Novels like I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop
Books Chinese readers most often put in the same booklists as I Awaken a Shameless System and Steal the Empress's Lollipop, best match first.
- 101 I Ruined Yours, You Ruined Yours, and Then We Ruined Sword and Fairy 癫完你的，癫你的，癫剑奇侠传 (Wild imagination + hilarious + completely unhinged + transmigrate into a book + reborn + transmigrate + brainless wish fulfillment + if you don't laugh, come yell at me, but don't leave a bad review + nonsensical + revenge + villain + cultivation + household drama + transmigrate + ensemble cast + forced love + soul transmigration + all-in-one hodgepodge) Xu Qianhua transmigrated into a book, and ended up in a brainless wish-fulfillment novel aimed at male readers. As a cannon-fodder female supp 3.2kReads7.3Score32014d adds
- 102 From the Start, I Beheaded Someone at the Market and Gained an Immortal Golden Body 开局菜市场砍头，获得不灭金身 [Everyday life, traits, lighthearted, no angst!] Thanks for the invite. I'm in a fantasy world, and I was dragged to the marketplace to be executed right after I transmigrated. "The hour of execution has arrived. Behead him!" Li Yuan looked at the gleaming blade in the sunlight and closed his eyes. [You have suffered a fatal attack and gained the trait: Indestructible Golden Body!] Clang! The executioner's blade shattered into pieces. Li Yuan rose from the execution platform and smiled at the cr 13Reads8.8Score—14d adds
- 103 Alone Against the World: A Little Cheat Is Only Fair, Right? 独自对抗全世界，开个挂很合理吧 [No Female Lead + Comedy + Choose-Your-Own Cheat + Game + Livestream + No Saintly Protagonist] Fight the Landlord. The Dragon Kingdom had already lost nine games in a row! “Yoshi! Ten losses in a row would be a national disaster. Your Dragon Kingdom's time is up! Why not become part of our Great Sakura Empire?” “I've already become a citizen of the White Eagle Nation. We believe in freedom and democracy, and we'd be delighted to accept refugees like you. But we only take the elite, never trash!” 65Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 104 In a World of High Martial Arts, the System Says I'm the Demon Son of Some Pleasure Sect 人在高武，系统说我是某欢宗魔子 Teenager Chu Nan confesses to the campus belle and gets rejected on the spot. Then, by chance, he awakens a System. But the System mistakes Chu Nan’s high martial arts world for a cultivation fantasy world. And so, the System gets everything mixed up. Then Chu Nan goes through a series of absurd events, including but not limited to: He fails to confess, but the System decides he tried and failed to defile a holy maiden. The System threatens him with castration to force him to leave the Hehuan Se 7.3kReads7.5Score78114d adds
- 105 That's Just How Combat Works 战斗本来就是这样的 [System + Superpowers + Choices + Comedy + Irreverent + Slice of Life + No Romance] At one point, Lin Feng, humanity's savior, said in an interview with a reporter: “Let me make this clear again: I simply found practical uses for all kinds of weapons so everyone could better understand combat. I absolutely did not lead combat culture astray!” The next day, at the World Weapons Development Conference, Lin Feng publicly declared: “I admit that I led everyone’s approach to combat astray, but ar 1.7kReads8.6Score15314d adds
- 106 After Running Away from Her Wedding, She Walked Right into a Tycoon's Inescapable Trap 逃婚后，她闯入了大佬的天罗地网 To escape an arranged marriage, she went from being the stunning heiress of Haicheng’s richest family to posing as an ugly, tacky country bumpkin. On her very first day in the capital, she crossed paths with Huo Yuchen, heir to the capital’s most powerful family. He was a man everyone feared, known as the Living King of Hell. He showed no mercy to anyone, not even his own family, and was cold-blooded, ruthless, and decisive. He married her just to spite his father. Everyone in the capital knew 3.5kReads9.2Score51414d adds
- 107 In Honghuang, I’m Hongyun’s Younger Brother Heiyun, and I Always Get Revenge 洪荒我红云弟弟黑云有仇必报 [Scheming + comedy + elaborate pranks + satisfying wish fulfillment + no hate if it’s not your thing] Hao Ren is reborn as the younger brother of Hongyun, the Primordial World’s greatest good guy, and the first black cloud between heaven and earth! He awakens the strongest Revenge System! “Ding! Jieyin and Zhunti shamelessly tricked Hongyun into giving up his seat. Even an uncle can put up with that, but an aunt can’t! Beat them up, and receive the cultivation method of a Primordial Dao Sage!” “ 1.2kReads8.1Score10014d adds
