Journey to the West: I, Sun Wukong, Slack Off and Dominate the Three Realms

Sun Wukong transmigrates by accident,

becoming the stone monkey who goes to Mount Fangcun to seek a master and learn the arts.

After learning his fate, he decides to slack off and activates a Slacking System.

As long as he slacks off in his daily life, he can earn all kinds of bonus rewards!!

And so begins his slacking journey.

Back then, I begged you to take me as your disciple and you refused. Now I’ve left, so why are you panicking?

The six great demons want to swear brotherhood?

Come on, you can be the six major shareholders of Flower-Fruit Mountain!

They want me to take an official post in the Heavenly Court?

I’m slacking off, I’m slacking off. I, Old Sun, won’t resist. So what if I go to Heaven and take an official post…

The stories of the Great Sage Who Slacks Off spread throughout the Three Realms.

At the same time, all kinds of bonus rewards kick in.

Ding! Daily slacking detected. Bonus reward: ten thousand years of cultivation!

Ding! Smoking, drinking, playing billiards, and neglecting your duties detected. Bonus rewards: one drop of Pangu’s blood essence and the Heavenly Spirits and Earthly Fiends arts!

Ding! Leading ten thousand demons in slacking off detected. Bonus reward: the Primordial One Qi Formation, which refines threads of chaos into innate spiritual energy and reverses yin and yang!

Ding! Becoming the Heavenly Court’s number-one slacker detected. Bonus reward: the Primordial Barrier-Breaking Cauldron. Within the primordial chaos, it can suppress all laws and break all restrictions. Shattering the constraints of the Investiture of the Gods is no challenge!

The Great Chaos Dao Scripture, the Chaos Pearl, Pangu’s blood essence, the Twelve-Rank Black Lotus of Destruction, the Six-Soul Banner, the Chaos Bell, the Heaven-Opening Axe, the Earth-Splitting Chisel…

All demons submit, the Four Seas stand in awe, and the Monkey King is honored as the Demon Emperor!

When the gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms finally lose patience with the slow pace of the Journey to the West and set out to conquer Flower-Fruit Mountain,

the Great Sage bursts onto the scene and forcefully suppresses the Three Realms!!!

[A funny contrast-driven story with a lighthearted, upbeat tone~]