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[Football] Florida Has No Room for Idlers [足球]佛罗里达不养闲人
Ryan, a Floridian, 20 years old, plays for Orlando City. One day, after his team wins a match by a huge margin, he swims into a zoo that night to beat up alligators and gets caught. The only one kind enough to bail him out is the Brazilian Saint of a teammate: “Come on, make a clean breast of it and you'll be treated leniently.” Protagonist: “Yeah, I've been beating up alligators since two years ago.” Kaka draws a sharp breath: “You're so cruel.” Protagonist: “If wild alligators can beat up
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[Football] How Could You Not Love This Beautiful Game? [足球]如此蹴鞠,怎能不爱
* A collection of random ideas, short stories, strange crossovers, and rambling thoughts * There may be content that bothers you, though I don’t know what. One idea might be harmless, but the next could be a thunderbolt from the heavens, so please pay attention to chapter warnings and feel free to flag things in the comments. * Expect things like evil directions, evil protagonists, evil plots, unethical behavior (do not imitate), abstract behavior (do not imitate), boxing championships, polyam
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[Football] I’m Just That Good at Assists [足球]我就是能助攻
Pinned: Can you all call me Feng Sibei? I can’t change my pen name right now, but I want it to be Feng Sibei. Thanks, girls! Also known as: The Spineless Midfielder Play Football! All you need is legs! A sharp-tongued football fan transmigrates into a Bayern youth forward with a broken ankle. His running is youth-team level, and his shooting is neighborhood-pitch level. On the first day of his recovery, the club’s youth director tries to get him to quit. The story starts on hell difficulty!
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[Football] I Really Want to Get Sacked [足球]真的想下课
Ethan Stock, England's iron-willed captain. After overcoming one obstacle after another and finally leading England to the European Championship title, he promptly retired on the spot for health reasons. But what greeted him afterward was his teammates' wailing: "Please, Ethan, save England!" Ethan: "? Hello?" * He struggled to get England out of the group stage, then happily prepared to step down. The FA: "Please, please! Just take us through the knockout rounds!" When Ethan finally managed
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[Football] I Woke Up to Inherit a League Two Team [足球]一觉醒来继承了一支英乙球队
The main story is complete. Bonus chapters will be posted whenever I get around to them. Ping Qiong woke up one day to discover she'd inherited a team that had fallen from the Premier League to League Two. Her main quest was to drag the team back into the Premier League. But the club was currently three hundred million pounds in debt! Most of the staff had left, and she was practically the entire back-office team. Ping Qiong: What do I do? This team looks like it's about to go under. This story
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Winter Is a Football Outsider [足球]温特是个外行
[Warning: This story is all about fun and dark humor. There is little realistic match coverage, and the relationships between characters are heavily shaped by subjective interpretation. Read with caution, dear readers! Some deliberately over-the-top scenes may hit a nerve!] [I'm still working out the outline. Updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk!] Winter is a football player. He has a dream: to become one of the world's top football managers. One day, he receives a game called [M
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[Football] If You Don't Play, You Can't Not Play [足球]不踢球就能不踢球
!!! A gag-filled, joke-driven outline-style story, written purely for fun !!! [For the blurb, see Chapter Three] I write whatever comes to mind, and go wherever the story takes me. Total freedom! I know nothing about soccer, so expect bugs everywhere. Please note that this isn't suitable for fans of teams or players, or for anyone who takes things too seriously. It's very absurd, so leave your brain at the door... Most protagonists may have no names, incomplete character settings, no real purpo
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[Football] What Should I Do When My Teammates Keep Dreaming I Beat Them Up? [足球]队友总梦到我揍他们怎么办?
