Novels like This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead
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- 151 The System Is Born Rebellious, and Its Created Demonic Arts Are Too Deranged 系统天生反骨,创的魔功过于鬼畜 [Eight years old + mortal body + heaven-defying comprehension + hilarious and ridiculous + creating bizarre cultivation techniques + unorthodox demonic arts + multiple heroines] Also known as The Bizarre Chronicles of Abnormal Humans and My Disciples Are Getting Less and Less Human The demonic path flourishes while the righteous path declines. Ye Xiaoyao transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes the young patriarch of the righteous Tai Xuan Holy Land. He has heaven-defying comprehension, bu 7.4kReads9.0Score76014d adds
- 152 I Talked Back to the Boss and Got Fired, Then Was Rewarded with a Trillion 怼哭老板,被开除就奖励万亿 [This novel has been adapted into the short drama Fired Over Something This Small] [Hilarious] [A Cure for the Blues] [The Ultimate Working-Stiff Fantasy] [An Absolutely Hilarious Workplace Slice of Life] [Unforgettable] [A Fresh and Original Premise] Chen Dongsheng binds himself to a System that challenges him to get fired. Once he has been fired 100 times, he will receive the ultimate reward: one trillion yuan in cash. Boss: “Why aren’t you working overtime?” Chen Dongsheng: “Because I’ve cl 10.6kReads8.3Score97914d adds
- 153 The General Came Back to Divorce Me, and Everyone Went Crazy 将军回来要休我,全员发疯 The General Comes Home to Divorce Me, and Everyone Goes Mad 180Reads—Score914d adds
- 154 Lightning Is the Strongest? I Stand with Both Hands in My Pockets! 雷电最强?我空间双手插兜! [Lighthearted comedy + System + dual powers + one heroine] Read the first three chapters. If you don't like them, track me down online and beat me up! The System pulls off something ridiculous right from the start! The campus belle can't take it anymore! Later, after bombing the Sakura Shrine, he decides that's not enough and uses his powers to fertilize the place, showering it with poop! The Japanese: ??? “Ugh! Baka! Who did this?!” Jiang Feng: “Would you believe me if I said my steel pipe can 11.4kReads7.9Score96114d adds
- 155 I’m a Con Artist in One Piece 我在海贼当神棍 Binter, an ambitious young man who couldn't even recognize the simplest characters, arrived in the world of the Pirate King and became a charlatan and salesman... “Miss, would you like your fortune told?” “Ten thousand berries per reading.” “And you get free underwear with your fortune. What a bargain, right?” “Sorry, that's my husband. He ran off and is embarrassing himself. Pay him no mind.” Then two big guys carried Binter away... 1kReads9.0Score10014d adds
- 156 Come On, Keep Acting Tough 来,接着狂 Come on, keep acting tough. 24Reads—Score214d adds
- 157 A Group Text Confessing My Love, and My Aunt Cries That I Sent It Too Late? 告白短信群发,小姨哭诉发晚了? Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world, becomes a small-time streamer, and activates a mission System. Only this System isn't exactly respectable. [Today's livestream mission: Send a mass confession text. The mission is complete as soon as you hit send.] [Note: From ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers who can just walk, any age or gender!] Su Yang: … “Everyone dies someday, but not from public humiliation!” [Refuse a mission and the System will be forcibly reclaimed!] Su Yang: “Damn it, th 11.8kReads9.0Score1.1k14d adds
- 158 Blood Moon over the Lotus Pond 荷塘血月 Blood Moon Over the Lotus Pond —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 159 She Was Wearing a Red Wedding Dress 她穿着红嫁衣 She Wore a Red Wedding Dress 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 160 I Just Wanted to Work Out. How Did I Become the Terminator? 我就想健个身,怎么成终结者了? [Scheming] [Face-Slapping] [Play the Pig to Eat the Tiger] [Urban Fantasy] [Funny and Lighthearted] [Urban Superpowers] Others awaken superpowers: controlling fire, controlling electricity, making clones, flying. Jiang Sen awakens the power to turn you back into an ordinary person. Then he uses the muscles he has trained for years to have a “friendly” talk with you about life. Jiang Sen: “Powers? They’re nothing in front of me. Prepare to face my Lion’s Fist!!!” Awakened superpowers? All flash 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 161 I Sweep Through the Cultivation World with My Bullshit Coins 我靠吹牛币横扫修仙界 "Cheeky charm + feel-good fiction + scheming + lighthearted + sly tricks + shameless + hilarious" Wu Niubi somehow hit the jackpot and got bound to a Bragging System. It’s simple and ruthless: the more outrageous his boasts, the more cultivation coins he gets! While everyone else cultivates by miserably meditating and practicing every day, pinching pennies to buy pills, he just has to flap his lips and make something up. For instance, if he yells, “I can punch the stars out of the sky,” the Syst 23Reads—Score—14d adds
