A Record of What I’ve Read Lately [For Personal Use] 记录一下最近看过的文【自用】

1. 1 卡 What Should I Do If I Get Stuck in a Human Jar? 卡进人缸怎么办 When Shall I Set Out for the Hundred Rivers何时赴百川Danmei (BL)507k WordsOngoing 4.9kFavorites2.7kClicks/ch42.9kGifts

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   A righteous and physically challenged legendary office worker (uke) vs. A male ghost mermaid (seme) undergoing pseudo-human evolution (seme). Still delicious non-human, I really liked the previous title, "Fish Raises Me." The uke is a poor, unfortunate working-class man with a strong sense of social morality but low socialization. He wears many hats, acts as an undercover agent, and has many bosses, but he has his own ulterior motives. In fact, someone with low socialization who doesn't understand the unspoken meanings of others is unlikely to be valued, but the uke's fists can overcome these minor shortcomings. The seme is probably the top fighter in the book. He lacks morality but has immense destructive power, and while he's not particularly bright, he loves to act cute. I mean, he's not used to thinking and acts purely on instinct, not that he's mentally challenged. His learning ability is quite strong, and his current socialization level has surpassed the uke's, although he occasionally still exhibits pseudo-human traits. This is supposed to be a very long story, and the romance and plot are only just beginning. I didn't quite understand the plot, so I just moved on. All I know is that the protagonist is very handsome, has a strong personality, and has suffered a lot of battle damage. The romance is what made me follow this story. The human-like intimacy is very well written. There's the protagonist's mouthbrooding behavior towards the protagonist (the parent fish hides its eggs and fry in its mouth), the mucus feeding behavior, and the protagonist even swallowing the protagonist's testicles (the protagonist has a strong appetite for the protagonist, which in a sense satisfies his desires). Moreover, although the human-like intimacy is very strong, the protagonist doesn't understand lust. His feelings for the protagonist are always a mixture of pity, interest, and appetite. Love precedes desire, making it a surprisingly pure love. Currently: Top to Bottom: Don't abandon me, I can be your lover, friend, mother, cub, pet, tool. The bottom is the top: You are my friend (running away). PS: The word "mother" mainly refers to the behaviors such as mouth incubation and mucus feeding that occur when the dominant feels great pity for the submissive. These are all behaviors that fish use to raise their young. When he hides the submissive inside his body, he will also use a soft tube to insert into the submissive's throat to deliver oxygen, and at this time the submissive is unconscious. This form really looks like returning to the mother's body (not really). PPS: This story features a handsome seme and a handsome uke (in human form, but the seme's face often appears physically cracked). The uke is a tall, handsome man over 1.8 Meters tall, but there is a height and body size difference between him and the seme, whether in human or fish form. The seme is slightly clay-like, but it's within my acceptable range.

2. 2 如 How to Properly Lull a Tyrant to Sleep 如何正确哄睡暴君 Nan Ge Yu Zhuan南歌玉转Danmei (BL)389k WordsCompleted The main story is complete. Extra-long bonus chapters and revisions in progress. A flirtatious concubine who can turn anything, whether wholesome or dirty, into something erotic X a cold-blooded, merciless, terrifying, violent, axe-crazy emperor who can chop people down like vegetables and makes everyone tremble at the mere mention of him. Shen Ling transmigrates and becomes an openly acknowledged spy, sent by his villainous older brother to infiltrate the Tyrant's side. The Tyrant is cruel an 83.2kFavorites68.5kClicks/ch157.1kGifts

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   An optimistic and kind-hearted but forced (?) To be a lewd concubine (shou) vs. A cold-blooded and violent emperor driven to madness (gong). It's a dual transmigration story. The shou transmigrates to redeem and heal his fellow villager who has become mentally unstable, but they only recognize each other at the end. The gong discovers this early on but keeps it a secret. The whole story is lighthearted and humorous. The early part is funny with a touch of oppression. The shou becoming a lewd concubine is, in my opinion, a bit like being forced into male prostitution, and it's even a 007 work schedule [lying down]. The gong is also very mentally unstable and doesn't act like a human being in the early part. There's a death ruse in the middle, with the gong faking his death and the shou escaping for real. Later, when the emperor finds them and they start dating, it's very cute. The part where the emperor tries to escape twice when he first comes is hilarious. The romance is the kind I really like, where two people are very affectionate. Listening to this relaxed romance is like a sweet treat. Under the healing power of this sweet treat, the emperor becomes more amiable (?) And slowly regains some of his former self. In the very late stages, a system appears to help resolve the emperor's inner conflicts and allow the fellow villager to recognize each other. The epilogue returns to the modern era. PS: The two main characters engage in eroticism throughout the entire story, but the emotionless, 007-style eroticism in the early stages was really uninteresting and a bit depressing, so I'll give it three stars for friendship. Later on, the romance is quite cute and the eroticism becomes comedic, to the point where the two main characters take turns taking drugs to prove themselves, which is truly admirable [clasped hands]. But the romance is still quite cute, so I'll give it five stars for the later stages and four stars overall.

