Novels like Journey to the West: Bodhi, Who Told You to Teach the Monkey to Become a Sage?
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- 1 Journey to the West: The Monkey Has Become a Sage, and You Still Say It Has Nothing to Do with You? 西游:猴子都成圣了,还说和你没关系? Reborn in the world of Journey to the West, Su Che activates the Peerless Master System. All he has to do is take in the Children of Destiny. Teach them peerless divine abilities, and he receives feedback rewards worth a hundred times what his disciples gain. From the start, he sits in meditation for a hundred years. He takes in Sun Wukong, who is about to leave Mount Fangcun, and teaches him the Journey to the West version of the Divine Elephant Suppressing Prison Force, powerful enough to prop 35Reads5.2Score—14d adds
- 2 Butterfly Ashes, Buddha's Heart 蝶烬佛心 Butterfly Ashes, Buddha's Heart —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 3 Supreme Treasure Becomes a Demon in His Third Life 至尊宝三世成魔 Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong inexplicably murdered Tang Sanzang. Guanyin killed him while he was fleeing! He was reincarnated as the mortal Supreme Treasure! To uncover the truth behind what happened five hundred years ago, he returns to Flower-Fruit Mountain with Zixia, regains his primordial spirit body, and lifts layer after layer of mystery. But it seems the entire Three Realms is under the control of a dark force. The Jade Emperor and Tathagata are willing to reveal their ambitions ju 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 4 The Saiyan Divine Monkey 赛亚神猴 I was an ordinary man who couldn’t even kill a chicken, yet I taught Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven. The moment he was born, he struck Tathagata, who could only stare in thought. Where did this Super Saiyan monkey come from? After staying up all night watching shows at an internet cafe with a friend, he watched Journey to the West while I watched Dragon Ball. Then I closed my eyes, opened them again, and found myself in the Journey to the West world my friend loved, with an ugly, ta 27Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 5 Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Am Unmatched! 西游:我,孙悟空,无双! Bound to an Arrogance System from the start, he sets off on a very different Journey to the West! He slaughters Tang Sanzang and enrages Guanyin. Does that bunch of stinking priests in the Celestial Court still not realize that the great calamity is coming? My fate is mine to decide, not Heaven's! 58Reads—Score—14d adds
- 6 Journey to the West: Inner Thoughts Guide Sun Wukong from the Start 西游心声:开局指引孙悟空 Lin Yu transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and became an ordinary little monkey on Flower-Fruit Mountain. After awakening his System, all Lin Yu wanted was to laze around. "Wukong should be heading to the Eastern Sea to get the Dinghai Divine Needle soon, right?" "Aw, poor Kongkong is about to be tricked by the Jade Emperor into going to Heaven and becoming the Protector of the Imperial Horses!" Lin Yu never expected that Wukong could actually hear his inner thoughts! Wukong: "To 41Reads—Score—14d adds
- 7 Journey to the West: This Tang Sanzang Is Always Thinking About Eating Monsters 西游:这唐僧老想着吃妖怪 The moment Tang Sanzang opens his eyes after activating the [Pilgrimage Plunder System], he slams the table and jumps to his feet. “I got stewed in each of my first nine lives! This time, I’ll show those demons what ‘Buddha Jumps Over the Wall’ means!” The White Bone Spirit disguises herself as a village girl and brings him a meal. He swings his monk’s staff at her instead. “Nice try! You’re still trying to deliver ‘Tang Monk Meat’ to my door? Hand over your powers!” When Red Boy breathes fire 4Reads—Score—14d adds
