Novels like This Is Hilarious! Everyone Wants This Guy Dead
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- 1 The Time-Space Patrol 时空巡逻队 What do you do if King You of Zhou stages the Beacon Fire incident, but Bao Si doesn't laugh? No problem. I'll be more beautiful and more depressed than Bao Si. King You of Zhou, are you up for the challenge? What do you do if Liu Bang is about to die at the Hong Gate Banquet? No problem. Just take down Xiang Yu and his wife. What do you do if Li Longji doesn't fall for Yang Yuhuan? I'll tie Yang Yuhuan up and stuff her into your bed, okay? What do you do if Zhu Qizhen is about to flee at Tumu F 56Reads—Score—14d adds
- 2 I’m the Ancestor, and I Really Can’t Cultivate Immortality 老祖我真不会修仙 [Misunderstandings + Comedy + Management + Political Intrigue in the Mid-to-Late Story + An Ancestor Who Never Gains a Cultivation Level!] Riding around in a wheelchair, tossing C4! Disciples of the Remnant Cloud Sect, charge with me! “Master, the sect disciples’ cultivation has stagnated!” “What did the ancestor say? Foot massage is a path too, and bathhouse kings are kings too. Just relax, OK~” “Master! Senior Sister made a Rejuvenation Pill! We’re going to turn into the Joyous Union Sect~” “Q —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 I Just Want to Take It Easy, but I'm Forced to Work in Another World! 只想摆烂的我，在异界被迫营业！ Good news! I just started college, and I got a golden finger! Bad news! The System is gone, and I’m not even human! … [I, Shen Zhixing, an orphan who just got into college] On my first day reporting to college, the Perfect Life System bound itself to me. Just as I thought my hardships were finally over and I was about to reach the peak of my life… I transmigrated into a panda, and then someone freaking captured me… [I, Xia Xinyue, a genius who awakened the talent to tame beasts] As the heir to t 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 Reincarnated Immortal Official: I Bring Heavenly Immortal Children to the City 转世仙官：我带着天庭仙童在都市 The Underworld's Black and White Impermanence are my brothers! I'm an immortal reborn? What do you mean my moral standards are lower than those of the immortals in Heaven?” Jinlian, you and Brother Yu are never going to happen. Jia Xu, what kind of wicked schemes are you thinking up?! And you, hurry up and take apart that mortar! Someone up there has already called me in for a talking-to!! 6Reads—Score214d adds
- 5 Villain: It’s All a Joke from the Start 反派：开局就是乐子 Zhao Gang’s many vile deeds were too much even for the gods to tolerate. They forced him into a stroke of extreme bad luck, then banished him to another world. Zhao Gang cursed up a storm, and his string of profane greetings moved the gods. They gave him a System and sent him to face off against the male leads of various stories, successfully taking him from a perilous situation where he had a one-in-nine chance of survival to a stable ending where he was doomed to die. 6Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Endless Antics: This Star Has a Mental Illness 无限整活，这个明星有精神病 [Showbiz + comedic antics + hilarious + sweet romance + one heroine] After transmigrating into a parallel world, Wu Yu gained the Celebrity Antics System. As long as he pulled off a stunt, he could earn entertainment works from Earth and all kinds of special props. His first stunt: Stare unblinkingly at a man using a urinal in the bathroom. His second stunt: Walk between a couple holding hands. His Nth stunt: Wu Yu was completely in his element. If he went a day without pulling a stunt, he felt 9Reads6.9Score—14d adds
- 7 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 A Cultivator's Unfiltered Livestream Shatters the Immortal Venerable's Dao Heart 修真不当人直播，仙尊道心全碎了 Li Gousheng transmigrated to the Firmament Immortal Sect and awakened an Anti-Social System. If he didn’t make others uncomfortable, the System would make him suffer a humiliating public meltdown on the spot. So, at the apprenticeship ceremony, the aloof Immortal Venerable was forced to show off his dance moves to “Lalala Love Song”; the abstinent Sect Leader was made to confess through a megaphone that blurted out the truth; and an unparalleled sword cultivator was hit with an “idiocy strike” a 2Reads—Score114d adds
- 9 I Have No Enemies in the Cultivation World 我在修仙界没有仇人 A battered booklet fell from the sky and entered his mind. It was a ledger of grudges: the deeper the grudge, the redder the name. After that, people kept inexplicably going mad during cultivation. Some picked up poison pills instead of elixirs. Some went into seclusion and came out as nothing but bones. Li Ming remained an obscure disciple, and no one knew any of it had anything to do with him. 1.2kReads—Score10014d adds