3. 3 被 After the Villain Coaxed Me 被反派诱哄后 Lu Bajin鹿八今Danmei (BL)390k WordsCompleted New advance release: My Pitiful Male Consort, the Vile God's Husband. Please add it to your reading list! [Blurb] High school student Song Zide accidentally transmigrates into a cultivation-and-leveling novel about a destined hero. With no power or connections, he confidently believes that, since he knows the plot, he can trample the destined hero underfoot. But he fails the imperial exams twice. With barely enough travel money left, and pockets emptier than his face, he has no choice but to s 3.2kFavorites2kClicks/ch3.9kGifts

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   A poor, clueless uke vs. A gentle, hypocritical, and scheming seme. It's a story of a seemingly gentle seme toying with a genuinely clueless uke until he falls for him. There's a hint of coercion, but it's mostly about seduction. The emotions are portrayed quite delicately, allowing you to feel the seme's evolving feelings for the uke. Because of the uke's personality, despite the significant power imbalance and coercion, the story isn't overly angsty and is even a bit funny. The presence of an incredibly confident, optimistic, and sometimes sarcastic uke balances the atmosphere, making it difficult to feel truly angsty. A cute, clueless uke paired with a scheming, malevolent seme is quite appealing [droopy-eared rabbit head]. Note that the first encounter is purely coercive; the seme will suffer later when the uke escapes. PS: Although he is a bit slow, it doesn't stop him from being a very hardworking and ambitious person. He earned his official position through ten years of hard study. After becoming an official, he will work hard to repay his hometown. He is just not good at interpersonal relationships, but you can't blame him for that. The fact that people from his hometown raised a child who was fed by many families shows how much they doted on him. PPS: I didn't like the first side story. The premise was interesting, but the writing was a bit strange. The second side story, about childhood sweethearts, was very cute, but it ended abruptly [laughing and crying with face covered].

4. 4 清21+ The Pure-Hearted College Boy Fell for Flawed Me 清纯男大爱上微瑕的我 Color Difference有色差Danmei (BL)68k WordsCompleted 218Favorites528Clicks/ch159Gifts

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   A pure and innocent young man (?) Is the seme, while a slightly flawed and depressed CEO is the uke. The flaws are like a stomach ache, and the young man's appearance is like a stomach ache. This is a free, short, melodramatic story with interesting plot twists. P. S.: The protagonist is not a virgin, and the story is a dark and unhealthy romance. PPS: It's really quite good. It's short and concise, and the plot is full of ups and downs even in tens of thousands of words. After finishing it, I went to check out the author's column. I'm currently following the serialized version, which is just so-so [eating melon emoji].

5. 5 如 How to Raise the Last Human in the Universe 如何饲养宇宙最后的人类 Lamp Beneath the Trees林下灯Danmei (BL)393k WordsOngoing [Breaking News: A Patrol Ship Found a Human in Hibernation Inside a Black Hole! The Church Is Providing All Possible Treatment…] [The human has regained consciousness. Can this extinct species bring us a chance at a new beginning?] [The Church has urgently established a Human Research Affairs Bureau, with a priest appointed as its director] [The Bureau has officially announced the human’s name and unveiled its human cultivation plan] … Ding Yi closed the news window and looked up at the human i 18.2kFavorites13.2kClicks/ch28kGifts