- 8 I Sold Tang Sanzang for an 80,000-Yuan Bride Price 八万彩礼我把唐三藏给卖了 (A ridiculous comedy.) What should you do if you transmigrate into Sun Wukong but don’t want to make the Journey to the West? No problem. Take Tang Sanzang to the Kingdom of Women first, then find a way to get him together with the queen. Once Tang Sanzang gets married, the story can end, right? 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 9 Transmigrate to Journey to the West and Become the Junior Disciple of the Monkey’s Senior Brother 穿越西游,成为猴子师兄的小师弟 I Transmigrated to the Journey to the West and Became the Monkey’s Junior Fellow Disciple 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 10 I Made a Pact with Heaven's Three Biggest Rebels 我和天庭三大反骨仔有个约定 “Kid, are you really willing to die like this, for nothing?” A hoarse voice, belonging to a monkey, echoed in his mind. “This child has had a hard life too,” sighed a handsome man with three eyes. “What are you two wasting time for? I like this kid. Little one, would you be willing to become this prince’s spirit shrine? Never mind, no need to say more. Here.” The other one, a cool-faced youth standing on wind-and-fire wheels, folded his arms and spoke as if to himself. Ignoring the others, he ra —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 11 Journey to the West: Two Monkeys Cause Havoc in Heaven 西游:两只猴子闹天宫 A different world of Journey to the West, with different myths and legends. No harem, no womanizing, just a story about men. If you like it, add it to your collection and come back when there's more to read. If you're looking for something risqué, turn right as you leave. You won't find what you're after here!! —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 12 The Great Sage Returns: Why Fear Another Battle in This World? 大圣归来:再战此界又何妨 [No System! Set after Journey to the West! The Great Sage Returns!] After completing the pilgrimage, Sun Wukong became a Buddha, but he was still far from attaining the true Great Dao. To pursue it, he left the Pangu World and entered Chaos. However, Tathagata lured him into the endless Dark Ruins. Faced with the terrifying power of the Dark Ruins, even Sun Wukong, famed as the Great Sage Equal to Heaven of the Pangu World and revered as the Victorious Fighting Buddha, could not withstand it. Po 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 13 Journey to the West: Defying Heaven in Search of the Dao 西游之逆天寻道 I will defy this Heaven and shatter this Dao. I want every living being in the Three Realms to remember my name: Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong. 27Reads—Score—14d adds
- 14 The New Journey to the West: Chen Younong's Version 新西游记陈佑农版 Respecting and carrying on the ideas of the original author, Wu Cheng'en, this is a subtle rewrite of Journey to the West. The story is not limited to heading east or west, going south when the road leads north, or wandering east and west. It still follows a winding road. Main characters: Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, Sha Seng, White Dragon Horse, Yiyan, and a gray donkey, seven four-legged beasts in total. 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 15 Journey to the West: I Have God-Tier Choices 西游:我有神级选择 Draped in a kasaya and carrying a monk's staff, Chen Wei transmigrates and becomes Tang Sanzang, while also obtaining a god-tier Choice System. The already perilous journey to the West becomes even more unpredictable. Facing demons with powerful backers, Tang Sanzang shows no fear: “Demon, don't you dare hurt my disciples!” When a bodhisattva scolds and threatens him, he snaps back: “How dare you impersonate Venerable Guanyin? Take this staff!” Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong wreaked havoc in 154Reads5.5Score—14d adds
- 16 Journey to the West: I Am Tang Monk 西游之老子是唐僧 Whether Journey to the West falls into chaos is for Tang Sanzang to decide! This is a different Tang Sanzang, and a different Journey to the West!! 132Reads—Score—14d adds
- 17 Journey to the West: I Am Tathagata, and I Sealed Sun Wukong Beneath Five-Finger Mountain from the Start 西游:我为如来,开局五指山镇压孙悟空 After transmigrating to Honghuang, Ye Chen takes over the body of the Tathagata from the start. He's about to head to the Heavenly Palace to subdue the monkey, and he's panicking badly. Luckily, he comes with a golden finger: a Divine Choice System. “Host, you are about to head to the Heavenly Palace. You have the following choices.” “One: Go to the Heavenly Palace and subdue Sun Wukong. Reward: One Tathagata Experience Card, usable for one day.” “Two: Go into seclusion at Vulture Peak, focus on 22Reads—Score—14d adds