- 108 The Takeout Deliveryman Becomes an Emperor 外卖成大帝 He was a food delivery rider in an urban village, dumped, mocked, and ground into the dirt by fate. He gnawed on a cold meat bun in the rain, never knowing that a single time he had helped a stranger change a tire three years earlier was now barreling toward him in the form of five billion yuan. The Heavenly Dao Gratitude System awakened: the 3,021 acts of kindness you've shown over the past three years will be repaid with interest, in ways you could never have imagined. Overnight, he went from 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 109 Even Scumbags Get Their Day in the Sun: I Somehow Became Everyone’s Dream Man 渣男也有春天：我竟成了万人迷 [Traditional fantasy + feel-good power fantasy + no System + golden finger + passionate and invincible] “Scumbag” Xiaoqiang (Xia Yi) caused a huge fire while flirting with a girl. He transmigrated into the womb of a pregnant woman, and after he was born, he was struck by heavenly tribulation and hunted down before embarking on the path of immortal cultivation! The story is gripping and exciting from the very beginning, with plenty of laughs and satisfying moments. Definitely worth a read! 3Reads9.3Score—14d adds
- 110 I Think I'm a Robot 我应该是机器人 Synopsis A long novel blending science fiction, suspense, and everyday comedy, it tells the story of Jiang Qihua, a former programmer who wakes up in a strange world to find seven beautiful women beside him, all claiming to be his “wives.” And that’s only the beginning of a string of absurd events. As the story unfolds, Jiang Qihua gradually discovers the truth: he is a copy of a human consciousness implanted in a robot body. His relationship with his seven robot wives, each with a distinct pers 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 111 The Legacy of the Roots 根的传承 A literary record of four decades of grassroots reform in China From disputes over water and the allocation of land to mining safety reforms and financial innovation, this work depicts how reform took shape on the ground. It is not a grand narrative from official documents, but a close look at concrete problems: a well, a plot of land, a human life. Building a bridge between theory and reality Jiang Qihua says, “I have to read two books at once: one in the classroom, and one across the land of 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 112 Handsome Guys Have Good Luck 帅哥有好运 The day I got dumped and fired, a meteorite hit me. Lin Xiaoqiang was an unlucky office drone who couldn’t even get a seasoning packet with his instant noodles. His girlfriend of five years cheated on him with a rich second-generation heir, and his company kicked him out soon after. With nowhere else to turn, he climbed onto an unfinished building and leaped only to be hit squarely by a meteorite falling from the sky. When he woke up, the world had changed. His ex set him up and accused him of t 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 113 Behave Yourself! You're Always Around When the Crackdowns Happen 老实点！每次严打都有你 He transmigrates into the body of a 74-year-old man. He activates the Max-Level Old Man Antics System. Pulling stunts is the key to living longer. The only problem is that his stunt locations are a bit of a trap. He gets arrested every time. First sign-in: pulls a stunt at a bathhouse, earning the street nickname Bathhouse Emperor! Second sign-in: pulls a stunt at a roadside stall, earning the street nickname General of the Roller Shutter! Third sign-in: pulls a stunt in a rented apartment, earn 3.2kReads8.0Score22014d adds
- 114 I’m a Con Artist in One Piece 我在海贼当神棍 Binter, an ambitious young man who couldn't even recognize the simplest characters, arrived in the world of the Pirate King and became a charlatan and salesman... “Miss, would you like your fortune told?” “Ten thousand berries per reading.” “And you get free underwear with your fortune. What a bargain, right?” “Sorry, that's my husband. He ran off and is embarrassing himself. Pay him no mind.” Then two big guys carried Binter away... 1kReads9.0Score10014d adds
- 115 Traffic Cop Xia Xiaoman Specializes in Taming Defiant Detective Captain Qin 交警夏小满，专治刑警秦队不服 [One-on-one + devoted to each other + happy ending] A bickering couple, hilarious banter, and the sweetest romance! The heroine is adorable, not stupid! A powerhouse in her professional field, but slow on the uptake when it comes to love, with maxed-out skills for talking back! The hero goes from an icy mountain to a loyal puppy! At first: “Don’t come near me!” Later: “Honey, I was wrong. Please pay attention to me!” Solving cases is secondary, romance comes first! The cases are lighthearted, ne 3.4kReads8.5Score41714d adds
