From the Start, I Had a Photography Book and Beat Up the Entire Continent

[Lighthearted comedy] + [wish fulfillment] + [wild imagination] + [farming in another world] + [unconventional cultivation] + [golden finger] + [unlimited System] + [invincible] Chen Bai was an ordinary university graduate with a bachelor's degree who loved photography. After starting work, he became an overworked wage slave. One day, after entering an amateur photography contest, he was transmigrated to a cultivation continent, where he... Used the Barnum effect and psychological tricks to tell cultivators their fortunes, becoming the iron-mouthed, infallible “Immortal Chen.” Installed automated drip irrigation in spirit fields, increasing their yield tenfold. Gave the elders of the sect a lecture on “The Scientific Method of Cultivation,” and they all reached sudden enlightenment on the spot. When a family disciple got hooked on “fentanyl,” he hit back with a “cyber detox therapy” program. He provided “psychological support” to gamblers who had lost everything. When the sect disciples were making painfully slow progress, he promptly arranged nine years of compulsory education. When traditional flying swords and magical treasures fell before the 100,000-volt attacks of the Pikachu he summoned and the particle beams of energy weapons, the entire cultivation world was plunged into deep self-doubt. Then the immortals of the Upper Realm tore open space, bringing an apocalyptic crisis. As everyone stood helpless, Chen Bai sighed and slowly pulled out an image labeled “Project Nantianmen,” while everyone looked on in despair. “I was going to treat you like ordinary cultivators, but now that the crisis is here, there's no point pretending. I'll come clean: I'm a veteran of the Qing Dynasty.” Beyond the heavens, a massive orbital platform began to unfold. “Fellow cultivators, have you ever seen... a star-killing cannon fall from the sky?”