- 162 The Funniest Cultivation Novel in History 史上第一爆笑修仙 This is a hilarious, entertaining story. Zhang Ahao wants to live forever, so he sets out to cultivate immortality and meets a beautiful immortal maiden. With a beauty like that, should he become her disciple or fall in love with her? If he becomes her disciple, will it be too exhausting to cultivate immortality while also taking care of a woman so stunning she could outshine the whole world? 2.8kReads—Score24814d adds
- 163 Reborn as Zhang Cuishan: Master, Save Me! 重生张翠山,师尊救我! People say that if Zhang Cuishan had just shouted, “Master, save me!” not one of the Six Major Sects would have made it down the mountain that day. Who knows if that's true? No one actually wanted to kill him. His and his wife's deaths left the Six Major Sects in an awful predicament. They'd gone there to rid the martial world of a menace and uphold its moral order. To keep the fine young man Zhang Cuishan from going astray, all they wanted was for him to reveal Xie Xun's whereabouts. After that 3.7kReads8.3Score24914d adds
- 164 The Strongest Sect: Our Patriarch Is a First-Class Con Artist 最强宗门:祖师爷是个大忽悠 (A scheming sect + a useless System + lighthearted comedy + endless twists) Wu Xiaobing, the street's little tyrant, lives by one rule: look impressive in front of others, and never take a loss! Unfortunately, his abilities don't match his ambitions. Picking on the weak and cowering before the strong are part of his daily routine, and getting slapped down after a moment of bravado is the norm. Then he mouthed off to a real big shot: “I'm not bragging, but my hidden skill is so powerful it'll sca 909Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 165 Dragon Cub in the Heavenly Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s Great-Grandson 天牢龙崽:我是汉武帝的皇曾孙 Little Dragon in the Celestial Prison: I’m Emperor Wu of Han’s great-grandson 25Reads—Score—14d adds
- 166 Zhu Bajie Takes on Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King Apart 八戒闯西游:手撕渣男牛魔王 Bajie Charges Into the Journey to the West: I Tear the Scumbag Bull Demon King to Pieces 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 167 The Streamer Does a Good Deed Every Day, Sending Criminals to Prison for Life 主播日行一善,罪犯牢底坐穿 [Livestream] [Comedy] [Living King of Hell] [No heroine] Originally titled: This Kindhearted Streamer Makes Even Satan Offer Him a Cigarette Su Chen, who transmigrates from a parallel world, gets bound to a Good Samaritan System. His whole thing is being kindhearted! One day, while Livestreaming, he’s suddenly stopped by a deaf-mute person on the roadside. The person pulls out a phone, opens a payment code, and asks for a donation. The people nearby gesture to Su Chen, warning him that the deaf- 5kReads9.0Score49614d adds
- 168 Surprise! I Invented My Own Immortal Arts and Wreaked Havoc Across the Cultivation World 没想到吧!我自创仙法乱杀修仙界 [Wits and strategy] [Secret identities] [Unconventional money-making schemes] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Opening note] This story focuses on clever schemes and subverting conventions. The opening pace is a little slow, but once the protagonist starts impersonating a sect disciple, the story stays exciting and never drags! Two and a half years after transmigrating, Qin Ming has seen through the hypocrisy and cruelty of the cultivation world. The sect treats him like dirt, the powerful want him dea 434Reads—Score4414d adds
- 169 I’m Only 16, So What If My Combat Power Exceeds a Hundred Million? 我都16岁了,战力破亿怎么了 An extra story about the scumbag Lou Benwei from “You're Already Level 1,000, While Everyone Outside Is Only Level 30.” This is the story of an Eternal God who transmigrated to Blue Star and became an ordinary high school student. At six months old, he kicked his father, nearly leaving him paralyzed and incontinent. His dad spent half a year in a wheelchair before recovering. At five, when he started elementary school for cultivators, he single-handedly took down the entire school administration 7.5kReads9.0Score59514d adds
