The moment Tang Sanzang opens his eyes after activating the [Pilgrimage Plunder System], he slams the table and jumps to his feet. “I got stewed in each of my first nine lives! This time, I’ll show those demons what ‘Buddha Jumps Over the Wall’ means!”
The White Bone Spirit disguises herself as a village girl and brings him a meal. He swings his monk’s staff at her instead. “Nice try! You’re still trying to deliver ‘Tang Monk Meat’ to my door? Hand over your powers!”
When Red Boy breathes fire, Tang Sanzang calmly takes out the “Fireproof Food Delivery Helmet” he redeemed from the System. “Demon kid, can your fire roast skewers? Lend this humble monk thirty percent of its heat first!”
Sun Wukong watches his master charge after the Spider Demon with his monk’s staff. “Master, you can’t eat that demon!”
Tang Sanzang wipes away his drool. “Quit talking! The spider silk can be woven into a cassock, and the demon core can be stewed with pig’s trotters!”
Zhu Bajie breaks into a sweat. “Master, why not stop eating pork? Fish is good. What about Junior Brother Sha? He’s a fish demon!”
The demons along the Journey to the West are at their wits’ end. They’re all writing A Handbook for Demon Rights: “We’re reporting this! This holy monk has no honor. Weren’t we supposed to eat him? Why is he always trying to eat us instead?”
There is light hidden in the story, and I hope your heart will light up when you read it.
The novels are all so well written, and it looks like they were written by a handsome guy.
[Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] [Laugh and cry] This Tang Monk is amazing, so bad, but I like it
Good idea, worth recommending
The author's writing is very wonderful, with constant laughter throughout the whole process. It makes people feel happy after reading it. It is worth recommending to more people to watch. Five-star praise!
A native born and raised, mouth and tears mixed with tears, go, you are lol-l-l-l-l-ah