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   A human bottom versus a non-human priest top—the attributes are hard to summarize, but it's definitely a non-human story. The top looks like a nerve cell and basically appears in its original form in the later stages, even during sex. He'll even physically cut himself in half if he can't penetrate [laughing and crying emoji] (their race often cuts and eats themselves, turning their body parts or family members into furniture or specimens, so don't worry). Due to their different perspectives, the two characters have completely different scripts. The top has a sweet, healing script, focusing on raising the bottom, pretending to be stupid, and trying to win over the fragile humans to get his wife. The bottom has a forced love script, experiencing being kept in the dark, discovering the truth, resisting, negotiating, being seduced and turned, escaping by stealing someone else's identity, and ultimately being swallowed and hidden by the top before being captured [shut up emoji]. After being captured, the sweet romance script finally triumphs over the forced love script. The human and the monster reach a consensus: the priest gloriously falls, ignoring the hardships of helping humans successfully cancel their identities, and then begins a sweet life of gene synthesis to create little monsters and explore the truth of the world's origin. In short, this is still a sweet story about a non-human priest being seduced and corrupted by humans (?). PS: This story features atypical pregnancy. The male lead is obsessed with creating a child with the female lead; if you really want to count it, it should be considered the male lead's pregnancy since it's nurtured with his own flesh and blood. However, this mad scientist-like method of creating children naturally involves more than one generation. Starting with the first generation that survived, the first generation was created by the male lead without the female lead's knowledge. They were identified as mindless, pure idiots, and there are many of them; they are currently planted in the park as greenery. The second generation, having grown into a pure fleshy ball with the ability to devour cancer cells, was rejected by the female lead; whether they can survive is still unknown. Whether a third or fourth generation will appear is also unknown. PPS: Although the protagonist's actions of creating a child seem unreasonable and cruel, there is a reason for it all. The specific reason is a bit complicated, so please read the story. If the two of them can successfully create an intelligent life form, it will be equivalent to saving the protagonist's race. The story is not far from its end.

6. 6 老 I’m Sorry, Honey 老公对不起 A Feast of Chaos乌合之宴Danmei (BL)447k WordsCompleted Manyu has been married to her husband for three years, and has been sneered at and looked down on by him for all three, because her husband has an unattainable white moonlight in his heart. Everyone knows that her husband spent years groveling after his white moonlight, just like countless other admirers, without getting so much as a glance in return. Only then did he settle for marrying her. Manyu is a timid, conventional pushover who doesn't even dare to ask for a divorce. All she can do is mu 304.8kFavorites296.1kClicks/ch563.9kGifts

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   A submissive, insecure housewife (uke) versus a highly aggressive, low-class, manipulative, and manipulative seme (uke). This story was written for the sake of the plot, and the author's mind is dominated by minor details, with occasional raunchy or eccentric writing. The plot and character development are increasingly outrageous, the villains are neurotic and stereotypical, and some descriptions are vulgar due to the author's personal preferences. To satisfy the author's trope of infidelity, the uke initially acts cowardly and cheats, but refuses to divorce, prioritizing his family. However, considering that his husband has been cheating for a long time, the uke still devotes himself to his family. It must be said that the uke treats infidelity equally. The protagonist's character is the complete opposite of the other's. The other is so weak that everyone can bully him, while the protagonist is so arrogant that he bullies everyone. This story can be said to have only two highlights: first, the protagonist tortures everyone as an emperor; second, he is a perverted and rampant pervert who harasses the other. The first one can be considered funny, since evil people always have their own evil to deal with, and it's quite interesting to watch him go crazy and torture others. The second one is just too explicit, so much so that I wanted to vomit. The author went all out and forgot about romance, switching between comedy and explicit content, making it difficult for me to skip some chapters. The explicit content in the early chapters made me lose interest, and I had already dropped the story once. Even when I picked it up again, I didn't read the earlier chapters about the affair. Considering that the plot and characters were funny enough and I skipped around, I could have given it four stars. But the extra chapter, "if childhood friends," was a complete shock. At least the emotional intensity in the later chapters was sufficient, but what was the extra chapter doing? What were those two perverts doing? Writing the other as the protagonist's sex toy was really interesting. I didn't come to JJ to read erotic novels. If you're so sexually repressed, you might as well read real erotic novels.