- 170 A Salaryman Transmigrates into The Legend of the Condor Heroes: Black Lotus Rong and Wanyan Kang 社畜穿越到射雕:黑莲蓉和完颜康 [The Legend of the Condor Heroes fanfic | Power fantasy | Comedy | Martial arts | Political intrigue | Strong leads | Happy ending | Guaranteed to make you laugh like a goose] Good news: I’ve become Huang Rong, the heroine of The Legend of the Condor Heroes. I’m the cleverest person under heaven, my father is Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, and my fiancé is the protagonist. Bad news: I switched fiancés. Who did I switch him for? Yang Kang. One of the original story’s biggest villains. He died 240Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 171 The Baby's Thoughts Were Exposed, and Her Father Emptied the National Treasury to Start a Rebellion 奶宝心声泄露,爹爹搬空国库造反 [Family mind-reading + cannon fodder + beloved by the whole family + a powerful figure transmigrates into a book + play the pig to eat the tiger + satisfying read] Shen An'an transmigrates into a book. She becomes a cannon-fodder baby girl who is sentenced to death from the start. Seeing her foolishly loyal father still wanting to thank the emperor for the honor, she vents wildly in her mind: [Dad, stop kowtowing! Our whole family is getting beheaded tomorrow morning!] [Your adopted son stole t 1.3kReads7.8Score21014d adds
- 172 Everyone Else Transmigrates into a Book to Beat It, but I Only Want to Die 别人穿书求通关,我穿书一心求死 [Unhinged comedy, fun and games, System, endless transmigration into books, seeking death, the Myriad Worlds] The moment the damn System dragged him into a book, Qin Feng nearly broke down. He’d just bought a lottery ticket and won the jackpot: a hundred million! What? He had to finish the plot and clear the book to return to the real world? Otherwise, he’d be sent into another book on the next round? Well, fine. No big deal. He could wait a few more days. Wait! Are you kidding me? It takes nine 239Reads—Score—14d adds
- 173 Don't Lie Flat on the Path to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Open a Huaguoshan Tourism Company 成佛别躺平!猪八戒帮大圣开个花果山旅游公司 Don't Lie Flat on the Road to Buddhahood! Zhu Bajie Helps the Great Sage Start a Huaguo Mountain Tourism Company 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 174 Reborn as a Tree, I Awaken Ten Superpowers by Acting Cute 重生成树,靠撒娇觉醒十大超异能 Others transmigrate and start by breaking off an engagement and slapping faces. Mo Wentian transmigrates and takes root in the back hills as a crooked tree. The System gives him no cultivation manual or pills, only one daily command: act cute. He acts cute for the wind and gets frozen bald. He acts cute for a wild cat and gets peed on. Only after a beast tide swallows thirty thousand mutated beasts does the System finally get generous: an SSS ability and a powerful body, all yours. His body ha —Reads6.3Score—14d adds
- 175 Pretending to Be a Fool to Protect Myself 为了自保装傻子 Li Ergou transmigrated to an era of the Ming Dynasty that never existed, only to discover that his long-dead grandfather had also been a transmigrator. His grandfather had left him an incredibly wealthy estate, along with soldiers, money, and power. He was even related to the imperial family, and his father was a staunch loyalist to the emperor. The only problem was that the crown prince couldn’t stand him. Thinking about all this left Li Ergou feeling helpless. He had nothing but a bit of stren 1.5kReads8.1Score10214d adds
- 176 Summer Soaring to the Clouds 夏日凌云 This work is dedicated to everyone who loves shuttlecock sports. The first shuttlecock novel in the country, set in a school and centered on youth and sports. Reality and fantasy, dreams and passion, all intertwine in those memories. This is the journey of a beginner who endures countless trials and grows into an expert. Shuttlecock competition: a tradition of Chinese culture, an obscure yet thrilling sport. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 177 I Don't Want to Get Hurt, So I Put Every Point into Defense 因为怕痛所以全点防御力了 Bathing in magma, sleeping in ancient killing formations; Riding a heavy armored vehicle to rampage across other worlds; Taking on immortals and Buddhas with a Gundam police robot and Godzilla... I got myself a Stat System, and from then on, I put every point into defense! What can I say? I'm afraid of pain! The Great Golden Immortals in other worlds are all vicious, and every one of them knows the Great Heavenly Dragon technique. They hold little meetings every day to figure out how to break th 4.8kReads8.6Score45114d adds
