The Internet Goes Down Worldwide, So I Summon the Gods with TikTok

Name: The Internet Goes Down Worldwide, So I Summon the Gods with TikTok
Author: Lady of the Clouds

全球断网，我用抖音召唤诸神

by Lady of the Clouds (云端女公子)

Status: Completed
Length: 246k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

August 8, 2028, at 8:00 a.m.

Electronic devices around the world go black, then reboot.

Only one app still works on phones: Douyin: Gods Edition.

As the app's only streamer,

I beg for likes while everyone else fights to survive:

A hundred million triple-clicks of 666!

The Great Sage Equal to Heaven drops into the livestream, Golden Cudgel in hand,

and turns an American aircraft carrier into a toy with one strike.

Ten thousand rockets!

Erlang Shen descends with his Celestial Hound.

The Hound, now equipped with an eight-power scope, arrives in Japan

and stages a dog-eat-dog show.

Four billion people spam “Carnival” at once!

Pangu's true form descends,

cleaving an alien Old One into nine pieces, each with free shipping.

The price of summoning the gods?

Every god summoned costs Earth one city’s Wi-Fi, permanently.

Welcome to the age of livestreamed god-slaying, where everyone takes part.

The gods are online, waiting for likes.

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