My Wife Is a Goddess

Name: My Wife Is a Goddess
Author: Niu Dehua

我家娘子是神仙

by Niu Dehua (牛徳华)

Status: Completed
Length: 375k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 2mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Tang Huaiyu, a tofu seller, discovers that his gentle, virtuous wife, Lin Xing'er, has been replaced by Qingchen, an immortal official from the Jade Lake Palace in the Heavenly Court. While carrying out her duties, Qingchen accidentally took over his wife's mortal body, and the real Xing'er had already passed away peacefully in her sleep.

Ordered to maintain the body's ordinary routine, Qingchen turns life in the mortal world upside down: she fries eggs into black weapons, sweeps the floor hard enough to whip up a tornado, gives a toast with a full three-kow, nine-bows ceremony, and earnestly presses Tang Huaiyu to explain how a married couple can “have” a child. Tang Huaiyu sighs from dawn till dusk, struggling to manage an unreliable immortal who can't do anything right but asks questions like a champion, all while keeping the truth from his mother, who is eager for a grandchild, and the villagers.

Yet when Qingchen clumsily brings him soy milk, lets his mother tend her scalded hand with ointment, and secretly uses what little immortal power she has left to blow the bride's red veil back into place, Tang Huaiyu gradually realizes that this immortal, who has spent two thousand years knowing nothing of human affection, is learning to be mortal in her own way, learning to be his wife. And so begins a hilarious yet tender life shared by an immortal and a mortal.

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