With the Weakest Talent, I Slaughter My Way Through

Comedy + daily life + System + shamelessness + outrageous antics + no female lead + leveling up + face-slapping.

Don't call me a pervert, because I really am one.

Don't talk to me about science, because I never do.

When I go off the rails, your entire worldview is going to shatter.

I swear, I'm not interested in money at all. I just happen to enjoy the thrill of ripping people off… I mean, making money.

Heaven above, I really do have a conscience, just not much of one.

Allow me to introduce myself properly:

My name is He Bei. By the time you read this, I will have…

come of age. There are things I'm finally allowed to do, such as…

Awakening one's talent. Every student in Jiuzhou must undergo a talent awakening upon reaching adulthood.

He Bei used to be a college student in his previous life. One weekend night, he was alone in his dorm, absorbed in his study materials, when his left hand, busy at the keyboard, accidentally knocked over his favorite soda. A plume of black smoke rose, then the computer exploded with a bang.

His right hand, which had been working out his mighty arm, exploded too.

Before he lost consciousness, a mechanical voice rang in He Bei's mind:

Nine lifetimes of pure Yang constitution, ten lifetimes of a qilin arm…

When he opened his eyes again, He Bei was a high school senior in Jiuzhou.

So you're the Supreme One? Let's see if you can dodge a slap from this divine right hand.

A divine beast? Show me your teeth and I'll smack you with a big one.

When slapping people can make you stronger, the shameless He Bei can only become even more shameless!