[Free to read! ◆ New story: [Football] Fortune-Telling as My Main Job, Football on the Side ◆ Upcoming: [Football] The Comeback System Shows Up When I’m About to Retire] ★ Enrique, a homegrown Real Madrid defender from the club’s youth academy, is a widely admired gentleman of Football. He’s handsome, good-tempered, warm, friendly, and always willing to help. Everyone on the team likes him. Lately, though, every player keeps dreaming that Enrique chews them out or pins them down and beats them
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[Football] I’ll Retire Once I’ve Made Enough Money [足球]赚够了钱就退役
[Main story complete. Bonus chapters will be updated whenever inspiration strikes. Paid bonus chapters may be purchased depending on circumstances. I'll lower the paid-to-free ratio; not buying the paid bonus chapters won't affect your access to the free ones.] Li Shu was an ordinary wage earner in his previous life. The only unusual thing about him was that he died a little too young. In this life, he's still an ordinary wage earner. The only unusual thing is that he works as a goalkeeper. His
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Cuju Side Stories: A Place to Store My Ideas 蹴鞠番外脑洞存放处
🦴 Soup kitchen: I'll write whenever I have time and add new ideas as they come. A few short outlines and some bonus chapters * Red is a lucky color, a color of happiness, a color of victory, and a good omen TT Theme: The more teams you root for, the more shit you eat
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[Football] Wait, Was the Game I Played a Bootleg?! [足球]啊我玩的原来是盗版游戏啊!?!
Wait, what?! This can't be right! After getting rejected by an NPC yet again, the player finally snapped! Isn't this how you raise affection in a damn game? You just chat with them, and they enjoy it. Shouldn't their affection go up? Every time I chat with you, you laugh your head off. I've chatted with you for so long, and today you tell me you want to stay with Milan forever? You say you want to stay in Milan and forage for wild greens? What is that supposed to mean?! The player was confuse
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Football Has Really Ruined XXX's Life! 足球真是害惨了XXX啊!
Next door, “[Football] Start Your Simulation Life Game” has bonus chapters with both timely and ordinary plot bunnies. There are men and women, BL and BG, and lots of characters. No. 1: Bran only went to Portugal to visit family, but accidentally fell asleep while waiting for a ride at the airport. When he woke up, he found himself in an unfamiliar room, at least ten years younger. Then a giant glowing orb spoke in human language: [Congratulations, Host! You’ve arrived in 1990! This is Madeira I
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[Football] Start Your Life Simulation Game [足球]开启你的模拟人生游戏
You open The Sims Game (Soccer Mod Edition). The first time you randomize, you get Player A: looks S+ (superstar), match reading S+ (world-class), temperament S+ (powder keg), sportsmanship S+ (saint on the pitch). You begin your first playthrough: [Player A joins La Fabrica's youth academy at age 8 and switches from defensive midfielder to attacking midfielder.] [Player A moves up to Castilla, becomes a central midfielder, and wins the Golden Boy award.] [Player A joins Real Madrid's first team
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[Football] Play the Simulator However You Like [足球]模拟器就要随心玩
[First Playthrough (Complete)] Chuunibyou Wants to Play Soccer Too! Leonhard Kreutz, character traits: Dark Emperor, Evil Eye; club: Schalke 04; national team: Germany [Second Playthrough (Updating)] Can a Setter Switch to Playing Midfield? Tommaso Rinaldi, character traits: Master of Languages, One-Touch Passing; clubs: Lazio, AC Milan; national team: Italy [Third Playthrough] Waiting for Godot? I'm Godot! Julian De Wilde, character traits: Player of Life, Improv Theater; clubs: River Plate, Ma
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[Football] Choose Your Simulated Ending [足球]请选择你的模拟结局
What ending will you reach in this pixel-art soccer life game? A [Falling Star] : You become famous young and amaze the world, only to retire at the height of your career, leaving behind an everlasting sense of regret. B [The Rejected Heir] : A product of an elite academy, your skills reach the pinnacle, while your pride makes you impossible to tame. Those who love you worship you like a god; those who hate you look down on you with contempt. C [The Godfather Behind the Scenes] : After retiri
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[Football] In the Name of Genius [足球]天才的名义
* Each arc is independent, mostly featuring relatives of football players. There are single-couple, multiple-couple, and no-couple stories. * Matthaus's son, Ma Xiaozui; the Bayern little emperor forces Klose into a relationship. * The bitter little Bayern player falls for Milan and loves digging for wild vegetables, making his childhood friend Lahm cry. * The Shevchenko brothers; A Dream Left Behind at Stamford Bridge; no pairing. * Piero's son, Xiao Luo, makes a bold move into the Premier Leag
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Why Does This Football Simulator Feel So Weird? 足球模拟器怎么不太对劲?
