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- 1 My Little One Is No Villain 我的崽崽才不是反派 From the modern world to the interstellar world, the apocalypse, the vampire world... She wields tenderness as a blade and companionship as a shield, carving out a glimmer of hope amid schemes, betrayal, and despair. She teaches them love and trust, guiding them toward futures completely unlike the ones they were destined for “Xiaoyu, Grandma: There are some things I need to take care of, and I’ll be away for a very, very long time. Don’t look for me. I’m fine. Xiaoyu, you’ve become my greatest —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 In a High-Martial World, I Just Want to Eat, Wait, and Die 高武世界我只想混吃等死 Lin Ye is the useless legitimate grandson of Huaxia’s top Lin high-martial-arts conglomerate. Born with blocked meridians, he gets by through dodging bills and staging accidents, always grinning even when people curse him out. Even after awakening a Chaos Martial Meridian, he still refuses to apply himself. With the conglomerate in his hands, he stays clear of high-martial-arts affairs, becoming the most unconventional layabout big shot in the high-martial-arts world. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 After Coming Down the Mountain, The World of Flowers 下山后，的花花世界 Jiang Qi, who had been cultivating in seclusion on a mountain with his master, suffered a cultivation mishap and became a eunuch. To repair his body's deficiency, he descends the mountain to gain experience and insight into love. Because of his condition, he both longs for and avoids it, forming the central conflict of the story. Whenever his emotions fluctuate intensely, especially when he feels embarrassment, shame, smugness, or regret after intimate contact with a woman, or whenever he uses a 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Playing the Rogue in Ancient Times 回到古代当无赖 Content: Updated punctually every day before 1 a.m. An ordinary man from the bottom rungs of modern urban society, the shameless male lead has a sharp mind but no scruples. He accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world in ancient times. Armed with a modern outlook, a thick skin, and a little cleverness, he navigates the competing powers of the era while crossing paths with two heroines who have completely different personalities but are both formidable fighters. Through a string of cons, sch 440Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 5 The Good-for-Nothing’s Wild Cultivation Journey 废材老六的狂飙修仙路 (Updated punctually before 1 a.m. every day.) Lin Feng, the Qingyun Sect's outer disciple and its “good-for-nothing of ten thousand years,” is actually a Chaos Spirit-Devouring Physique! He appears to have an “ordinary root with no affinity,” but in truth he can devour spiritual energy, magical treasures, and cultivation arts and make them his own. He's a sharp-tongued schemer who spouts lines like “Who the hell do you think you are?” and “Look at you, you coward,” yet steps up to protect his ow 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 The Cheeky Little Thief Ran Away from Our Wedding, but Should the Son of a Billionaire Fear Anyone? 贱萌神偷逃婚我首富之子怕过谁 On his wedding day, in a suite at a five-star hotel, Lin Ye, who had transmigrated into this world, actually dismantles the toilet and crawls into the sewer to make a “toilet escape.” He leaves the entire stunned groomsmen’s party behind, along with his furious bride, Su Fei. This absurd runaway wedding instantly turns the “good-for-nothing young master of the Lin family” into a laughingstock among the elite. But no one knows that the good-for-nothing everyone once picked on has already become s 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Doudou Bro Is So Wild, With Space Powers in Hand, the Immortal Path Is Mine 逗逗哥辣么狂空间在手仙途我有 Lin Doudou, a menial disciple of the Liuyun Sect, is dismissed as a cultivation good-for-nothing because of his “Spiritless Wasteland Physique.” But he insists on calling himself “Bro Doudou” and lives by the motto, “I can take a loss, but I won’t take abuse.” Someone steals his spirit herbs? He slips laxative pills into their food, then waits nearby to mock them. He’s ganged up on? He pretends to cower, lures them into laughing, then strikes back on the spot. That’s his survival strategy. Just 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 After My Cauldron Gained a Spirit, I Turned My Life Around by Insulting People 家鼎成精后，我靠骂人逆袭了 [Insult the ancestors to their faces, then bring down the Grand Preceptor] Other people transmigrate with a System or talent. I transmigrated with nothing but a bronze cauldron and a mouth sharp enough to talk back to my ancestors. The Shen family ancestors inside the cauldron are a bunch of crafty old schemers. They bicker all day, but whenever I need supplies, they all go mute. If I don’t curse them, they won’t lift a finger. Curse them too mildly, and they give me nothing. Curse them hard eno 