I Couldn’t Get a Divorce, but He Spoiled Me Like Heaven

Name: I Couldn’t Get a Divorce, but He Spoiled Me Like Heaven
Author: History Came to Pick a Garlic Clove

休书要不到，倒被他宠上天

by History Came to Pick a Garlic Clove (历史来瓣蒜)

Status: Completed
Length: 491k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 6mo ago
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Synopsis

[Marriage Before Love | Powerful Minister Begs Her Not to Leave | Obsessive, Possessive × Black Lotus Drama Queen | Sweet Romance and Push-and-Pull] Shen Tinglan transmigrates into a book and becomes the wicked, domineering wife of Pei Du, the capital’s notorious “Living King of Hell.” The System tells her: Get a divorce letter, and you can return to the modern world with a retirement fund of one billion! Overjoyed, Shen Tinglan goes into full drama-queen mode: Pei Du is ambushed, and his stepmother sends a concubine to bring him good luck. She slaps her away. “Pei Du is mine! Anyone who dares cross this threshold will have their legs broken!” She only meant to act jealous and throw a tantrum, but the concubine turns out to be an assassin. Pei Du is stunned: She was willing to bear the name of a shrew just to save me? She recklessly squanders Pei Du’s entire fortune on unfinished buildings. She only meant to bankrupt him, but the construction site turns out to contain a hot spring, multiplying its value tenfold! Pei Du is touched: So my wife was helping me move my assets and protect them from confiscation! To get him to divorce her, she offends the powerful, befriends corrupt officials, and even forges a letter accusing someone of colluding with the enemy, all in the name of justice! But in the end...the emperor grants her the highest rank of noble lady, and every official praises her as the most virtuous wife in the land! Watching the chief minister in purple robes and a jade belt hold her tight and refuse to write the divorce letter, Shen Tinglan breaks down: “Please, just divorce me! I really only want to take the money and leave!” Pei Du’s eyes turn bloodshot as he places a dagger in her hand. “Want to leave? Only over my dead body.”

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