After My Cauldron Gained a Spirit, I Turned My Life Around by Insulting People

Name: After My Cauldron Gained a Spirit, I Turned My Life Around by Insulting People
Author: Yushan Wen'er

家鼎成精后，我靠骂人逆袭了

by Yushan Wen'er (雨山文二)

Status: Completed
Length: 195k Words
Genre: Historical
Subgenre: Historical High-Concept
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Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Insult the ancestors to their faces, then bring down the Grand Preceptor]

Other people transmigrate with a System or talent. I transmigrated with nothing but a bronze cauldron and a mouth sharp enough to talk back to my ancestors.

The Shen family ancestors inside the cauldron are a bunch of crafty old schemers. They bicker all day, but whenever I need supplies, they all go mute.

If I don’t curse them, they won’t lift a finger. Curse them too mildly, and they give me nothing. Curse them hard enough, and they dump jade and colored glass all over the ground!

Branded a traitor, beset by rumors throughout the city, and watched at every turn by the Grand Preceptor, who wants me dead.

Fine. I’ll play the part of a lecherous, useless wastrel and take over the abandoned kiln where the Grand Preceptor hides his ill-gotten silver.

The physician, guards, merchants, and talented young women around me all stand together and help me plan. No household scheming, no rivalry between women. Everyone’s in on the act.

I curse my ancestors aloud, while hiding a sea of blood-deep hatred in my heart.

When the glass trade routes open and every chest of silver beneath the kiln comes to light, I’ll have all the evidence I need to expose the Grand Preceptor’s crimes and clear the names of three thousand loyal souls!

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