Cultivation? Even Dogs Won't Do It. I'll Just Build Muscle!

Name: Cultivation? Even Dogs Won't Do It. I'll Just Build Muscle!
Author: Even the Divine Yearns for the Mortal World

修仙？狗都不修，我只练肌肉！

by Even the Divine Yearns for the Mortal World (神亦思凡尘)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 714k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
Updated: 9mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[Power system + comedy + fiery battles + struggles across the myriad realms + delicate senior sisters + founding a sect] Wang Gangtian, world bodybuilding champion, collapses amid thunderous cheers. When he opens his eyes again, he has become Wang Dingtian, a frail, penniless young man in the cultivation world.

His new body is pathetically weak, and he is bound to a “useless System.” The activation requirement? A 500-kilogram squat! Barely out of the starter village, he is abducted by the demonic path and taken to the mountains, where he becomes a test subject for pills. To make matters worse, he is found to possess the lowest-grade waste spiritual root.

After being forced to swallow countless terrifying pills, he finally activates the astonishing system: the Big Muscle System! He also wins a mysterious grand prize: the Devouring-Heaven Stomach! From then on, pills are no longer poison. They become nourishment that tempers his body and fuels his savage growth.

While cultivators are fighting tooth and nail over a single Foundation Establishment Pill, he is carrying a ten-thousand-jin cauldron and frog-jumping to the summit. While sword cultivators show off the graceful elegance of flying on their swords, his leg muscles bulge, and a single stomp cracks the earth!

Faced with mockery from the entire cultivation world, “No matter how hard your muscles are, can they stop a flying sword?” Wang Dingtian simply stays silent and tempers every inch of his sinew and bone.

Until the day cataclysmic tribulation clouds descend... He suddenly tears off his shirt, his dragon-like muscles swelling beneath the lightning.

“BOOM!!!”

With nothing but flesh and blood, he shatters the tribulation clouds with one punch!

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开局废柴，靠肌肉硬刚修仙界Alternate title on Fanqie

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