7. 7 泥 Mud Doll 泥娃娃 Piao Zuoyou朴左右Danmei (BL)215k WordsCompleted Blurb: In his final year of high school, Xia Qi's neighbor's older brother came back for the summer. The older brother taught Xia Qi to draw, helped him with his studies, took him for walks by the sea, bought him suppressants when he went into heat, and carried him to watch the sunrise while he slept. He was a steady and reliable adult. No one had ever been so good to Xia Qi. To keep the older brother by his side, Xia Qi lied. He confessed to him. - A well-behav 4.5kFavorites2.2kClicks/ch5.3kGifts

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   A gentle, nurturing hen-like top vs. A pitiful, adorable chick-like bottom. It's a novel animal-themed story, and while it might feel a bit cheesy at first, it's actually quite healing. The two characters are intertwined like vines, growing together. It's a simple story of the top raising the bottom anew, going through a period of emotional turmoil, and eventually getting together. The emotions are written with such delicate detail and warmth; you can really feel the process of their feelings changing [please]. The bottom is usually obedient and very dependent on the top, so when the top knows the bottom isn't interested but still confesses, causing him distress, the top silently calls the bottom "bad baby" in his heart, which is so touching. The top's occasional gentle, ghostly side is also very appealing [covering face and peeking]. The changes in the bottom between the beginning and the end are very moving. Teacher Song, you are a wonderful hen [three-colored cat head]. PS: Actually, this is still a comedy. The author kept playing the "stomach-nourishing" trope with the seme, which made me laugh so hard. The seme is really impotent; he needs injections to mark his penis and medication to get an erection. Moreover, because his condition is rare, it made the newspapers and more than 80% of the population in the country knew that he was impotent [covering face and laughing]. Fortunately, the uke is very, very sensitive, so isn't that a perfect match? (I can't help but laugh when I think about how they have a refrigerator full of needles and medicine.) PPS: The uke's pheromones smell like paper. The new doujinshi has a faint and pure bittersweet scent. The seme smells like face powder. The main point is the contrast (but not really).

8. 8 作 After the High-Maintenance Darling Was Dumped 作精被抛弃之后 Big Bowl of Fluffy Shaved Ice大碗绵绵冰Danmei (BL)210k WordsCompleted Coming in late November: Bad Temper and a Block of Wood. *Older man/younger man, slightly unhinged | a touch of wall-papering | a hint of melodrama [The full novel costs only 4.5 yuan!] A silly, spoiled, pretty wife who is the receiving partner VS a self-serving, stubborn, arrogant top Song Yang had nothing to his name. After accidentally saving Li Xiangwen's life, he rose to the top and became a spoiled brat everyone gave a wide berth. Whenever he caused troubl 5.8kFavorites3.3kClicks/ch2.8kGifts

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   A story of a clumsy, adorable, and dramatic bottom versus a stubborn, selfish, and arrogant top. It's a slightly melodramatic, two-person romance novel with plenty of laughs, bittersweet moments, and sweet moments, but overall sweeter than sour. The characters are well-developed and the interactions are very engaging. The angst stems primarily from the bottom's family background. Initially, the bottom genuinely treats the top like a brother. A crucial point of conflict arises when he discovers the top's plan to maintain him as a mistress after a superficial marriage. It's at this point that the top confesses his feelings for him. Later, the top misunderstands the bottom's boyfriend and doesn't hesitate to become the mistress himself, comparing him to his boyfriend. In this aspect, the top is utterly immoral. Overall, aside from his stubbornness, the top is quite proactive, making him a rather appealing pair with the clumsy, dramatic, and affectionate bottom. Duo Duo (the bottom) could actually be called Cute Duo [glasses]. PS: The author focused on the emotional entanglement between the two characters, which resulted in no real confrontation with the villain. The process of dealing with the villain was only briefly described, which was a bit frustrating. However, after inquiring, the author provided a comment and supplement (mainly about the fate of the scumbag father).

9. 9 掉 After My Secret Identity Was Exposed, My Wife Ran Away 掉马后，老婆被吓跑了 Little Pomelo小文旦Danmei (BL)377k WordsCompleted Xiang Zhen was a sunflower from the mountains who had become a spirit. The most important thing for a spirit was fitting into human society. Before long, he met a handsome god of a man who was like the sun. He couldn’t take his eyes off him. According to the “Adult’s Guide,” this meant he had to get married right away. His husband was poor but ridiculously handsome. Xiang Zhen took him to live in a rental and resolved to make a fortune. * Zhou Sicheng was the CEO of a multinational corporation. 141.6kFavorites133.5kClicks/ch318kGifts