- 116 Bound to the Anti-Public-Intellectual System: Stirring Up Trouble in Eagle Sauce 绑定反公知系统：在鹰酱搞事情 Zhang Fang was a programmer with a decent income. Then he woke up one day to find he had transmigrated to “Eagle Sauce” and become Jack, a white tax officer. He had hoped to use his new identity to lie flat and enjoy a comfortable life, but it turned out that a job at the tax bureau was no bed of roses. He was unexpectedly dragged into a dangerous tax investigation and forced to deal with gangsters, corrupt officials, and a tangled web of tax scandals. Just as he was overwhelmed, a bizarre Syste 41Reads—Score—14d adds
- 117 The World’s Richest Man: The Lucky Fisherman 世界首富之桃运渔夫 Since childhood, Liao Tianding has been frail and sickly. Hidden inside his family's heirloom jade pendant is the soul of the Dragon King's daughter. With the dragon maiden's help, he begins an extraordinary journey from nobody to somebody. He cultivates the Dragon King's True Art, commands the sea, and uncovers its endless treasures. As he enjoys the most delicious seafood and helps the villagers grow prosperous, he also makes all kinds of friends. A gentle, beautiful girl next door; a lovely t 3.1kReads8.9Score46114d adds
- 118 Spiritual Qi Revival: It Begins When My Pocket Comes to Life 灵气复苏:从裤兜成精开始 [Spiritual qi revival + System + comedy + supernatural powers] Zhang Xuan transmigrates to Blue Star, where everyone has a chance to awaken supernatural powers… I can’t freaking make this up anymore! All you need to know is that neither the protagonist nor the System is any good! (P.S. This is my first time writing, so it’s still pretty rough. There may be issues with the logic and such, so please bear with me! The author’s writing might be a little awkward at first, so readers, hang in th 168Reads8.9Score—14d adds
- 119 Cultivation? Even Dogs Won't Do It. I'll Just Build Muscle! 修仙？狗都不修，我只练肌肉！ [Power system + comedy + fiery battles + struggles across the myriad realms + delicate senior sisters + founding a sect] Wang Gangtian, world bodybuilding champion, collapses amid thunderous cheers. When he opens his eyes again, he has become Wang Dingtian, a frail, penniless young man in the cultivation world. His new body is pathetically weak, and he is bound to a “useless System.” The activation requirement? A 500-kilogram squat! Barely out of the starter village, he is abducted by the demon 6Reads5.9Score—14d adds
- 120 This Female Ghost Is Too Fierce 这只女鬼太猛了 This is pure fun. If you like supernatural comedy and absurd nonsense, this is the book for you. Guanyin will show the way, and a crane will soar through the clouds. I warmly invite you all to join me in supreme bliss… Zhao Wenlong is an ordinary college student from a small mountain village. He just wanted to earn some spending money over summer break by working as a male model. But before he could even get started as a gigolo, his grandpa, who had been dead for half a year, showed up at h 858Reads—Score—14d adds
- 121 Please, Just Insult Me Already 求求你快骂我 [The short version] A story about a madman with no morals or sense of logic, and a snarky System, whose encounters lead to one ridiculous adventure after another. The author will go wild with memes and go insane right alongside the protagonist. [The full version] Wang Shu was a happy madman, until one day he obtained a Hatred Points Shop. Whenever someone hated him, he earned Hatred Points, which he could exchange for money, health, or a longer lifespan. From then on, Wang Shu became an even hap 56Reads9.1Score—14d adds
- 122 Chu Renmei? Two Punches and She'll Behave 楚人美？两拳下去就老实了 [Ensemble Cast] + [Comedy] + [Everyday Life] + [Ridiculous Shenanigans] + [Hot-Blooded] Spiritual qi revived, sects rose to power, and demon hunters began sharing cities with demons, ghosts, and monsters. By chance, Gu Feng received a phone call from a vengeful ghost demanding his life. And so the wheels of fate began to turn. Chu Renmei, the Yellow Immortal, an escaped sect saintess, a greedy boss, a pen fairy, a female investor who is 72 percent male... Beneath the everyday fun, undercurrents 537Reads7.5Score—14d adds
