I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop

Name: I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop
Author: Zhang San, Unrivaled Beyond the Immortals

觉醒缺德系统，抢女帝的棒棒糖

by Zhang San, Unrivaled Beyond the Immortals (仙外狂徒张三)

Status: Completed
Length: 181k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Power fantasy + lighthearted comedy, packed with jokes and memes, invincible from the start, full of subversions and unexpected moves, System, shocking twists, face-slapping, roasting, play the pig to eat the tiger, transmigration, and wild imagination

After transmigrating to another world, Bi Xia will do anything, just not anything decent. One day, while helping an old lady cross the street against the light, he accidentally activates the “Unprincipled System.” The more shameless things he does, the stronger he gets.

From then on, he runs wild: bullying men and women, stealing candy from children, making the Chosen One cry, persuading courtesans to go straight, and dragging respectable women into a life of sin. Worried his crimes won’t earn him a long enough sentence, he even joins a gang. The day he goes down the mountain to gain experience, the entire cultivation world goes mad.

[Character Introductions]

Bi Xia: The comic relief, shameless to the point of smoking, and never one to follow the rules. Most of the time, he does whatever he wants and causes trouble. While others cultivate, he runs with the gangsters. But when he gets serious, his sense of justice is off the charts. He’s cool, dependable, and gives people an unparalleled sense of security.

Merit System: A quirky, refreshing troublemaker of a System with a fascinating personality. Mischievous, relentlessly snarky, sharp-tongued, chatty, goofy, and a scheming boy.

Xiao Ye: A Chosen One with a tragic past and the worst luck imaginable. All his fortune has turned into bizarre romantic luck. He’s kindhearted, but his good intentions often lead to trouble. His catchphrase is: “I’m innocent! Just let me explain!”

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