No Online Dating, Little Kitty

1.

Chi Su is a pure-white Napoleon cat. Every day, he eats his fill and sleeps at the university, then wakes up and eats some more, accepting treats from the students.

One day, his most familiar caretaker suddenly burst into tears while feeding him, murmuring, "Shang Zhixing is such a scumbag..."

Chi Su was shocked. Seeing his caretaker sob so hard she could barely catch her breath, he decided to avenge her.

But demons can't hit people, and as a cat, he certainly couldn't bully anyone. Racking his brains, Chi Su spotted a guy in the university's Ninth Bar getting drunk after being tricked in an online romance...

2.

Five days later, Chi Su, his brain cells exhausted, set his phone down on the sofa and pressed his lips together in frustration.

Shang Zhixing was impossible to persuade, and he'd even blocked him!

So angry that he was about to boil over, Chi Su changed his profile picture to his own little cat paw, trying to cool off.

Then a red dot suddenly appeared beside a contact.

Shang Zhixing: You there? Let me see the cat.

Chi Su: ?

You're such a domineering jerk, and you're actually a cat person.

3.

Shang Zhixing had been having a run of bad luck lately. Not only was he being pestered by a girl with a bizarre profile picture, but the pure-white Napoleon Munchkin cat he liked best at school had started ignoring him too.

At first, he thought the little cat simply wasn't friendly. But when he saw it turn around and expose its belly to someone else, Shang Zhixing felt terribly jealous.

By a lucky coincidence, he discovered that the girl with the bizarre profile picture he'd blocked had changed it to a picture of the haughty little cat's paw! He humbly asked her for advice, and the next day, he managed to pet the cat.

But the price was that he had to chat with her...

4.

Chi Su was selling his charms as a cat while chatting with Shang Zhixing, and at long last, the moment for their online romance to become an in-person meeting arrived! Then he unexpectedly learned the truth: Shang Zhixing wasn't a scumbag!

Chi Su was stunned. He realized he'd made a terrible mistake. After thinking it over, he decided to sincerely apologize to the cat person and try to earn his forgiveness.

Shang Zhixing: ? It's fine.

Shang Zhixing: Let me bury my face in you for a bit.

Some time later, the fair-skinned young man was pinned against the floor-to-ceiling window, thrust into until his cries broke into sobs, while a head burrowed deep into his lower belly.

"Mmm... stop sucking..."

"Let me bury my face in you a little longer."

"Mmm..."

[A silly, easily flustered cat bottom and a top who seems aloof but is actually a cat person]

Reader's Guide:

1. They are each other's first and only, in both body and heart. The top has never been in a relationship and never cheated on anyone. It was all a misunderstanding.

2. The bottom is a silly little cat who wants to do the right thing. I hope you'll be understanding of him.

If you enjoy reading this, it's my good fortune. If you don't, I'll do my best to make adjustments and present it better.

The first version of this blurb was written on March 12, 2025.

Coming Soon: The Lop-Eared Rabbit Who Became His Nemesis After Death

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In the three hundredth year of the Tianzhao era, Shen Guanlian sacrificed himself for the Dao and died.

Fifteen years later, he came back to life in a bizarre turn of events, transformed into a...

fluffy, soft lop-eared rabbit.

Before he could figure out what was going on, someone picked him up and said they were going to present him to the leader of the Immortal Alliance.

Shen Guanlian: "...Squeak?" Who?

His mortal enemy, Pei Wuyi.

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Rumor had it that the cold, heartless supreme leader of the Immortal Alliance once had a beloved Daoist partner.

After "she" died, Pei Wuyi was shattered with grief. He hung her portrait high atop the Alliance Leader's Peak, facing it day after day, like a walking corpse.

After being presented as a lop-eared rabbit and settling down by Pei Wuyi's side, Shen Guanlian discovered the rumors were true.

Pei Wuyi really did look heartbroken.

He would leave his wounds untreated, letting blood pour from them. He would stare blankly at the empty seat across from him, smiling as if lost in a daze.

Or, on a rainy night, he might gaze at the desolate darkness for a long while before finally saying:

"...She's really dead."

The lop-eared rabbit: "Squeak."

He looks beyond saving.

Yet despite his grief, Pei Wuyi managed the affairs of the Immortal Alliance with admirable order.

One day, an elder from a sect praised him: "If the Alliance Leader's wife can see you from beyond the grave, she can depart in peace, knowing you're doing so well."

That day, the lop-eared rabbit sat beside Pei Wuyi and watched him write a sentence.

[Slaughter the world.]

Oh no. He's gone mad!

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To keep the world safe, Shen Guanlian had no choice but to go see the "Alliance Leader's wife."

That night, while Pei Wuyi was in seclusion, he quietly slipped into the secret chamber.

The famous portrait hung silently there, facing away from him.

Holding his breath, Shen Guanlian gently turned the scroll around...

The person in the painting wore snow-white Daoist robes. His hair was as dark as ink, and his eyes held a cool, compassionate sorrow. Snow clung to his long lashes as he lowered his gaze. His beauty was beyond compare.

The blood in Shen Guanlian's body suddenly turned to ice.

It was unmistakably...

himself at seventeen, before he sacrificed himself for the Dao.

#The solution to saving the world turns out to be yourself

#Why isn't this like sacrificing yourself for the Dao at all!

A compassionate bottom with a strong sense of justice and a slightly adorable side, paired with a somewhat unhinged, brooding top

Theme: In the end, they meet the light