- 123 Transmigrated as a Hypermasculine Old Man, I Set the Internet Ablaze 穿成超雄老登，我引爆全网 Jian Ling transmigrates, only to find himself in the body of a 60-year-old man with late-stage lung cancer and just three months to live! So he lets loose and takes everyone to task, no matter who they are. On the subway, A middle-aged woman tries to steal someone’s seat. “Young people have no manners. She saw me coming and pretended to fall asleep!” Jian Ling: “This hand of mine is for people who use their age as an excuse to act shamelessly. Subway judge, activate!” On a variety show, A homeow 1.2kReads8.7Score16114d adds
- 124 Princess! Your Consort Has Run Away Again! 公主啊！驸马他又双叒跑了！ [Alternate World - Scheming - Funny - System - Eccentric Protagonist] [Lighthearted - Relaxed] Xu Xiaoyi transmigrates, only to discover that his predecessor had defiled the emperor’s favorite princess! That’s a capital offense! Terrified of death and torture, he flees to another part of the country… [Super Outrageous System activated] [When the Host does something that shocks the characters of this world, they can earn Shock Points] New to the area, Xu Xiaoyi wins a crowd of followers with 4.9kReads8.8Score65914d adds
- 125 Immortal Venerable, Please Stop Teasing Me 仙尊，求你别逗了 (An insanely satisfying story, with romance, humor, and a playful tone.) By sheer chance, Tang Dou obtained the Laughing Spirit Immortal Pearl. Its artifact spirit, Xiaoxiao, was mischievous and loved playing pranks. It grew stronger by collecting feelings of joy. While exploring a secret realm, Tang Dou met the fox spirit Su Meier. With her and Xiaoxiao’s help, he passed the trial of the Heaven-Shaking Tower and inherited the legacy of the Wind and Thunder Sect, the overlord of the Eastern Regi 521Reads8.4Score—14d adds
- 126 The Dashing, Invincible Demon Hunter Is About to Wreck the Life of a Peerless Master Thief 风流无敌捉妖师要霍霍绝色神偷啦 This story is all about one thing: pure, unadulterated fun! Fun for the body, fun for the mind, and unbeatable fun! It's a heady concoction of wacky humor, a dopamine rush, and a supernatural plot full of twists and turns. Colorless and tasteless, it draws you in before you know it. After reading this novel, you might laugh so hard your guts cramp, find your thoughts running wild, feel your hormones going into overdrive, or even forget all the stresses and troubles of real life... In short, t 220Reads—Score—14d adds
- 127 Demon Wardens: I Was Told to Solve Cases, but I’ve Been Slacking for a Thousand Years 戒妖：让我查案，我摸鱼千年 [Comedy Fantasy | Supernatural Mysteries | A Thousand-Year Bond Between Humans and Demons] After surviving for a thousand years, Geng Chen wants nothing more than to retire with his great-demon wife, keep his head down, clock in each day, and lie flat for the rest of his life. But life is unpredictable. A thousand-year-old cold case turns his laid-back existence into an extraordinary adventure. Bizarre, bloody crimes keep happening. Demons are at work, and the human heart is hard to fathom. On 150Reads—Score—14d adds
- 128 Spiritual Qi Revival: Bald, but Stronger! 灵气复苏：因为秃头，所以变强了！ [Invincible]+ [Comedy]+ [Pets] After the spiritual qi revival, all things begin to evolve, and humanity enters an age of the extraordinary. Ye Xiaofan has trained relentlessly to become a martial artist. In the end, he really did grow stronger, but he also went bald. That's right, he got stronger and went bald, yet still failed to become a martial artist. But that no longer matters. Because Ye Xiaofan has realized that no one in this world can match him. No matter who he fights, all he needs is 45Reads7.8Score1414d adds
- 129 My Talent Reflects Damage by a Percentage, So I Just Tank Until I'm Dizzy 天赋百分比反伤，我直接肉到发昏 [Rebirth + Invincible + Stat-Based Progression + Absolute Defense + Comedy + Harem] In his previous life, Chen Hui pursued maximum damage output. But when the Demon God descended into reality, he died after being grazed by an unknown AoE attack because his body was too fragile. Reborn on the day the game Eternal launched, he used his memories from his previous life to trigger the one and only “Talent Reset Bug”! This time, he wouldn’t be a glass cannon. He vowed to see the word “cautious” throug 36.5kReads7.3Score3.8k14d adds
- 130 I, Tang Sanzang! Taking an AK on My Journey to the West 我，唐僧！扛着AK去取经 Journey to the West, fantasy, comedy! Bodhisattva Guanyin! I’m the one who should be going on the pilgrimage! Please, let me go! Xuanzang is crazy! What makes him qualified? Tang Sanzang: “Ha ha! What makes you think you’re qualified? Keep running your mouths, and I’ll give you a taste of my machine gun!” “Rat-a-tat-tat-tat!” Tang Sanzang holds an AK and sprays bullets into the sky! 275Reads8.0Score—14d adds