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   Part Two: The side story featuring a modified version of the construction site seme paired with a beautiful barista uke is also good. Coffee beans and sunflowers are in the same vein, transforming the capitalist husband [glasses]. A story of a doting, love-struck, and resourceful seme versus a love-struck, illiterate uke. The real-life uke would drive anyone crazy, but the abstract uke brings joy to the reader. This story could also be renamed "On How a Proletarian Illiterate Fairy Transforms a Capitalist Elite." It's a tale of a spoiled uke who, due to his illiteracy, constantly tricks his elite husband, almost turning him into a truck driver. Zhenzhen's illiteracy is a source of amusement for the reader, a tearful moment for the truck driver. Xiao Wendan's writing is as idiotic as ever, but adorable. The uke is genuinely a spoiled wife who throws herself at her husband, but due to his proletarian background, he gradually becomes submissive and pampered (though his spoiled nature remains unchanged). The seme is slightly arrogant in the early stages but becomes a devoted husband in the middle. Both fall in love at first sight, especially the uke. P. S.: I didn't expect the baby's presence in the main story to be so small. It only appears in the fourth to last chapter, which is great. In previous books, the baby's presence was always present in the early chapters, and I always got a headache when I wrote about children eating, drinking, pooping, and sleeping. Xiao Wendan is truly the biggest progenitor of BL novels; everything seems to have a baby in her stories.

10. 10 诚 Wanted: A Savior 诚聘救世主 A Lifetime of Splendor一世华裳Danmei (BL)627k WordsCompleted Duan Wei was a quick transmigration agent. After retiring, he chose to return to his original world and live there. On the very first day of retirement, however, he was hit by a car and sent back to the Bureau. With no other choice, the Bureau offered him a chance to be reborn. Duan Wei stood in the boss’s office and took a piece of paper. Wanted: A Savior Job description: The Tianxuan World is facing destruction. According to our projections, two people may be involved: Feng Yuntian, a discipl 85.8kFavorites75.5kClicks/ch221.3kGifts

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    A clever, sweet-talking, all-around capable bottom vs. A gentle, cunning, and teasing top, a comedic slice-of-life story with multiple transmigrators. The beginning is very interesting, but the plot gets a bit boring and drawn out from the fourth ancient realm onwards. Because there's no main storyline, once the ancient realm is exited, the author just has the protagonist wander around, eat, drink, meet friends, and then another chapter is over. If it weren't for the interaction between the top and bottom, like a carrot in front of a donkey, I would have given up long ago, since donkeys can't travel by water (?). I really like the romance; it's the ambiguity between two intelligent people. Currently, the top is secretly pursuing and teasing the bottom, who knows everything but pretends not to. Both are perfectly aware of each other's feelings, one knows the other is pretending, but neither exposes it, creating this ambiguous tug-of-war [covering face and peeking]. For this romance and the later revelation of the protagonist's background, I'd be willing to transform into a stubborn fish!

11. 11 在 Playing a God in a Strange World [Quick Transmigration] 在诡异世界扮演神明[快穿] Crimson Clan绯色世家Danmei (BL)878k WordsOngoing Progress: Worlds One, Two, and Three (complete) Blurb: Ye Yu is a low-grade android who has been bound to the Deity System. The System sends him to pose as a god and collect faith points. System: I didn't get the wrong person, did I? You're an elite, right? Ye Yu: Yep. System: ? World One: A young idol maker x the idol he carved with his own hands This is the fifth year that evil spirits have been terrorizing Peach Blossom Village. With nowhere else to turn, the villagers sold everything they 12.5kFavorites14kClicks/ch54.6kGifts

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    What an interesting story! It's completely different from the typical quick transmigration stories. The worldview is somewhat dark and grievous, but the author manages to write it in a humorous way, with a touch of eerie cuteness. World One: The Wooden God's Villager Care Diary. I give this world 5 stars. The protagonist transmigrates into a god, protecting and caring for the villagers, making them his followers, and incidentally finding the real culprit who harmed them. The protagonist has a panel where he can see mini versions of the villagers, and he can pick them up to view their inner thoughts and upgrade them. The miniatures also move on the panel map along with the protagonist's body, really giving it a management game feel. The overall puzzle-solving is also very interesting; the author plays with words in a literal sense. The romance is also quite good, a love story between two mentally challenged (?) Androids. Although their thought processes are different from normal people, the protagonist doesn't have a romance module, but that doesn't stop them from having double standards and a strong possessiveness towards each other. The seme creates idols so he can treat the protagonist like a wooden son while simultaneously marrying him to himself (?). Anyway, he wants to be the protagonist's only one, even if he can't distinguish between feelings. The protagonist loves humans but has a bug in his mind: "I have five immortal peaches to upgrade humans, why can't I give them all to the seme?" The lack of a romance module doesn't stop him from believing that the seme can only be his. P. S.: Be sure to check out the author's notes, which include adorable antagonists and scenes depicting the daily lives of the villagers. PPS: Although I think the author's character descriptions are cute, the world view is a bit dark and cruel, with terrifying descriptions of skinning people, monsters eating people, and human modification.