- 18 The Fifth Pilgrim: I Am Fangcun Mountain's Last Disciple 取经第五人:吾乃方寸山关门弟子 (No Heroine + Monkey Brother Doted On by Everyone + No Angst) “How did my clever, well-behaved disciple become the unruly, worthless monkey you describe?” At Mount Lingtai Fangcun, Patriarch Bodhi sits cross-legged on his cushion, frowning slightly. “This little monkey…” “Xiao Jiu, go in my place.” With Patriarch Bodhi’s sigh, the pilgrimage party gains a new “advisor.” “What? We can’t kill monsters with powerful backers?” “Little monkey, you’re getting attached to appearances. Home-raised ones 34Reads—Score—14d adds
- 19 Reborn on Flower Fruit Mountain as the Monkey King 重生花果山之我是美猴王 I’ll master my own fate, defy Heaven and Earth, and battle gods and demons. I’ll embark on a different kind of Journey to the West and become the heaven-reaching, indomitable, iron-boned Great Sage Equal to Heaven: Sun Wukong, the Handsome Monkey King. 28Reads—Score—14d adds
- 20 Journey to the West: I’m a Heavenly Soldier, and Sun Wukong Can Hear My Thoughts from the Start 西游:我,天庭小兵,开局被孙悟空偷听心声 Ye Tian transmigrates into the world of Journey to the West and awakens a System for lazy freeloaders. As long as he keeps up his lazy freeloader persona, he can continually earn Lazy Fish Points. He becomes the Lord of the Demonic Path just by lying around. Ah, lying around is so comfortable… 50Reads—Score—14d adds
- 21 Black Myth: I, Old Sun, Will Slaughter Mount Ling 黑神话:俺老孙要屠了灵山 The Tathagata is trapped beneath the eighteenth layer of the demon realm in the land of the Nine Hells. His golden body is broken, yet his heart of Buddha remains unshaken. He waits for the true pilgrim. Ten thousand lifetimes of reincarnation have ended in vain. The pilgrims have fallen apart, and even the Victorious Fighting Buddha has become a nursing infant monkey. The Journey to the West? Nothing but an illusion, like flowers reflected in a mirror and the moon in water. There is no pure lan 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 22 Reborn in Journey to the West as Sun Wukong's Younger Brother 重生西游我成了孙悟空的弟弟 The moment I opened my eyes, I was reborn, and somehow I’d become Sun Wukong’s younger brother. Yes, the younger brother of the famous Great Sage Equal to Heaven, Sun Wukong. As I was still trying to make sense of it, the System announced itself. I’d awakened the Ultimate Bro-Helping Hundredfold Cashback System, and a plan took shape in my mind. Didn’t the gods and Buddhas of Heaven think my Monkey Bro had no one backing him? Then I’d make every great power in the primordial world his ally. Watc 7Reads—Score—14d adds
- 23 Chronicles of the Dark Journey to the West 暗黑西游纪 Synopsis: Once, Sun Dasheng wreaked havoc in the Heavenly Palace, his fame shaking the Three Realms. After becoming a Buddha, he discovered that the Tathagata Buddha had once again released his uncle, the Roc, into the mortal world to wreak havoc, while the gods turned a blind eye as their subordinates killed people and massacred villages. Rage blazed in his heart. Without hesitation, Sun Dasheng once again rebelled against the Heavenly Palace, challenging its authority all by himself. The battl 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 24 Dark Journey to the West: Trampling the Myriad Worlds 暗黑西游之踏碎诸天 A ruined body sealed away for a thousand years. The tragic fates of a human and a demon intertwined. A conspiracy spanning the universe and shaking the Three Realms. Who is a pawn, and who holds the pieces? The heavens are unjust, so I'll shatter them. The gods and Buddhas are without righteousness, so I'll slaughter them all! When I return, the heavens will tremble, the gods and Buddhas will bow, and the world will be vast and free! 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 25 I, Fahai, Am Cornered Into Marriage by an Empress 我,法海,被女帝堵门逼婚 [Your cheat is here. Please claim it] Choice One: Reject the Empress’s confession and activate the Demonic Monk Cheat System chain. Reward the Host with [Great Compassion Sutra]. Choice Two: Accept the Empress’s confession and reward the Host with [Sunflower Manual], which he must cultivate. On Fahai’s first day as a tonsured monk, the Human Empress comes to worship Buddha and unexpectedly confesses to him. She is the renowned ruler of the Eastern Wilderness. Naturally, Fahai doesn’t want to spe 5Reads5.4Score—14d adds
- 26 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Refuse Bodhi’s Teachings 西游:开局拒绝菩提传道 Reborn as Sun Wukong? What? Patriarch Bodhi wants to teach the Dao? Cultivation can’t compare to sleeping. I’m not learning, I’m not learning. That old bald donkey, the Lantern-Burning Buddha, is here to talk me into studying? System: Host, scold the Lantern-Burning Buddha! 99Reads6.7Score—14d adds