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Ne Zha: The Final Chapter of the Demon Child 哪吒之魔童终章 The Demon Child Nezha sets out on another journey to save his mother, only to discover that the Three Realms have gone completely off the rails: resentful ghosts pursue the ultimate in dark cuisine, Chan sect disciples are obsessed with commercial hype, Ao Bing's people are driven to start businesses under the sea by unfair labor contracts, and the Jade Void Palace is so caught up in cutthroat competition that its disciples just want to slack off! Sacrifice your teammates to the heavens? No, we' —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Unhinged Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 穿书后，两个疯批男人逼我二选一 After I Transmigrated into a Book, Two Psychotic Men Forced Me to Choose Between Them 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Mi Chun's Funny Stories 米春笑话故事 In the wondrous world of Mi Chun's Joke Stories, laughter is the only ticket in. You'll find wildly imaginative, absurd plots and hilarious character interactions. Every page is like a comedy bomb, ready to set off your laughter at any moment. From ridiculous everyday mishaps to zany fantasy adventures, each story is packed with fun and surprises. In the midst of a busy life, find a lighthearted, joyful corner to escape to, forget your worries, and keep company with laughter. These jokes also of 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 Three Kingdoms: The General Is Powerful, but Sick 三国：将军很强，但有病 Three Kingdoms: The General Is Mighty, but He's Sick 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 He’s So Ruthless, He’ll Even Hit Himself 狠起来自己都打 [Transmigrate into a book + System + feel-good power fantasy + comedy + wild imagination] The first rule of survival in the cultivation world: Be ruthless enough to live, and shameless enough to win! Liang Chen wakes up to find he has transmigrated into a cultivation world where the strong prey on the weak, and he’s bound to a “Ruthless One System.” The System plays dirty. Missions are assigned at random, and rewards come only if he risks his life. System: Swap cultivation methods, swap spiritua 26Reads6.5Score—14d adds
- 14 Mad Stories Have Their Own Way of Being Written! 癫文有癫文的写法～！ Even crazy stories have their own way of being written! 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Elementary School Showdown: You Don't Understand the Group Leader's Vision 小学生争霸：组长的格局你不懂 Elementary School Showdown: You Don’t Understand the Class Rep’s Vision —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 Low-Key Village Kid, You Look Ridiculous Acting So Arrogant 低调村少，你们装x的样子真可笑 Low-Key Village Boy: The Way You Show Off Is Hilarious —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 I'm Jin Fan, and My Web Novel Is Absolutely Fire 我是金番，我的网文吊炸天 [No System + Joke Machine + Laughing Like a Pig at Midnight + The Secrets of a Golden Tomato Author Revealed] Every word written with care. No AI! I swear on my chastity that this is the funniest novel you've ever read, packed with more jokes and memorable lines than any other, and full of practical value. So many great lines they'll make your head spin, and a plot you won't be able to put down! If it's not good, come beat me up! Buckle up and hold on tight. Here we go: Oh my god! I'm Qin Shi Hu 2Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 18 K250 Train: The Ultimate Guide to Breaking Out of an Infinite Prison K250次列车无限越狱指南 The K250 Train's Guide to Infinite Escapes —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Reborn as the Fire Cloud Evil God, I Love Prison Food! 转生火云邪神，我爱吃牢饭！ [Unhinged, completely unhinged, unbelievably unhinged. The author's a lunatic.] (Perfect for absurd, brainless comedy, pushing your limits, broadening your horizons, and rethinking your perspective... The more of that, the better.) At 420 months old, young prodigy Fu Mo is a professional writer, a wage slave by day. After countless all-nighters writing with nothing to show for it, he dreams of a life behind bars. Unexpectedly, he transmigrates into the body of the Fu clan's patriarch in the Repu 47Reads8.1Score—14d adds
- 20 Livestreaming While Carrying the Ghost Ancestor to Victory 直播带飞厉鬼祖宗 I got bound to a horror livestream System, and the chat is full of bros egging me on to get myself killed. To the murderous senior with blood all over her face: “Please stop, Senior! I’ve got a bestselling eye cream with rave reviews from everyone online!” To the ancient corpse dancing in the morgue: “Sir, please stop dancing! Your bones are out of alignment. You need to book a VIP appointment with a specialist!” As the livestream’s view count rockets past a hundred million, I roar, “Send enough 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Beyond Netherworld: The Curious Tale of the Soul-Suppressing Bell 幽冥笑忘生外传：镇魂钟奇谭 The Youming Xiaowangsheng Side Story: Tales of the Soul-Suppressing Bell 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 From the Start, I Handed Over Another World, and Now I’ll Lead Huaxia to Ascension! 