- 178 Spiritual Qi Revival: The Sanxingdui Mask's Hilarious Livestream 灵气复苏之三星堆面具爆笑直播 [Feel-good power fantasy + livestreaming + urban cultivation + ancient Shu civilization + aliens] Spiritual qi revival! High school student Wu Yifu teams up with Liu Yinan, the “campus belle,” to livestream the sale of demon-slaying treasures, accompanied by his thunderous bristle boar “Wolong” and starry fox “Fengchu.” Their antics never fail to get laughs. After accidentally obtaining the [Ancient Shu Thunder Battle Beast System], he livestreams his cultivation journey, becoming the undisputed 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 179 Technology Brings a Little Shock to the Cultivation World 科技给修仙界带来亿点点震惊 [What Even Is Fantasy?] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurdist Humor] + [I’m Done Pretending. Here’s the Truth: I’m Just Here to Make You Laugh to Death] Xia Fan, a hardcore shut-in from the future, gets by on games and anime. Then one day, he transmigrates to a parallel world of cultivation! He thought he’d get the power fantasy of cultivating with one hand and taking disciples with the other. Instead, he transmigrated into the body of “Xia Erdan” and discovered he couldn’t cultivate at all! Just 170Reads—Score—14d adds
- 180 Horrifying! I'm the Holy Father in a World of the Weird 惊悚,我在诡异世界当圣父 Liu Shu is a young man who grew up in a village. He is determined to become a respected paragon of virtue, just like his father! To achieve this goal, he leads by example! He treats a deaf-mute uncle who refuses to see doctors for his toothache! Zombie: “He pulled out every single one of my teeth. How can they still hurt when they’re all gone? What? My gums hurt? That’s not his problem. He only deals with toothaches!” He builds houses for the lonely elderly in town! Cannibal chef: “The bricks yo 10.5kReads9.2Score1.4k14d adds
- 181 Ruling the World: I'm the Richest Man in the Cultivation World 镇世:我在修仙界当首富 "You shouldn't be too much like Wang Mo!" That's how everyone who knows Wang Mo describes him. Wang Mo transmigrates to the Great Wilderness Realm. Other people cultivate with pills, hard training, and seclusion. He gets ahead by scamming people, making money, and getting struck by lightning. He's so shameless he practically smokes, and even his farts take a detour. Calling him that is practically a compliment. His motto is "win people over with virtue." His catchphrase is "Don't mess with 123Reads—Score514d adds
- 182 From the Start, Chestnuts Cure Athlete's Foot, Villains Weep, and Gods Kneel 开局板栗治脚气,反派哭,神明跪 Rong Yimo has a unique constitution. He can turn the poisonous fumes produced when members of the Xiao family fall ill into divine-grade spiritual power, allowing him to cultivate supreme abilities. The more he absorbs, the stronger he gets. He can just lie back and let success come to him! Unbelievable! He used this divine spiritual power to roast chestnuts, and the whole thing blew up! Absurdly, a rain of chestnuts fell from the sky. The whole village scrambled to eat them, then got diarrhea. 71Reads8.3Score—14d adds
- 183 I Regretted Marrying Him 嫁给他后我后悔了 I Regretted Marrying Him 8Reads—Score—14d adds
- 184 You're This Gorgeous, and You Still Want to Break Off the Engagement? 长得这么好看,你还想退婚? [Laugh Rating: ★★★★★] [Xianxia fantasy + transmigration + no System + absurd comedy + if you like power fantasies, this isn't for you + the easily offended should beware + please check your brain at the door before reading] To keep the Six Realms at peace, the ancient Sword God perished alongside the Demon Ancestor, then defied fate and began cultivating anew. Before dying, the Demon Ancestor laid a curse on him, causing him to lose his memories after being reborn. He remembers only his life bef 31.8kReads8.0Score2.7k14d adds