- 131 I’m Incomprehensible 我深不可测 A good-for-nothing office drone unexpectedly awakens the “Four Keeps” superpower: always leave yourself an out, hold back a little when you speak, keep a backup plan, and don't use up all your good fortune. He only wants to keep his head down and slack off, but the entire company mistakes him for a profound master. Thus begins his hilarious, forced rise to success. Li Buyi originally just wanted to keep being useless, but he discovers that the more he “holds back,” the more absurd things get: · 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 132 Shut Up! Am I Your Personal Wish-Granting Well? 快闭嘴！你是我的人形许愿池吗？ Chen Mo discovers that his foul mouth has become uncannily powerful, but in reverse. He wishes his company “boundless wealth,” and the next day the tax authorities come and tear the place apart. He wishes the jerk who stole his parking spot “a smooth journey,” and the guy immediately crashes into a police car on the roadside. The whole internet hails him as a “causality weapon,” and wherever he goes, trouble vanishes. Then he corners Su Xiaowan, the goddess he's had a crush on for years, his eye 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 133 Reborn as the Fiery Cloud Evil God 重生之我成了火云邪神 Huh, I actually became the ultimate king of killers? This mental hospital is pretty comfortable. Slippers and a vest are the ultimate gear. What should I say when I end up at Pig Cage Walled City again? 21Reads—Score—14d adds
- 134 A Brick for Dragons, a Fertilizer Sack for the Gods 板砖拍巨龙，尿素袋子套诸神 [Unconventional Cards + System + Comedy + Irreverence] When Jiang Chen wakes up, he has transmigrated to the Spirit Card World and gained the Infinite Enhancement System. Brick → Heaven-Flipping Seal, fertilizer sack → Cosmos Bag, slippers → Wind-and-Fire Wheels, straitjacket → Yin-Yang Daoist Robe, doll → Empress... One absurd spirit card after another is enhanced into a legendary existence. Dragons tremble beneath bricks, and gods bow to fertilizer sacks... Everyone who sees Jiang Chen wants t 777Reads7.5Score10014d adds
- 135 The Dumb System Is Busy Tripping Up Its Host, but the Host Excels at Being a Jerk 沙雕系统坑爹忙，宿主缺德最在行 Originally titled Mad System [No Female Lead (Two Male Leads) + Lighthearted Comedy + Fast and Slow Transmigration + Everyone’s a Goofball + Subverting Expectations] Other people find a System and are about to reach the pinnacle of life. Yuan Fen finds a System and nearly goes insane. Yuan Fen: “I’m completely straight!” Handsome men: “Yuan Fen, don’t come any closer...” Wait... why is this getting so indecent? Watch as the shameless scoundrel Yuan Fen proves that you have to be crazy to survive 548Reads8.5Score10114d adds
- 136 Hmph! I'm Just One Ladle of Water to My Crown Prince Ex-Husband 哼！我就是太子前夫的若水一瓢 [One-on-one romance + plant-based powers + doted on by everyone + adorable kids + sweet, devoted love] Han Yuexin, a plant-based ability user from Huaguo in the 30th century, was struck by lightning while farming in the rain and died young, only to transmigrate into ancient times! As soon as she arrived, she was sent back to her maiden home after divorcing her husband. Her ex, Lu Anbei, went off to enlist, and she figured he'd be gone for good. Back home, Han Yuexin bought a barren mountain and 2.8kReads9.0Score33914d adds
- 137 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.2kReads8.1Score53814d adds
- 138 After Choosing the Fake Heiress, I Knelt in the Rain to Atone 错选假千金后，我跪在雨中赎罪 After choosing the fake heiress by mistake, I knelt in the rain to atone. 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 139 Rain Falls on the Wealthy Family: I Won't Forgive Him, Even as He Kneels 雨落豪门：我不原谅跪地的他 Rain Falls on the Wealthy: I Won't Forgive Him Even as He Kneels 3Reads—Score—14d adds
- 140 Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女 [Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you... 199Reads—Score—14d adds
- 141 A Madcap Needs a Madcap: I’m Great at Taking Down Movie Stars 沙雕自有沙雕狂，创飞影帝我在行 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 9Reads8.5Score—14d adds
- 142 The Greatest Scoundrel of All Time 万古第一贱帝 On the Tianyuan Continent, Sages are hailed as gods. The invincible Martial Sage returns to his youth. The regrets of the past will be made right! Old scores will be settled! In this life, I’ll shake the world with my cultivation and stir up the heavens with my swagger! “So what if I’m a spoiled wastrel? Your young master here has money to burn.” “So what if those cultivation manuals are priceless? Your young master here can get his hands on them in a snap.” “Everything in this world, good or ba 2kReads8.1Score23214d adds