A System drops from the sky and forces you to play a football simulator game. But the more you play, the more wrong it feels. Aren't you the protagonist?! Shouldn't you just puff out your chest and make the Big Ears Cup and the World Cup bow down before you? What are all these things? [Iron Man]: Don't get the wrong idea, it has nothing to do with Iron Man. This is a football game, not a battle against aliens. But the actual effect is pretty much the same. [Locker-Room Menace]: Morality on a par
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Football: A Collection of Bonus Stories 足球 各种小番外
A storage spot for all sorts of extra-story ideas~~ Theme: Fun is so much fun!
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[Football] I Love You, I Was Just Pretending [足球]爱你,我装的
Ashley in the Bundesliga No feelings, just technique. A true player through and through. Love or no love, it's all down to fate. Your girl can kick a ball, too. Ashley: When in doubt, just start a romance and call it a day. A story about an American third-generation heiress and mean girl, and a bunch of uptight, secretly passionate German boys. #Just how many young Bundesliga players did player Ashley Cole mess around with?# Post 1: Let's just say the Bu
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[Football] A Sweet Trap [足球]甜蜜陷阱
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Adrian's Bonus Stories 阿德里安的番外集
Renamed so people won't have trouble finding it. [Locked chapters mean the content is being revised!] A collection of extras for the story next door, Hang-Guy Doesn't Even Pretend Anymore. All my story ideas will go here, dropping at irregular intervals~ [Note] There will be some alternate-universe stories with romance. If there are, it will usually be made clear in the title and opening, so feel free to pick and choose. Theme: Avoid going bald
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[Football] The Cheater Has Stopped Even Pretending [足球]挂哥演都不演了
Adrian Xiela, an employee at Stark Industries. What office drone could resist opening Football Life during work hours and happily slacking off? [Warnings] Hard-core fans of the team and players, stay away / OOC / stream of consciousness / few matches / artsy / chuunibyou / everyone except the protagonist is melodramatic (highlighted!) Warnings have been given in advance, so no liability. If it's not your thing, just click the X! Let's not torture each other... This is a free story, so ratings o
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My Husband Keeps Dying Young and Leaving Me an Inheritance 我老公总是英年早逝留下遗产
[The bonus epilogue "Muzan Watches the Show" is complete at 30,000 characters. Any updates are just typo fixes.] [A Mary Sue harem story about “getting promoted, getting rich, and having a harem after death; when my husband dies, I ascend the throne.” Many husbands die, leading to an arrow-pierced-heart battlefield of love. You don't need to know the original work to follow along. It's a long story, so read as you go.] [Blurb] Chutao played a dating game. The starting map was Heian-kyo, she co
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Romance Conquest, but I'm the Villainess 恋爱攻略,但恶毒女配
It was an ordinary day. You spent 9.99 on a full-dive romance game called Villainess, Charge Ahead. [Game Description]: Players enter different story scenarios in different levels, play the villainess, win over a variety of targets, and experience sweet romance plots. You entered the game. [Welcome] You dressed yourself up. [Beauty +1] You sexually harassed a handsome NPC. [Reputation -1000] You unlocked the NPC’s romance ending. [Temperament -500] [Reputation -1000] … You did not comple
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[Korean Showbiz] Scandal Simulator [韩娱]黑料模拟器
- Important warning: Especially unfriendly to male idols. Hardcore fans, stay away. [Sweet, innocent readers, keep out. Extremely OOC. No real people are harmed. Just for fun, and every scandal is true.] (I will write it... at least I'll finish what's in the synopsis.) You're bored. But after downloading [Scandal Simulator], you discover a whole new world. Random characters, random lives. Experience the entertainment industry through different lives. [Ending 1: Warrior of Pure Hatred] [Your
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[Korean Showbiz] The Shameless Simulator 【韩娱】缺德模拟器
Reader Advisory: For readers who enjoy morally dubious fun, with out-of-character portrayals and every scandal treated as true. MMR fans, stay away. Easy Mode Walkthrough. First Playthrough: Celestial Dragon, unlock the Villainess achievement. Second Playthrough: Visual, unlock the K-pop Female Lead achievement. P.S. I finally had time to write up the game I played with my friends. This is an extremely loose simulator. Theme: Live however you please
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