- 10 Hilarious: Someone Please Keep Him in Check! I Can't Stop Laughing 爆笑：来个人管管他吧！笑不活了 Chu Jian. He transmigrated to a parallel world! He became the younger brother of superstar Yang Mi and was brought into the entertainment industry, but with nothing going for him but his looks, he hadn't gotten a single gig in six months. He earned only 3,000 yuan a month in base pay, which was less than he could make working in a factory... Just as he finally couldn't take it anymore and confronted Yang Mi, a sudden ding rang in his head. [Host detected. Livestream Challenge System binding begi 39Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 175Reads—Score614d adds
- 12 Being a Jerk Feels Great Once, and It Feels Great Every Time 缺德一时爽，一直缺德一直爽 Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he’s become a taxi driver taking part in a reality show. Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love at first sight?” Su Yang: “I do. I just hope the police believe it too!” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, do you believe in love?” Su Yang: “Cash or QR code?” Beautiful passenger: “Driver, how many days does the poem say it takes to return from Jiangling, a thousand li away?” Su Yang: “A thousand li to Jiangling? You won’t be back 2.3kReads6.5Score23214d adds
- 13 I Conquered the Cultivation World by Watching Ads 我靠看广告称霸修仙世界 This story features silly humor, a lighthearted and comedic tone, cultivation, a System, a golden finger, farming, and an ensemble cast. If that's not your thing, this isn't for you. When a master con artist transmigrates to another world of cultivation and binds himself to an advertising System, he meets an inexperienced female cultivator, a kindhearted buddy, a resourceful subordinate, an energetic and quick-witted sect maiden, and a dazed old monk. What kind of unconventional cultivation adve 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 I'm a Tycoon in Another World 我在异界当神壕 Every day, Wang Chen wakes up in a bed covering fifty thousand square meters, surrounded by more than two hundred maids as beautiful as celestial maidens. And yet he feels no joy. “I’ve never touched money. I’m not interested in it!” “Let’s start with a small goal. How about spending a hundred million first?” “No, no, no! Divine sons and daughters, please show some restraint. Don’t call me Dad. I’m not your father!” “Ah, so this is how painful it is to be rich!” A lighthearted, funny story about 701Reads7.2Score10314d adds
- 15 Stellar-Core Prodigy: The Bottom-Ranked Good-for-Nothing Becomes a Legend 星核天才：垫底废柴她居然封神了 [Absurd comedy + face-slapping + going off the rails + a cast of lunatics + unhinged banter] An unserious, face-slapping coming-of-age power fantasy. Whoever shows up, they're all complete weirdos to begin with~ Dead last in every subject, timid and easy to bully, Party Yehong is laughed at by everyone at the Mecha Academy. They call her a good-for-nothing dunce, a bottom-feeder who doesn't belong among the elite. No one knows that this seemingly helpless girl is the last descendant of an ancien 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 16 Reborn as an Exploited Workhorse, I Bleed the Heartless Capitalists Dry 穿成倒贴牛马，我薅疯黑心资本家 Zhou Xiaomeng stared at the voice message. Her last memory was of another screen: the case-management system at the arbitration court, packed with overtime records. She rubbed her eyes, and then everything went black. When she opened them again, she was here. It took her three minutes to confirm three things. First, this wasn't her body. The person in the mirror was thinner, with dark circles so heavy they looked like she'd been beaten up, and a mole on her cheekbone that she hadn't had in her p 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸 Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv 46Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.2kReads8.1Score53814d adds
- 19 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss a Cockroach Queen Every Day 男友每天都要亲一口母蟑螂 My Boyfriend Has to Kiss the Mother Cockroach Every Day —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Invincible! Be the Most Shameless, Take the Most Brutal Beating! 无敌！做最贱的人，抗最毒的打！ [System]+ [Immortality]+ [Lighthearted comedy]+ [Modern city]+ [Cultivation world] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! You've obtained the talent: Immortal Body!] Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect: You shameless thief! How dare you peep at me while I was bathing? Prepare to die! [Ding! The Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Sect's emotional value has exceeded its limit. She is going berserk. Her attacks now inflict the status effect “Lavish Spending.”] [Ding! Hit by the Holy Maiden of the Saint Lotus Se 201Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Hilarious Everyday Life in the Maternity Ward 产科爆笑日常 [A gentle, reserved nurse with a strong heart x a straight-talking young man with little education, struggling to make something of himself] [Modern Romance + Sweet Romance + Everyday Life + Lighthearted + Realistic + Happy Ending] Liu Xiaoxiao wasn’t ready to date and had no plans to marry. But she couldn’t resist her mother’s insistence and was dragged into a blind date. As it turned out, her date had been forced to come too, and they became best friends over the course of one meal. What she d 262Reads8.0Score10214d adds