- 27 Journey to the West: The Great Sage Destroys the Gods and Buddhas 西游后传之大圣灭神佛 A Chronicle of the Journey to the West. After the Six-Eared Macaque, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven was no more. A thousand years after the Journey to the West ended, that defiant monkey broke free from the Buddha’s shackles, his magical power greatly increased. Now he vows to destroy all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 28 The Sequel to Journey to the West 西天后传 The Journey West: The Sequel —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 29 The Jade Emperor, Heaven’s Newest Rebel 西游天庭新晋反骨仔玉帝 Journey to the West + dark take on Journey to the West + fictional world A scheming protagonist and a sharp-tongued Tang Monk. Zhang Yan transmigrates into the body of the Jade Emperor. He discovers that the real Jade Emperor was replaced after opposing the Buddha’s plan to wipe out Sun Wukong. The Buddha backed a puppet monster who took on the Jade Emperor’s appearance and began issuing orders in the Celestial Court. The ultimate goal was nothing more than a struggle for worshippers’ offerings. —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 30 Journey to the West: As Tang Sanzang, I Sign In All the Way to the Western Heaven 西游:我唐僧一路签到上西天 Tang Feng woke up one day to discover that he had transmigrated into the world of Journey to the West and become that endlessly nagging Tang Sanzang! With the Gods and Demons System at his side, he awakened Pangu's true intent and became a violent maniac who would rather throw a punch than waste breath! And so, a violent Tang Sanzang who would kill heaven, earth, and every living being was born... 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 31 Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Will Become a Sage 西游:我孙悟空要成圣 Sun Wukong is reborn. He thought he’d be able to trample the Jade Emperor underfoot and beat Tathagata to a pulp. But in this life, his opponents are the Heavenly Dao Hongjun, the Sage Jieyin, the Sage Zhunti, and the hidden Demon Gods. And his teammates are even more outrageous: Patriarch Bodhi, the Demon God of Karma and half of Destiny; Sage Pingxin, the avatar of the Netherworld Dao and Lady Houtu; the Sage Taiqing; the Sage Nuwa; the Three Sovereigns of Humanity; the Eleven Ancestral Witche 1Reads8.2Score—14d adds
- 32 I, Old Sun, Am the Real Handsome Monkey King 俺老孙才是真的美猴王 "Tathagata, you hypocrite, you bastard..." "Old Sun fell for your trick again..." "Fell for your trick again..." Sun Wukong is struck down into a dark abyss. With Wutian's help, he returns to Spirit Mountain to settle the score with Tathagata. But what he never expected was that the final truth would be... 32Reads6.0Score—14d adds
- 33 Journey to the West: I Am the Foremost of the Four Monkeys 西游:我为四猴之首 [Journey to the West + philosophical] I was lucky enough to come into this world. Is it a parallel world, or thousands of years in the past? There are more than just the Four Monkeys of Chaos in this world. There is also a Chaos Demon Ape. The Lingming Stone Monkey masters transformations, knows the weather and the lay of the land, and can shift the stars and change the constellations. The Red-Rumped Horse Monkey understands yin and yang, knows the ways of the world, is skilled at coming and goi 222Reads—Score—14d adds
- 34 Black Myth: The Fighting Buddha, Black Wukong 黑神话之战斗圣佛黑悟空 Journey to the West is a fantastical long novel from ancient China. Inspired by the Tang monk Xuanzang’s journey to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures, the story follows Tang Sanzang and his three disciples as they face the legendary Eighty-One Tribulations on their journey. Tang Sanzang is kindhearted and compassionate, though sometimes overly rigid. Sun Wukong is immensely powerful, quick-witted, and brave. His Seventy-Two Transformations and Somersault Cloud make him the team’s 5Reads—Score—14d adds
- 35 After Journey to the West, I Awakened Memories of My Past Life, and I... Yang Jiao 西游之后,觉醒前世,我...杨蛟 After the Journey to the West, I Awakened My Past Life, and I... Yang Jiao 261Reads—Score414d adds