12. 12 觊21+ Coveting 觊觎 Ride the Horse and Listen to the Wind策马听风Danmei (BL)258k WordsCompleted 32.5kFavorites31.7kClicks/ch11.1kGifts

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    A short-tempered, stubborn but soft-hearted younger brother (uke) vs. A controlling, male ghost (seme). An older brother who is supposedly straight but is actually gay (brother turned gay). It's a story with a strong "skeletal" feel; even though they've already broken up at the beginning, there's still an atmosphere that outsiders can't easily intrude, making you want to chant, "The younger brother is the wife the older brother raised!" It has the kind of nurturing that pseudo-skeletal characters enjoy, plus the painful yet inseparable struggle after realizing their feelings. The younger brother shouts, "You're shameless! How could you do this?" While simultaneously unable to truly reject his older brother. Who would simultaneously condemn their older brother for being shameless and harming their younger brother while being kissed by him every day? [Biting handkerchief] PS: Although there is a plot involving a real and a fake young master, the real young master doesn't have much of a role other than serving as a legal license for incest in Jinjiang. He's just an unlucky kid who was sent to the ICU by his adoptive father (his younger brother's biological father) (he's fine now). After his younger brother finds out the truth, he beats his biological father half to death, and then the scumbag is dealt with by his older brother. Here are two clips I really like: He thought again, if the sky were to fall one day, the first one to be crushed would definitely be Song Chengyi, and then him, protected in Song Chengyi's arms. After all, Song Chengyi was the older brother, and an older brother should protect his younger brother. He also thought that if he and Song Chengyi ever disagreed, he would be the one to give in in the end. After all, Song Shiyan was the younger brother, and a younger brother should listen to his older brother. From childhood to adulthood, no matter what, his brother always walked ahead of him, and he stumbled and struggled to follow in his brother's footsteps. This time, his brother simply walked ahead of him again. It was no big deal; he would just follow closely behind. Song Shiyan would always unconditionally trust Song Chengyi.

13. 13 竹 The Childhood Friend Script Always Unlocks a Romance Route [Quick Transmigration] 竹马剧本总能打出恋爱线［快穿］ Zhou Yi洲以Danmei (BL)754k WordsOngoing [Main story complete, bonus chapters in progress] With his life in danger, Xi Jianwei bound himself to a "Childhood Friend" System that required him to play the cannon-fodder childhood friend in various small worlds. For some reason, though, Xi Jianwei always managed to turn the childhood-friend script into a romance. [World One: The Childhood Friend Script of a Wealthy Family's Adopted Son] Xi Jianwei was an adopted son, until one day the Xi couple had a biological child of their own. He now 48.4kFavorites55kClicks/ch133.2kGifts

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    Third installment: The Western fantasy world is finished. It's my favorite world so far. The daily life of raising dragons is so cute! This world has a stronger older man/younger woman dynamic, although the characters are actually younger (considering the time they spent in the egg). The protagonist in this world is also shy and throws little tantrums, which is much cuter. The male lead is also written to be more gentle. However, the next world is e-sports, and since I don't play games at all, I'll probably skip it. [Rainbow praising] Second review: The third world was really bad, long, boring, and incredibly awkward. You could tell the author hadn't been in the entertainment industry much; the CP (couple) fans felt incredibly stupid, and the variety show content was so boring it made you want to fall asleep. However, the fourth world, a Western fantasy, was surprisingly cute even though it had just begun. The protagonist, raised from an egg, seemed a bit more outgoing and childish than in the previous worlds (he was always very gentle and indifferent in the previous worlds). A gentle older brother (uke) vs. A gentle and clingy younger brother (seme) – a sweet, straightforward childhood romance where two very gentle people have a very healthy relationship. The plot is very flat, practically a straight line, with no cannon fodder or villains, and the writing is average. Its strengths lie in the touching interactions between the characters, and the genuine emotions portrayed. It's essentially a sweet romance novel where the author puts effort into the emotions but neglects the plot.

