You All Have Systems? I'll Steal, Steal, Steal!
你们都有系统？我偷我偷偷偷！
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 1.5M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High Martial Arts
- Updated
- 8d ago
- English
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Synopsis
Other names
- Why Are Your Skills as Unrestrained as You Are?你的技能为什么和你一样随便Alternate title on Fanqie
Stats
731Chapters
8.2kReads · 30 days
341.5kReads · all time
765Shelf adds, last 14 days
6.6Score
2 ch/weekPace
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It's good. The main appeal of this novel is its humor and the protagonist's personality. Nowadays, most protagonists fall in love within three chapters and then have sex every ten or so chapters. Unlike this protagonist, who isn't driven by lust, those novels where the sex happens within a hundred chapters don't have much description of the female lead in the early chapters, which makes a bad first impression.
Yes, it's a classic spiritual revival story, and the humor is top-notch. Here's a line for the author: "Don't abandon this story!" I've finished watching it, and it's really good. Like I said before, watch how long it takes, and if you disagree, let's argue.
The book is good; the plot and skills are quite funny. Overall, it's very good. As a 10-year veteran reader, I'd rate it as a lower-tier (Grade A) book. Let's see how it goes; if it maintains that level, it should reach 9 points.
It looks pretty good, but the quality drops a bit towards the end.
I laughed until my stomach hurt in the middle of the night. The author wrote it in a very cheerful way, and it was very comfortable to read. It's just crazy. But the only downside is that it wasn't satisfying enough. You can only say that you can't have your cake and eat it too. Five stars!
It's really well-written. I've read over 200 chapters, and it's quite interesting in many ways, with a lot of engaging moments. But unfortunately, I don't really like the female-dominant dynamic in relationships, so I can't give it a perfect score.
Author, please update more! It's too little. Hurry up and get through the beginner village. Looking forward to the rest of the story! 😏 Seriously, author, please update more! 😘😘😘
I dropped it after chapter 20. It wasn't to my taste and was a bit boring, but the writing was fine. Most importantly, it didn't have the pretentious, childish air of a primary school student. It's a rare good piece from Tomato.
How to choose fresh, live fish? Learn 3 easy tips. Should people with high blood sugar eat steamed buns or cornbread for breakfast? Which is more stable for blood sugar? You don't know how insignificant an official is until you go to the capital, and you don't know how little money you have until you go to Shanghai. The bigger the city, the more humble you should be.
Having read up to chapter 145, is the protagonist not good enough?