“Kid, are you really willing to die like this, for nothing?”
A hoarse voice, belonging to a monkey, echoed in his mind.
“This child has had a hard life too,” sighed a handsome man with three eyes.
“What are you two wasting time for? I like this kid. Little one, would you be willing to become this prince’s spirit shrine? Never mind, no need to say more. Here.”
The other one, a cool-faced youth standing on wind-and-fire wheels, folded his arms and spoke as if to himself. Ignoring the others, he raised his right hand, plunged it into his chest, and pulled out a jade bead glowing with spiritual energy. He tossed it at the child, and it sank straight into his chest.
“Hey, hey, hey! I found this kid first. Who do you think you are, you brat?”
The monkey was immediately displeased. He raised his long-haired right hand and pointed two fingers at the center of his brow. A glimmer of golden light appeared. The monkey pointed at the child from afar, and the golden light shot into the child’s forehead and vanished.
“If there’s a good thing like this, you can’t leave it to just the two of you. Count me in. I’ll have some fun too, hahahahaha!”
The handsome three-eyed man slapped his own lower abdomen and grabbed hard. When he raised his hand again, a tiny human-shaped phantom lay in his palm. He thrust his palm forward, and the little figure slipped into the child’s belly.
“Me? Cough, cough! I... I’m not dead?”
When he woke at dawn, he found himself lying on a desolate riverbank. The Yangtze was not far away, but he clearly remembered jumping into it!
Suddenly, a fat monk appeared in front of him.
What was going on?
A sharp pain struck the boy’s mind, and he fell unconscious once again...
It's hard to see, there's no logic at all
Very good, come on Come on, I quite like it
Forcibly reducing intelligence in order to write a plot