I'm Jin Fan, and My Web Novel Is Absolutely Fire

【No System + Joke Machine + Laughing Like a Pig at Midnight + The Secrets of a Golden Tomato Author Revealed】 Every word written with care. No AI! I swear on my chastity that this is the funniest novel you've ever read, packed with more jokes and memorable lines than any other, and full of practical value. So many great lines they'll make your head spin, and a plot you won't be able to put down! If it's not good, come beat me up! Buckle up and hold on tight. Here we go: Oh my god! I'm Qin Shi Huang eating Sichuan peppercorns: I'm winning so hard I'm numb! I woke up one night. And became a Golden Tomato author! Ever since I became a Golden Tomato author, Dumpling, my buddy, begged me to write a screenplay. Director Xiaogang invited me to sneak into the leading lady's room, and CEO Yiming made me his chauffeur! Readers, please don't curse me, and don't try to test my limits. Otherwise, I'll just have to move the goalposts again. As for how I made my comeback, you have to read all the way to the last chapter! Because this book holds a huge secret! Lots of people think they're great at writing web novels and that the only reason they haven't made it is bad luck. Or that the platform and editors haven't given them the attention they deserve. All I can do in response is laugh. The ones who drown are the ones who can swim, and the ones who trip are the ones with loose pants. Tomato has over 600,000 contracted authors, and more than 5,600 books debut every day. What kind of debut is that? It's harder than being chosen in the imperial palace selection! For many people, the last time they faced competition this fierce was when they were desperately swimming their way into the world before birth! I type like a tiger, then check my earnings and see fifteen cents. That's the truest picture of most web novel authors. So you absolutely have to read this novel carefully from beginning to end. Even if nothing else, you can copy down my outrageously explosive, ridiculously funny lines. They're truly beyond the heavens.