- 22 The System Won’t Let Me Do My Job 系统不让我干人事 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 3.1kReads7.1Score22014d adds
- 23 Unlimited Power-Ups! A Supreme Martial Soul Slays the Myriad Worlds from the Start 无限强化！开局至尊武魂镇杀诸天 A new book's rating isn't a reliable guide, but this has the potential to be a five-star hit! At the martial arts exam, his martial soul awakened: Common Grade! Hong Qitian, the top student in the culture courses, became the laughingstock of the entire school. “A top student? A useless martial soul is good for nothing!” Amid the jeers, his System awakened! Three supreme martial souls descended with a thunderous roar: The Ruyi Golden-Hooped Rod, which can shatter the stars with a single strike! T 2.3kReads7.7Score23414d adds
- 24 Damage Reversal System: Even Drinking Pesticide Makes Me Stronger 伤害反转系统，喝敌敌畏都能变强 [Lighthearted comedy + subverting expectations + unconventional power fantasy + slice of life early on + mischief] Su Ming transmigrates to a high-martial-arts world and awakens the God-Tier Damage Reversal System! Whenever he takes damage, he gains a corresponding boost! [Ding!] [Detected Host bitten by a mosquito: skin thickness +0.1, skin toughness +0.1, vitality +0.01...] [Detected Host inhaling a ton of secondhand smoke: lung health +5, bronchial health +4, inner energy +10...] [Detected Ho 81Reads8.7Score—14d adds
- 25 My Phone Mutated, Giving Me One Supernatural App Every Week 手机变异，每周一个超凡应用 [Lighthearted Comedy + Magical Realism + Mostly Everyday Life + Absurd Humor + Overpowered Supernatural Abilities + Not Your Typical Power Fantasy + Supporting Characters Matter; if that's not your thing, don't read it, and if you stumble in by mistake, don't complain] Lin Tian's phone has mutated. Every week, he gets to try out a mutated version of a phone app. Here are the effects of the mutated apps: Navigation app Baide Maps: Search for ownerless treasures and track down rare hidden caches. 1kReads8.6Score10214d adds
- 26 This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了 This is pure fun. If you like supernatural comedy and absurd nonsense, this is the book for you. Guanyin will show the way, and a crane will soar through the clouds. I warmly invite you all to join me in supreme bliss… Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He just wanted to earn some spending money over summer break by working as a male model. But before he could even get started as a gigolo, his grandpa, who had been dead for half a year, showed up at h 858Reads—Score—14d adds
- 27 Reborn from Despair: Redemption from a Thousand-Year Curse 绝地重生：千年的诅咒救赎 Tang Xiaofeng has died ninety-nine times, and every time, he kicked the bucket at twenty. More than 1,900 years ago, he publicly rejected the marriage proposal of the Witch Clan's Holy Maiden. Enraged, she hit him with a death curse: he would never live past twenty. For nearly two millennia after that, he choked to death on water, drowned while fishing, and got struck by lightning while sheltering from the rain. His deaths came in all shapes and forms. The most heartbreaking part was that eve 691Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 Becoming a Miracle Healer with AI 带着ai当神医 You've definitely never read an immortal-cultivation story about treating illnesses like this. It follows a mere mortal who treats all kinds of terminal illnesses afflicting cultivators as ordinary little ailments. I'm planning to keep this story going for a long time. I'm going to fight tooth and nail for it, and nobody can stop me. I'm not a God of Slaughter. I'm not some big shot. I don't know martial arts. I have no enemies in the martial world. I have no secret medicines or poisonous powder 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 30 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 766Reads7.5Score10014d adds
- 31 Don't Become an Immortal! I Just Fled Back to the Mortal World! 千万别成仙！我刚跑路回人间！ No System, a little naughty, a little vulgar. Things aren't going well in the immortal realm either. Nobody practices properly. The only way to level up is to pay. Bad money drives out good, and the immortal realm is caught in a vicious cycle. Immortals either have a job or are studying for civil service exams. Countless immortals share the same dream: to escape the immortal realm. Li Biao is the only one who ever made it. But after lying flat in the mortal world for ten thousand years, 991Reads—Score17614d adds