开局上交异世界，我带华夏共飞升！ From the Start, I Handed Over Another World, and I'll Lead Huaxia to Ascend Together! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Wuxia Crossover: At the Inn, Guarding My Invincible Domain 综武：人在客栈，守着无敌领域 After transmigrating into a perilous martial arts world where the Ming, Song, and Sui dynasties stand side by side and martial arts experts are everywhere, Li Changsheng has no exceptional talent or mysterious old master to teach him. But he is not worried at all. That is because he owns the “Peaceful Tavern,” where, as long as someone is within its bounds, he is an absolute god! As long as he makes money in the tavern, the area covered by his invincible domain keeps expanding! To expand his 611Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 24 The Chosen Employee Versus the Overbearing CEO: 300 Rounds 天选打工人与霸总大战300回合 [Meme-loving villainess vs. greasy CEO; secret-identity heroine vs. melodramatic male supporting character] [The Boss System is too overbearing, so the villainess strikes back with “giving it her all”; The golden finger is a total rip-off, so the villainess has to bring her own secret identities; The System shop is a dump, so the villainess has to patch things up herself...] So what if the CEO is a dyed-haired punk? Who cares if he’s from the Funeral of Love clan? Lin Xue’er, a born worker, decl 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 I Couldn’t Get a Divorce, but He Spoiled Me Like Heaven 休书要不到，倒被他宠上天 [Marriage Before Love | Powerful Minister Begs Her Not to Leave | Obsessive, Possessive × Black Lotus Drama Queen | Sweet Romance and Push-and-Pull] Shen Tinglan transmigrates into a book and becomes the wicked, domineering wife of Pei Du, the capital’s notorious “Living King of Hell.” The System tells her: Get a divorce letter, and you can return to the modern world with a retirement fund of one billion! Overjoyed, Shen Tinglan goes into full drama-queen mode: Pei Du is ambushed, and his stepmo 948Reads6.4Score17914d adds
- 26 On Her Deathbed, That Woman Activated My System! 临终前，那个女人激活我的系统！ 1. This is a lighthearted comedy: Dedicated to everyone working hard on the front lines: have a laugh after work or on your day off. Wishing you success at work! Dedicated to all the diligent students: have a laugh in your spare time. May you achieve top honors! Dedicated to all the retired grandpas and grandmas: if you can't sleep at night, have a laugh. Wishing you good health! 2. This story is pure fiction, so please don't take it as true: wild fantasy + transmigrate and scrape by + a late-ar 1Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 27 The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World’s Top Paparazzo 修仙界第一狗仔的自我修养 The Self-Cultivation of the Cultivation World's Top Paparazzo —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 The Cultivation World’s Top Health Supplement Saleswoman: Getting Rich by Conning Ascension-Stage Masters 修仙界保健品销冠：靠忽悠化神大佬爆赚飞升 The Cultivation World's Top-Selling Health Supplement Mogul: Making a Fortune by Fooling Nascent Divinity Experts into Ascending —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band 亡灵法师与他的骨架男团 The Necromancer and His Skeleton Boy Band —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 The Patriarch’s Wedding Night: Five Thousand Disciples Turn Gray Overnight 老祖洞房，全宗五千人一夜白头 The Patriarch's Wedding Night: Five Thousand Members of the Sect Turn Gray-Haired Overnight —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Oh No, Animals Have Killed Me 12 Times 夭寿了，我被动物杀了12次 Disaster! I've Been Killed by Animals 12 Times 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 32 Master Math and Science, Fear No Road: A Struggling Student’s Overwhelming Advantage in Another World 学好数理化走天下都不怕-学渣降维打击异世界 Master Math and Science, and You Can Go Anywhere Without Fear: A Struggling Student Dominates Another World with Superior Knowledge 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 A Sequel to Ghostly Laughter, Life Forgotten: From Human Emperor to Son of Heaven, He Secures the Realm 幽冥笑忘生外传：人皇到天子，鼎定山河 An Outer Tale of You Ming Xiao Wang Sheng: From Human Emperor to Son of Heaven, Securing the Realm —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 You Have to Believe in Science! I'll Handle This Zombie 要相信科学啊！这个僵尸我来 A scheming male lead, interactions with multiple heroines, outrageous face-slapping antics, absurd comedy, sudden wealth blended with metaphysics, a System, sneaky tricks, a charlatan, defying fate to borrow others’ luck, and nonstop ridiculous humor. “Master Jiang, you predicted my wife was cheating, but you couldn’t predict you’d break your leg today, could you?” The male lead draws a talisman with lipstick and sticks it to her forehead. “I’ll seal your spiritual senses for three days. Chargin 76Reads—Score614d adds