- 143 I Faked Illness by Coughing Up Blood, Yet Slaughtered a Hundred Thousand Xiongnu 我咳血装病，却杀穿了十万匈奴 Modern special forces soldier Lin Mo opens his eyes and finds himself the frail heir to the Lin family's marquis estate. His elder brothers have all died on the battlefield, the family is teetering on the brink, and countless wolves lurk in the shadows, eager to devour him, this "sickly weakling." "Keep up the act. You'd better make it convincing!" Lin Mo sneers. Coughing blood, he curses his enemies and their entire families in his head. By day, he can't even lift a chicken; at night, two cough 11Reads—Score—14d adds
- 144 The 2026 Joke Collection That’ll Make Your Stomach Hurt from Laughing 2026笑的肚子疼笑话精选 2026 meme alert! Here comes a collection of adult humor that will have you laughing your way to the ICU! Stumble across it on the subway and die of embarrassment? Laugh so hard on the bus you slap your thigh? From the morning commute to lying flat late at night, these jokes will set you off anytime, anywhere! Explosive twists + absurd ideas + painfully awkward moments: every one is a nuclear weapon that will leave your facial muscles out of control with laughter! The cure for a bad mood! Let str 695Reads—Score—14d adds
- 145 My Name Is Zhu Chongba: A Bowl from the Start 我叫朱重八开局一个碗 Don’t let the title fool you: the story is even more ridiculous than it sounds. My name is Zhu Chongba, from Fengyang, Anhui. Occupations: cowherd, monk, beggar, rebel, emperor. Starting equipment: a chipped bowl. Completion reward: the whole world. When I was born, the whole room glowed red. Actually, the neighbor’s house was on fire, and my father had to pay him three chickens. When I was a monk, I rang the bell and came up with “The Tune That Wakes the Hungry.” The abbot said I had insight. I 24Reads—Score—14d adds
- 146 The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记 [Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path. 157Reads—Score10314d adds
- 147 Jiang Ziya's Memoirs 姜子牙回忆录 In a nutshell: A hundred-year-old good-for-nothing who can't do anything right is forced by Heaven to appoint 365 gods, yet somehow fails to secure a divine title for himself. Still, he thinks it was worth it. In a little more detail: At seventy-two, Jiang Ziya went up the mountain to study the Dao, but after forty-three years he still hadn't learned a thing. After coming back down, the wind blew away the flour he was trying to sell, a wolf made off with the mutton he was selling, and his butch 20Reads—Score—14d adds
- 148 System, I’m Done Playing: How About It? 系统我不玩了：行不行 Chu Sheng wept bitterly. "System, are you telling me to go to the System World and get myself killed? I only just became a live-in son-in-law! That old witch really won't let me go." "I'm only twenty-six, and you're insulting me like that? I'll make sure you die the moment you enter this Central World. Even if you don't die, you'll live in fear, constantly on edge! Go on, keep insulting me." Luo Xian's beautiful face was covered in frost... What good is it... to bow to people, kneel before heave 10Reads—Score—14d adds
- 149 As a System, I Wander the Myriad Worlds 我为系统，行走于诸天万界 [the Myriad Worlds + Infinite Flow*ensemble cast + System] [Disclaimer: This is pure madness. Read it for fun, and please don't complain if it's not your thing.] “Some transmigrate as fated villains, while others get god-tier Systems.” “I'm the only one who became a System.” What, you want to know what it feels like to be a System? Transmigrate to a cultivation world. As the child of destiny hunts down the villain, he refuses to repent. “Can I... still apologize now?” “Never thought you'd end up 58Reads—Score—14d adds
- 150 You Look Down on Alchemists? Meet the God of Laxatives 看不起药剂师？泻药之神了解一下 [Lighthearted + Invincible + Game-Stat World + System] Lin Tian transmigrates to a world where everyone has a class. From the start, he awakens the trashiest combat class among all support jobs: Alchemist. And his talent is the lowest possible, F-rank. The potion he awakens with is an even rarer piece of trash: laxatives. His miserable fate leaves everyone staring in disbelief. Fortunately, the System he got when he transmigrated can't bear to watch him suffer. It automatically binds itself to h 941Reads7.1Score10614d adds