- 185 Pokemon: Starting with a Big-Brother Charcadet 宝可梦:开局一只大哥炭小侍 [Rating is out, and everyone who's read it says it's great!] Also known as: "I Fell Off a Cliff from the Start, and My Pokemon Have a Weird Art Style," "Pokemon: I Started with a Big-Brother Charcadet," and "Pokemon: The Record of an Undead Champion" [Pokemon] + [No System] + [No Transmigration] + [No Rebirth] + [No Female Lead] + [Comedy] + [Merged Regions] + [Original Elements] + [Slice of Life] + [Friendship] + [Light Novel] Lin He is an ordinary boy who dreams of becoming a Pokémon Master. I 14.2kReads8.5Score1.5k14d adds
- 186 Heaven-Defying Asura Scroll 逆天修罗卷 “What? You’re saying I was reborn? Hahaha! I was reborn, I was reborn, hahaha! This time, I absolutely refuse to coast to victory. I’m going to win MVP.” “I have good news and bad news for you.” “Let’s hear it!” “The good news is that you were reborn. The bad news is that your save file was deleted.” “Uh... You’re messing with me! I’m the famous survival expert Bear Grylls Black. You can call me Little Blackie. I come from a lower plane of the Extreme Region, beneath the Gilded Immortal Domain, 4Reads—Score114d adds
- 187 Stop Saving Her, the Princess Consort Is Determined to Get Herself Killed 别救了,王妃一心要作死 Ye Zhiyi transmigrated, becoming a despised princess who had been married off as a substitute! But Ye Zhiyi had no desire to be a princess. All she wanted was to find a reasonable way to die as soon as possible so she could return and inherit her trillion-yuan fortune! So she set out on a never-ending path of courting death! She jumped into a lake to die? The prince turned around and had the lake filled in. She provoked a powerful minister? He promptly sent over three carts of supplements. She t 2.6kReads—Score27014d adds
- 188 While Others Build Careers, She Chases Handsome Men: Princess Taiping Turns All of Tang China Into Her Playground 别人搞事业她搞帅哥,太平公主渣翻全大唐 Everyone else builds careers, but she goes after handsome men: Princess Taiping wreaks havoc across the Tang Empire 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 189 The Spirit Medium’s Here! A Weasel Demands a Title, So I Flick It on the Forehead 出马!黄皮子讨封,我弹它脑瓜崩 A mostly story-driven tale, slightly spooky and a million times hilarious. [Spirit Mediums] [Humorous and Hilarious] [One Thrilling Moment After Another] [Not a Dull Moment in the Whole Book] After a breakup, the brash young Zhang Shitou gets drunk and runs into a weasel asking him to grant it a title. He thinks it’s just a big yellow dog. “Damn it, a good dog doesn’t block the road.” He goes right up and flicks it hard on the head. “Kid, quit flicking me. Look carefully, I’m the Yellow Immortal 15.6kReads8.8Score1.4k14d adds
- 190 This Alchemist Plays Dirty 这个炼丹师玩的真脏啊 Eastern fantasy, a world of immortal cultivation, no tired old tropes. The daily life of a lunatic cultivator: no pressure, just easygoing fun. I think it’s hilarious, anyway, though most readers find it bizarre. There’s no tragic, angst-filled plot. The protagonist, Huang Liang, accidentally transmigrates and sells novels in the cultivation world, only to have them pirated. He starts an online business, only to have it brutally seized. His human-puppet dolls are so well-made that nobody buys t 4.3kReads8.7Score42714d adds
- 191 Oh No, Even the Air in This World Follows Web-Novel Tropes 不好,这世界连空气都是网文套路 [Absurdity + System + madness + multiple genres] Han Yuan transmigrates into a world made up of a mashup of web novels from every genre imaginable, but things are even more absurd than he expected. Here, you’ll find: A domineering God of War falling in love with me. The global esports skill level drops by 99%, but mine stays the same. Passersby whose only job is to look shocked on the spot. A rich young master shouting “Shift!” from his 9,000-story villa. An evil ancestor who orders everyone to 2.8kReads8.8Score16714d adds
- 192 Aren't You My Little Sister? How Did You Become My Child Bride?! 不是妹妹吗?怎么就童养媳了! [Unrelated-by-blood younger sister]+ [Top-tier star]+ [Beautiful coworker]+ [Campus beauty who’s his sister’s roommate]+ [Multiple heroines]+ [Sweet everyday romance]+ [Intense flirtatious push and pull] A stunning younger sister who’s just started her first year of college moves into Jiang Che’s rental apartment. They aren’t related by blood. He’d hoped for a quiet life, but her arrival sets off a whole string of events: her campus-beauty roommate makes the first move; a beautiful coworker kee 60.1kReads8.4Score7.2k14d adds
