicated to all the diligent students: have a laugh in your spare time. May you achieve top honors! Dedicated to all the retired grandpas and grandmas: if you can't sleep at night, have a laugh. Wishing you good health! 2. This story is pure fiction, so please don't take it as true: wild fantasy + transmigrate and scrape by + a late-ar 1Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 41 The Naruto Player Begins as the Divine Steed Madara 火影玩家从神驹斑开始 [Xuanhuan + Wild Imagination + Subverting Expectations + Naruto System + Villain] Lu Bu, adrift his whole life, never met a worthy master. If you will not reject me, my lord, I am willing to become your sworn son! Lu Bu is a genuine country boy. According to his parents, their illustrious ancestor was none other than the famous Lu Bu! He had been fascinated by Lu Bu since childhood, and even their names were remarkably alike. When a Shinobi Striker version of Madara came out in the Naruto mobile 416Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 In a World of High Martial Arts, the System Says I'm the Demon Son of Some Pleasure Sect 人在高武，系统说我是某欢宗魔子 Teenager Chu Nan confesses to the campus belle and gets rejected on the spot. Then, by chance, he awakens a System. But the System mistakes Chu Nan’s high martial arts world for a cultivation fantasy world. And so, the System gets everything mixed up. Then Chu Nan goes through a series of absurd events, including but not limited to: He fails to confess, but the System decides he tried and failed to defile a holy maiden. The System threatens him with castration to force him to leave the Hehuan Se 7.3kReads7.5Score78114d adds
- 43 Spiritual Qi Revival: I Build a God by Scavenging Scrap 灵气复苏：从捡破烂开始造神 [Sequence Awakening + Invincible + One Heroine + Brain-Off Power Fantasy + Hilarious + Summoning + Memes + Crouching Dragon and Young Phoenix] Spiritual qi revival! The world is overrun by monstrous creatures, and everyone is frantically competing to master Supernatural Sequences! Su Mo, who transmigrated into this world, awakens a God-Tier Emotion Gacha System! No painstaking cultivation or meditation. No risking his life for lucky encounters! While everyone else is swept up in a storm of emoti 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Reality Invaded by Games: I Became a God as Jiahao 游戏入侵现实：我扮演嘉豪成神 [Act Tough and Get Stronger? You Got It!] Everyone at school laughed at Li Jiahao for putting on a tough-guy act. He hid his face behind a black mask and strutted around every day, but in reality he was a total weakling. He was always saying things like: “Back row, by the window: the king’s homeland.” “So this is Earth? Interesting.” “With the sun and moon in my hands and stars at my fingertips, no one in this world can match my greatness!” Then the sky split and the earth shattered. Games invad 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 Turn the Male Lead into the Female Lead from the Start, and Steal His System! 开局把男主变女主，夺他系统！ This book breaks the mold: fake harem, laugh-out-loud comedy, a “smart” System, invincible wish fulfillment, cosmic horror, and a brainless protagonist who charges through the world. After transmigrating into a modern world of high martial arts, Chen Mo bonded with the [True Love System], which promised him everything belonging to his women! But fate had other plans. Every peerlessly beautiful woman, heiress, and icy assassin flocked to Ye Chen, the chosen one! Three years after being reborn, Y 393Reads6.8Score—14d adds
- 46 Whispers of a Lost Priest 失落牧师的呢喃 [Defying the Heavens] [Bad Jokes] [Anime and Voice-Actor References] [Japanese-Style Western Fantasy] [Cross-Dressing Adventurer] “Your soul has lost its voice.” “Your younger sister is still alive.” “You are a hero from another world.” “You need redemption.” “You’re insane.” …God said that Lu Ai’s deceased younger sister was there. This is a story about finding family, a story about a healing mage in another world, and a story about a deranged hero rising to the top. 849Reads8.3Score10514d adds
- 47 Don't Laugh! This Is the Spiritual Qi Revival 别笑！这可是灵气复苏 [Urban High Martial Arts] [Myriad Races] [Invasion] [Emotion System] [Sneaky Schemer] [Passionate] [Transmigration] A gambling-addict dad, a cheating mom, a good-for-nothing little sister, and a broken-hearted him! In a world with nothing left to keep him there, he leapt to his death, only to unexpectedly undergo Transmigration. From then on, there was another world... and another world... and yet another world...! Humanity: “You hateful foreign races, are you surrendering or not? If you don’t s 198Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop 觉醒缺德系统，抢女帝的棒棒糖 Power fantasy + lighthearted comedy, packed with jokes and memes, invincible from the start, full of subversions and unexpected moves, System, shocking twists, face-slapping, roasting, play the pig to eat the tiger, transmigration, and wild imagination After transmigrating to another world, Bi Xia will do anything, just not anything decent. One day, while helping an old lady cross the street against the light, he accidentally activates the “Unprincipled System.” The more shameless things he doe 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 The More I Embarrass Myself, the Stronger I Get: I Strike Back by Calling Down Lightning to Annihilate the Ghost King 社死就变强，我反手引雷灭诡王 After eighteen years of hard study, all I wanted was to attend college quietly. I never expected the System to choose me. From the start, I had to perform a “Thunder-Summoning Ritual” in front of three thousand people. Chen Xuan, an ordinary first-year clinical medicine student, clutched a broken mop handle. Facing eerie ghostly shadows reaching out from the screen, he had just one thing to say: “Everyone, don’t panic. The thunder hasn’t arrived because I haven’t finished calling it yet!” From a 32Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Intel: The Campus Belle Is a Martial Goddess, and the System Says I Should Cling to Her 情报：校花是武神，系统建议我抱 Martial arts assessment: F-grade, barely a star. True qi density: 0.3, not even as much as a fart. The whole school laughed: “Chen Lang the loser! Chen Lang the loser!” Chen Lang was used to it. Then the System activated [Today’s Intelligence: The school beauty, Su Wan’er, will practice swordsmanship on the rooftop tonight. She’s actually the reincarnation of the Martial God.] [System Recommendation: Get on her good side.] [Friendly Reminder: If you do it wrong, she’ll beat you to death.] Chen L —Reads—Score—14d adds