- 35 From the Start, I Had a Photography Book and Beat Up the Entire Continent 开局一本摄影集，暴打全大陆 [Lighthearted comedy] + [wish fulfillment] + [wild imagination] + [farming in another world] + [unconventional cultivation] + [golden finger] + [unlimited System] + [invincible] Chen Bai was an ordinary university graduate with a bachelor's degree who loved photography. After starting work, he became an overworked wage slave. One day, after entering an amateur photography contest, he was transmigrated to a cultivation continent, where he... Used the Barnum effect and psychological tricks to te —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 36 The Poisonous Consort Captivates the City, and the Violent Prince Is On Fire 毒妃倾城，暴戾王爷撩上火 [Face-Slapping Feel-Good Read] [Two Powerful Leads, Devoted to Each Other] [Lighthearted and Funny] In one moment, Luo Qian'ge transmigrates into the body of the Chancellor's legitimate daughter, a jinx in everyone's eyes. Her father doesn't love her, her stepmother doesn't care for her, and her sisters all dare to walk all over her. Is she supposed to put up with that? And to make matters worse, they're forcing her to marry the Seventh Prince, who's already dead! Damn it, I'm Luo Qian'ge. I'm n 42Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Records of the Mortal Realm Beyond the River of Forgetfulness 忘川红尘录 Meng Po Chu Yao has no heartbeat or emotions and knows nothing of the seven feelings and six desires of the mortal world. She is innocent and carefree. She oversees the Wangchuan Inn, helping the ghosts who come there resolve their regrets and drink Meng Po’s soup so they can be reborn in peace. Gu Hanxi is a divine lord of the Heavenly Palace, the Heavenly Emperor’s son, entrusted with protecting the Three Realms and heir to the Heavenly Palace. After Gu Hanxi breaks through the ninth stage of 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 38 An Electric Rice Cooker for Alchemy, One Stinky Pill Nearly Destroyed the Sect! 电饭锅炼丹，臭丹差点毁了宗门！ After transmigrating to the cultivation world, I use a rice cooker to make the entire sect gag. When I force a pill into the Sect Master's mouth, he gags as his aptitude improves. “Quick… urp… give me another spoonful!” From then on, the immortal pills unlock cilantro, natto, spicy, numbing pepper, and other flavors... Enemies tremble at the mere mention of them, while fellow cultivators weep bitterly. Until one day, I pull out a spicy Realm-Breaking Pill, and everyone panics: “Fellow Daoist! Le 316Reads—Score4314d adds
- 39 The CEO Is Right Next Door, So I Get Him First 近水楼台先得霸总 [Alternate Universe] [Comedy] Because of a System malfunction, Xinghe, who should have been living on the Blue Star, spent sixteen years in another world. When the error is discovered, the System has no choice but to correct it and bring her back. In the original story, Xinghe is the neighbor of Xia Yanxin, the true heiress. They grow up close as sisters. Even after Xia Yanxin is found by her biological parents, she faces a family that favors others and a scheming, faux-sweet impostor heiress, l 1.7kReads8.7Score32414d adds
- 40 From Martial Arts School Good-for-Nothing to Ruler of Heaven and Earth 从武校废柴到天地共主 Urban martial arts + shameless antics + comedy + infinite clones + good-for-nothing's rise Funny scenes offset the shamelessness: after every underhanded stunt, the protagonist pays the price and suffers the consequences, or his clones mess things up and leave the original to clean up. This creates a comic effect of “trying to hurt others and hurting yourself instead,” making the shameless antics more endearing… —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 41 I’m Bound to a Foolish System 我绑定了个傻子系统 I Bound Myself to a Dumb System 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 42 I Became the Villain’s Mother 我穿成了反派他娘 I Became the Villain’s Mother —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 The System Sent Me to Be a Simp 我被系统派去当舔狗 The System Sent Me to Be a Simp —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 Doing Science in the Cultivation World 我在修真界搞科研 Doing Scientific Research in the Cultivation World —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 45 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 七零之我带着超市下乡 In the 1970s, I Took a Supermarket to the Countryside 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 I Became the Dowager Empress Who Held the Court in Her Grip 我成了权倾朝野的太后 I Became the Empress Dowager Who Held the Court in Her Grasp 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent 贵妃是双面间谍 The Noble Consort Is a Double Agent —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Think I’m a Pushover 我装穷装了三年，他们真以为我是软柿子了 I Pretended to Be Poor for Three Years, and They Really Thought I Was an Easy Target 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 六十年后，我成了婆婆的“替身” Sixty Years Later, I Became My Mother-in-Law’s “Replacement” 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 50 Life After Retirement for a Max-Level Expert 满级大佬退休后的生活 Life After Retirement for a Max-Level Expert —Reads—Score—14d adds