- 193 Xuande Gate Showdown from the Start? I Brought Out a Gatling Gun 开局玄武门对掏?我拿出了加特林 [Lighthearted comedy + scheming + sneaky tricks + conquest + shamelessness + pure power fantasy] … Wang Bin transmigrates to the Great Xia Dynasty, where he is framed for drugging and defiling a princess. At the critical moment, he awakens the Make People So Mad They Could Die System. As long as he makes someone furious... he can obtain high-tech weapons, from ordinary AKs to Iron Man armor, and everything in between... … So Wang Bin becomes a modern internet troll, irritating everyone with meme 18Reads7.4Score—14d adds
- 194 The 1970s Matchmaker Who Talks the Young Master from the Capital into Becoming a Live-In Son-in-Law 七零小媒婆,忽悠京少当赘婿 Many years later, some friends sat together chatting. "Have you noticed that every village used to have a fool or a madman?" "Yeah, yeah! That madman would even go around hitting people!" Dou Xiaochan: Hehe, I'm the fool and madwoman you were talking about... Shen Moci: I'm the one who was tricked into going home as a live-in son-in-law by the fool and madwoman you were talking about... "What?!" Everyone's eyes nearly popped out of their heads. Shen Moci: To be honest, I was really scared at the 28.9kReads8.8Score3.5k14d adds
- 195 Reborn as the Real Heiress in an Angsty Novel, I Stole the Show on a Dating Reality Show 穿成虐文真千金,我在恋综杀疯了 [Super Sweet 1v1 + Fake and Real Daughters + Wacky Humor and Memes + Showbiz + Dating Show + Face-Slapping Wealth System] [Wacky Real Heiress Actress vs. Insane, Sweet-on-the-Outside Dark-Hearted Big Shot] After dying suddenly from overwork, I transmigrated into a tragic romance novel about a fake and a real heiress in the entertainment industry. The original heroine's father didn't love her, her mother didn't care for her, and the male lead was going to abuse her. After the heroine killed herse 239Reads—Score10814d adds
- 196 I Asked You to Livestream Picking Up Junk, So Why Are You Cleaning Up a Battlefield? 让你直播捡破烂,你去打扫战场? [Hilarious + sly trickster + livestreaming + sunny young man + professions + no female lead] Su Bai transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a contestant on an observational reality show. From the start, he draws the “scavenger” profession. Then he finds a wanted item from the Public Security Bureau in a street-side trash can. The whole show takes a turn. “My God, I’ve worked at a recycling center for years, and this is the first time I’ve found out there’s such a huge bomb buried in our ga 10.2kReads8.9Score1.4k14d adds
- 197 The Prankster Wreaks Havoc in the Cultivation World 整蛊专家祸害修仙界 [Face-Slapping + Pranks + Wild Antics + Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy + System Cultivation] Others endure lightning tribulations when they cross a heavenly trial; he’s afraid the System will make him drink “Sissy Potion.” Others seclude themselves to break through; he squats in the alchemy room brewing “Supercharged Fart.” No spiritual roots? No problem, just eat laxatives as pills. No powerful backers? Don’t worry, prank the Immortal Venerable and make him your patron. He pranks the white-robed sainte 149Reads—Score—14d adds
- 198 The Great Ming Street Hustler: From the Start, I Made Zhu Yuanzhang Cry 大明街溜子:开局怼哭朱元璋 I woke up as a street punk in the Ming Dynasty, and got saddled with a lousy System that insists I do good deeds? “Seriously, does anyone else get how awful this emperor is?” I talked back to him twice, and not only did he fly into a rage and try to kill me, he started crying! 1.5kReads5.4Score—14d adds
- 199 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世,我的满级马甲藏不住了 [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 15.7kReads8.0Score1.5k14d adds
- 200 My System Keeps Trying to Make Me Go Bald 我的系统整天都想让我秃头 [Absurd, Funny, Subversive] [Because I've been caught in the rain, I want to smash everyone's umbrellas] [Auntie, you've taken such good care of yourself. You're over 50 and still have all your limbs] [Basketball content included; skip if it's not your thing] When 18-year-old Xu An was told by the System that he'd be standing on a rooftop at 40, looking out at the view, all the color drained from his dream of a life spent lying flat. To somehow make it to 41, he had no choice but to activate t 35.1kReads8.7Score3.8k14d adds

















