- 36 Wukong, Your Master Really Can't Fight 悟空,为师真的不会武 [Transmigrating with a script + invincible from the start + dual transmigration + no fixed pairing] As a nobody in the twenty-first century, Li Chang’an spent his days cooped up at home. His little room was piled high with all kinds of books. Still drowsy, he yawned and casually picked up a book to read. “Ding! The host has read ten thousand books. The System has been activated. Countdown: five… four… three… two… one.” When he woke up, Li Chang’an opened his eyes and looked up. “Holy crap, the M 1Reads—Score—14d adds
- 37 Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Slack Off and Dominate the Three Realms 西游:我,孙悟空,摆烂无敌三界 Sun Wukong transmigrates by accident, becoming the stone monkey who goes to Mount Fangcun to seek a master and learn the arts. After learning his fate, he decides to slack off and activates a Slacking System. As long as he slacks off in his daily life, he can earn all kinds of bonus rewards!! And so begins his slacking journey. Back then, I begged you to take me as your disciple and you refused. Now I’ve left, so why are you panicking? The six great demons want to swear brotherhood? Come on, you 239Reads6.8Score10714d adds
- 38 Journey to the West: You Call This Sage Sun Wukong? 西游:你管这圣人叫孙悟空? After his soul transmigrated to another world, Qi Xiaosheng was reborn inside the Five-Colored Divine Stone atop Flower-Fruit Mountain, becoming the not-yet-born Sun Wukong. [Ding! Divine-level sign-in System activated!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Sign-in inside the Five-Colored Divine Stone successful. Reward: Chaos Demon Ape bloodline!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Sign-in at Flower-Fruit Mountain successful. Reward: Chaos Battle-Heaven Art!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Sign-in at Water 57Reads6.6Score—14d adds
- 39 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Guard the Peach Garden 西游:开局看守蟠桃园 From the start, I became Sun Wukong and was assigned to guard the Peach Garden. [Ding! Welcome to the strongest Six-Eared Macaque System in history... Sorry, wrong one.] “Stop right there! You think you can just leave?” In Lingxiao Palace, the Jade Emperor paced back and forth anxiously. The Peach Banquet was almost over, and the monkey still hadn’t shown up. “Reporting to Your Majesty: Sun Wukong is standing guard in front of the Peach Garden, taking his job very seriously.” “What???” Crash the 198Reads7.3Score—14d adds
- 40 Journey to the West: I Become a Disciple on Flower-Fruit Mountain, and the Monkey Never Appears 西游:拜师花果山,猴子不出世了 After transmigrating into the world of Journey to the West, Ye Yan discovers that he has landed in the Water Curtain Cave on Flower-Fruit Mountain, and even bound a God-Tier Disciple-Accepting System! As long as he keeps taking on disciples, he can earn all kinds of rewards! And grow stronger without stopping! Ye Yan was just thinking of keeping a low profile and laying low for a while! Inside the Water Curtain Cave. A monkey who knew how to cling to someone’s leg barged in! Well, would you look 175Reads5.7Score—14d adds
- 41 Journey to the West: I Passed Through the Kingdom of Women, and Old Sun Isn’t Leaving 西游:路过女儿国,俺老孙不走了 After dying of overwork, Qitian transmigrates to Journey to the West and merges with Sun Wukong's memories, awakening the Demon Monkey System: refuse to obtain the scriptures for rewards, resist oppression to grow stronger. His peak cultivation is restored from the start. He arrives just as they reach the Kingdom of Women, with the next trial being the fatal “True and False Monkey King” ordeal. Tang Sanzang and Bajie accidentally drink Mother-Child River Water. Qitian waves a mighty hand: “My Bu 417Reads6.1Score10314d adds
- 42 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Became Sun Wukong’s Guardian Daoist 西游:开局成了孙悟空的护道人 “Ding! System scan of Sun Wukong complete. Sign in to receive the Pure Yang Sacred Body!” “Ding! System scan of the Heavenly Ultimate God-Shocking Formation complete. Full copy of all 84,000 formation patterns acquired.” “Ding! Host is in a Desire Realm demon lair. Sign in to receive the Heart of a Demon that has existed for countless eons!” “Ding! Host is in a Sacred Land of Hidden Dao. Sign in to receive 1,000,000 years of cultivation...” A Wu, who transmigrated from another world, unexpectedl 9Reads—Score—14d adds