- 32 I'm Liu Shan, Not a Good-for-Nothing 我刘禅不是草包 "W-why... why not... eat meat gruel?" After Liu Shan died, he discovered that his soul had actually possessed the fool Emperor Sima Zhong of the Great Jin. "What? I, Ah Dou, have become... a fool!" "Damn it, this fool can't even piss by himself!" "What the hell, how can this fool's wife be as ugly as a sow!" "So... someone altered the imperial edict left by the fool's father!" "Th-those two are trying to kill me too?" Luckily, I'm a fool, so no one is on guard against me! 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 33 The Young White-Haired Mystic Granny Goes on a Rampage in Showbiz! 玄学年轻白发癫姥在娱乐圈疯杀！ [Sichuan-Chongqing edition] [Absurd comedy + bizarre relationship dynamics + feng shui and the supernatural + fake and real heiresses + going crazy + face-slapping + parody] A soft, adorable, easygoing yet unhinged feng shui master × a cold-on-the-outside, goofy-on-the-inside, doom-struck unhinged heir to a wealthy family. Two unhinged souls, perfectly matched by fate! A ridiculous, irreverent face-slapping story about growing stronger. Get ready for a wild ride~ No one knows she’s a hidden m 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Young Master, Let Me Rob You of Your Beauty 公子，劫个色 [Transmigration + medicine + romance + making a fortune + lighthearted comedy + absurdity] A woman who transmigrated, a poor young prince, a bunch of goofy guards, an emperor who thinks about tricking women out of their money every day, an imaginative eunuch, a dim-witted crown prince, a scheming scholar, a poker-faced maid with exceptional martial arts, and a woman who only wants to keep male lovers and never marry... This is the hilarious story of a group of people growing up together. An Nin 489Reads8.9Score10014d adds
- 35 Shocking: Run! The Sword-and-Dog Duo Is Back! 震惊：快跑啊！剑狗组合又来啦！ [System + Comedy + transmigration + Xuanhuan + Ridiculous Shenanigans + A Hilarious Pet!!] Chen Jian transmigrates to a cultivation continent and meets a little dirt dog that claims to be a Qilin. The man and dog set off to take revenge and bring an important person back to life. Together, they embark on an entertaining journey. Robbing ancestral graves, stealing treasure vaults, running scams, seizing family assets, and tricking innocent young women into falling for them... The pair make a 17.8kReads8.7Score1.4k14d adds
- 36 Daoist Friend, Your Fortune Is Meant for Me 道友，你的机缘与我有缘 Lin Yao, a modern-day office drone, gets hit by a car one day and transmigrates into an old-school cultivation romance full of angst. The good news: she rolls a Chaos Spiritual Root right off the bat. The bad news: it came from getting struck by lightning. The even worse news: the System ran off from the start… In this cultivation-novel world, where Qi Refining cultivators are as common as hairs, Foundation Establishment cultivators are everywhere, and Golden Core and Nascent Soul cultivators ar 12Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 From the Start, the Sect Kidnapped Me to Parade Through the Streets 开局就被宗门绑去游行 System + comedy + shameless schemer + adorable pet + adventures across myriad worlds The growth story of a scheming rascal The companionship of a scheming rascal’s adorable pet The supreme divine artifact recognizes only him as its master The Heavenly Dao is willing to be his friend Every villain trembles at the sound of his name He is Lin Kuang, Old Six Lin 4.2kReads8.1Score39814d adds
- 38 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 68Reads—Score—14d adds
- 39 I Was Nibbling Peaches on the Doorstep When Dad's Old Friend Abducted Me. Now I Skate on Peaches to Fame in the Martial World 蹲门槛啃桃被爹的旧友拐走，我靠踩桃滑步名扬江湖 My Dad's Old Friend Took Me Away While I Sat on the Doorstep Munching Peaches, and My Peach-Stepping Slide Made Me Famous Across the Martial World 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 40 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 45Reads7.8Score1414d adds
- 41 That's Just How Combat Works 战斗本来就是这样的 [System + Superpowers + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Slice of Life + No Romance] At one point, Lin Feng, humanity's savior, said in an interview with a reporter: “Let me make this clear again: I simply found practical uses for all kinds of weapons so everyone could better understand combat. I absolutely did not lead combat culture astray!” The next day, at the World Weapons Development Conference, Lin Feng publicly declared: “I admit that I led everyone’s approach to combat astray, but ar 1.7kReads8.6Score15014d adds