- 43 Honghuang: From the Start, I Find a Discarded Elixir Beneath Kunlun Mountain 洪荒:开局昆仑山下捡废丹 [Primordial World + Three Xiao Sisters + Wild Imagination + Clones + Synthesis] From the start, it’s a story about an ordinary mortal, but with a synthesis artifact in hand, the whole world is mine! Synthesize the Twelve-Grade Golden Lotus of Merit, the Chaos Bead, a thirty-six-grade lotus platform, and the Hongmeng Measuring Heaven Ruler. Synthesize an inexhaustible supply of Primordial Violet Qi, and the original, his clones, his disciples, and his women can all become Sages. (The timeline in 136Reads6.4Score—14d adds
- 44 I’d Just Transmigrated to Honghuang When I Shot the Eastern Emperor and Ancestral Witches with Arrows 刚穿越洪荒,就箭射东皇和祖巫 Also known as: In the Primordial World, My Wish Is for World Peace Ancestral Dragon: “Come on, do it! If you don't dare, you're a son of a dog!” Yuanfeng: “Why don't you make the first move! I'll lie right here. If you dare touch a single hair on my head, I'll run naked through the Primordial World!” Shiqilin: “If any of you dares hit me, I'll call him Daddy!” Ancestral Shamans: “A bunch of cowards, all bark and no bite!” Dijun: “If you're so tough, come and do it! My brother and I will put our 204Reads7.0Score—14d adds
- 45 Journey to the West: Heaven's Biggest Rebel 西游:天庭大反骨 Sun Wukong: Havoc in Heaven Gu Yue Fang Yuan: Damn, you monkey, take it easy! Yang Jian: Watch for my signal. Nezha: I’m not coming. Yang Jian: Let’s kill Li Jing first. Nezha: Go, go, go! 13Reads—Score—14d adds
- 46 I Started a Chat Group in Journey to the West 我在西游建了个聊天群 [Journey to the West Fanfic] [Comedy + Sharp-Tongued Banter] Lin Zhou, a college student, was playing a game when his computer exploded. When he woke up, he found himself in the world of Journey to the West, right beside Sun Wukong, who was trapped beneath Five Finger Mountain. Just when all hope seemed lost, he activated the “Three Realms Knowledge Jade Slip,” a magical artifact with features like a smartphone. By a twist of fate, he created a chat group with only himself and Sun Wukong in it. 17Reads—Score—14d adds
- 47 Two Monkeys Become Sworn Brothers and Turn Journey to the West Upside Down, Starting with Me 双猴结金兰,掀翻西游从我开始 [No System + Not a power fantasy + Wild imagination + Journey to the West + Investiture of the Gods + Primordial World + Soul transmigration] Lin Yi transmigrates into the Six-Eared Macaque and tries to change his fate, but in the end, the Tathagata still drives him to the brink of death at Spirit Mountain. Consumed by resentment, he finally decides to turn the Journey to the West upside down. He swears brotherhood with Sun Wukong and seizes the throne of the Celestial Emperor. Yet in the strugg —Reads—Score—14d adds
- 48 The Great Sage Is Losing It! Nezha, Bajie, Run! 齐天大圣要疯了,哪吒八戒快点跑 Passion, thrills, comedy, romantic tension, and chuunibyou. This is a story told by a slightly unhinged author... Sun Wukong: Aquarius ♒️ Bro, I only smoke Furongwang and only flirt with gorgeous babes. The flashy, badass young Sun Wukong slaughters his way through the eastern tropics, bathing Sakura Mountain in blood, then becomes sworn brothers with his father-in-law. After Sun Wukong develops dissociative identity disorder, Zhu Bajie and Nezha accompany him to see a doctor. The portal is dam 2Reads—Score—14d adds
- 49 Journey to the West: Senior Brother, Don't Be So Ridiculous 西游中大师兄你别太离谱 Back when they were traveling to fetch the scriptures, Bajie once told him, “The way Erlang Shen Yang Jian looks at you is strange. It’s like he wants to eat you alive.” Back then, he had replied righteously, “You fool, don’t make things up. Yang Jian is my brother. There’s nothing between us.” Now he shares a bed with that very same Yang Jian every day, living like an old married couple while Yang Jian pampers him. He had even tried to refuse him: “Don’t come any closer! I’m a stone monkey. I 155Reads—Score11214d adds
- 50 Journey to the West: From the Start, I Tame Sun Wukong 西游之开局收服孙悟空 Pang Ji accidentally transmigrated to the world of Journey to the West and obtained an Apprentice-Recruiting System. When he learned he was at Fangcun Mountain, he thought to himself, Sorry, Patriarch Bodhi. Sun Wukong is mine. You’ve got so many other disciples, after all. 40Reads5.7Score514d adds

















