- 42 I’m Not a Proper Taoist Priest 我不是正经道士 [Comedy + System + Urban Supernatural + Power Fantasy + Blind-Box Draws + Absurd Items] Chen Dagen: System, where’s my Five-Thunder Divine Spell? System: It missed. Chen Dagen: Where’s my Tianpeng Ruler? System: In your hand, the yellow one. Chen Dagen: Isn’t this a tape measure?! System: The Tianpeng Ruler is a Taoist artifact for suppressing evil. If it has markings and can measure things, it’s a Tianpeng Ruler. Chen Dagen: …Then explain why the blind box gave me The Care of Sows After Farrowi 135Reads—Score11014d adds
- 43 Transmigrating to Honghuang with Doraemon's Fourth-Dimensional Pocket 带着小哆啦的四次元口袋穿越洪荒 [Primordial World and Journey to the West] [Lighthearted Comedy] [Cross-Dimensional] [Doraemon] [Wild Imagination] [Buddhist Conspiracy] The protagonist transmigrates into Journey to the West and uses Doraemon's fourth-dimensional pocket To send over a thousand monks in Chang'an to prison, give Sun Wukong Memory Bread so he learns the truth behind the Journey to the West calamity, and use 404 Anywhere Doors to humiliate Guanyin on the spot and ruin her reputation. He nearly erases the Queen Moth 57Reads—Score—14d adds
- 44 I'm a Celebrity, So Isn't It Only Natural That I Make This Tourist Attraction Go Viral? 我一个明星，带火景区很合理吧？ [Showbiz + livestream stunts + lighthearted comedy + a protagonist who pulls outrageous stunts] After transmigrating to a parallel world with a cultural gap, Chen Jiu becomes a minor celebrity struggling to stay afloat. As everyone knows, minor celebrities are treated worse than dogs. So, to make a living, Chen Jiu starts livestreaming stunts. At a promotional event for Yueyang Tower, he names his livestream “Little Chen the Scholar” and writes, “Do not rejoice in things, nor grieve for yourself 1.7kReads7.9Score11914d adds
- 45 Cooking Snow Beneath the Pines, Listening to the Years Flow By 松间煮雪听流年 (Invincible protagonist, satisfying contrast, everyone gets a happy ending, absolutely no angst) Deep in Mount Taixu stands a nameless little temple. The old Taoist who lives there does little each day beyond sweeping snow, brewing tea, and listening to the wind. Then one day, a badly wounded nine-tailed fox tumbles through the temple gate. The old Taoist sighs, pulls a sword sealed away for a thousand years from his sleeve, then turns around, chops some firewood, and brews the fox a cup of tea. 148Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 Even Ordinary People Can Journey to the West 凡人也西游 A comedic story that takes a winding route through ancient history. “Your Majesty: I Want to Go Home” [Anti-tropes + no System + hilarious Journey to the West] With a chipped bowl and a gift for talking people into things, I set out on the journey west. In this world, there are no gods, Buddhas, demons, or Systems. It breaks free of the traditional Journey to the West’s divine schemes and System tropes. The so-called monsters are just bandits, and the so-called immortals are nothing but local bu 19Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 Who Let Him Transmigrate? He's Ruined the Customs of the Ancient World 谁让他穿越的，古代风气都带坏了 [No System + Everyday Life + Comedy] Lately, all sorts of strange cases have been cropping up in the Great Ling Imperial City: staged traffic accidents, extortion, honey traps, investment scams, predatory loans, and exorbitant upfront interest... The court was furious and ordered a thorough investigation. To its shock, they discovered that the princess herself had run a honey trap. The old man who staged traffic accidents was a third-rank court official in his sixties. The mastermind behind the 2.5kReads8.3Score22114d adds
- 48 One Man, One Rabbit, One Tortoise: Driving the Cultivation World Crazy 一人一兔一龟，整疯修仙界 [System + Shameless Protagonist + Top-Tier Schemer and Adorable Pets + Stirring Up Trouble + Comedy + Ruthless + No Shame + If You Don’t Like an Overpowered Protagonist, Don’t Read] A shameless protagonist, Lin Zhijie. A cheeky, adorable pet, Qin Laoliu. A rogue turtle, Guoguo. A lovesick hen, Fengfeng. A shameless dog, Lord Gou Dexing. After Lin Zhijie transmigrates to the world of immortal cultivation, he gets a crazy System. Every time he drives a villain insane, he receives lavish rewards fr 6.2kReads8.7Score75314d adds
- 49 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.3kReads7.5Score30814d adds
- 50 Summoning: Who Cares How Strong They Are? Are They Badass or Not? 召唤：强不强不管，就问你叼不叼 [Power fantasy + summoning + pets + wild imagination + crafty schemer + comedy + absurd parody + shameless humor + snark + goofiness] [No whining, no dead weight. If you like whiny characters or people who get things handed to them, please move along.] The most badass Summoning System: summon the honey badger from the start! “Dare call me a short little runt? You’re finished. Not even Jesus can save you, I said it!” He’ll chase you to the ends of the earth, until the sun and moon go dark! 2.7kReads8.6Score27014d adds