14. 14 那 The Scumbag Cannon Fodder Who Was Forced into a Relationship [Quick Transmigration] 那个被强取豪夺的人渣炮灰[快穿] The Vindictive Fish睚眦必报的鱼Danmei (BL)826k WordsCompleted After causing another small world to collapse, Jiang Xu was successfully captured by the Space-Time Administration. His powers were sealed, and under the watch of a monitoring System, he was once again exiled to a small world on the verge of collapse. As punishment, in each of these small worlds, he would become a stepping stone for the main character, commit every kind of wrong, and end up destitute for the rest of his life. [The Servant Who Betrayed His Employer Was Forced into a Marriage by 28.1kFavorites36.3kClicks/ch30.2kGifts

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    This is a story about a gay man who plays various roles as straight, scumbag, and cannon fodder characters, versus various tops who fall in love at first sight and force themselves on their partners. It's a very obvious pure fantasy/simple-fantasy story. The protagonist transmigrates through various worlds, playing cannon fodder roles. All the tops fall in love at first sight and force themselves on the protagonist. The protagonist's roles are all straight men who are forced into relationships and have obvious moral flaws (which would be considered pseudo-coercion from the protagonist's perspective). Each world is independent and 1v1. Some tops are virgins, some are not, and all endings are happy (based on the premise of them getting together). The plot of each world is largely the same, with various typical villainous female and male supporting characters appearing. What you see in the synopsis is what you get. If you can accept the synopsis, chapter titles, and character settings, you can read it. I personally recommend worlds two and three. World Two: A sophisticated, self-serving, ruthless elite uke vs. A former playboy who has now become a perverted and domineering seme. World Three: A sharp-tongued and mean-spirited educated youth who has been tormented in the countryside for ten years vs. A gentle and perverted educated youth who went to the countryside to avoid power. PS: Although the protagonist is an actor, the gambling addict character from World No. 5 Still really rubbed me the wrong way. This character is just awful. If you can't accept a character with huge moral flaws, don't read this. Also, this is a pure fantasy story. The plot and characters are all designed to serve your fantasy. There are quite a few villainous female and male supporting characters who drive the plot, and the plot is very formulaic.

15. 15 太 May the Crown Prince Live for a Thousand Autumns and Ten Thousand Years 太子千秋万载 Li Wenjiu李温酒Danmei (BL)876k WordsCompleted [Complete] As a child, Ying Fusheng was hated by his mother and had no one to love or care for him. Only after he was framed and imprisoned did he realize that the absurd life in which he had been ignored and used was all part of a “prince swap” scheme. The fake Crown Prince was cherished by the Emperor and adored by the Empress. Backed by the illustrious Xu family, he became famous across the land at a young age, basked in everyone’s attention, and ultimately ascended to the throne. But Ying F 237.1kFavorites197.3kClicks/ch989.1kGifts

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    A sickly, almost demonically intelligent prince (shou) versus a powerful and composed imperial guard (gong). A historical BL novel with a fast-paced, plot-driven feel, this one's got a very tight storyline. It's been a while since I've read a plot-driven novel, and my rusty brain is starting to work again [shut up]. At the beginning, I thought the villains were incredibly stupid, but later I just felt the shou's defeat in his past life wasn't unjustified. The villains in this book are definitely like onions; the protagonist defeats them like peeling an onion, layer after layer, endlessly, and it's both visually jarring and disgusting. However, it doesn't detract from the fact that it's a satisfying read. After all, watching the shou strategize and counter every move is bound to be satisfying; his sickly but all-encompassing control is truly impressive [hugs thigh]. One thing that really appealed to me was that although the shou is only around ten years old at the beginning, there's no real "growing up" element; he maintains an adult mindset throughout (although he's too young initially, so there are some palace intrigue scenes where he plays the victim). The romance between the main characters in this book is minimal, mostly appearing in one or two chapters interspersed within the main plot. Their relationship develops gradually through collaboration, and their feelings for each other become more apparent after chapter 80. The protagonist is often at a loss when faced with kindness from others, but unconsciously relies on the other protagonist when he is ill. The other protagonist is very composed, but he can't help but overstep his bounds when he sees the protagonist injured. Watching two restrained career-minded individuals discover their feelings for each other in the details and express their love is quite a unique experience [shy].

16. 16 婚 Five Years of Marriage 婚后五年 Rong Que绒确Danmei (BL)114k WordsCompleted 9.3kFavorites10.7kClicks/ch7.2kGifts

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    A proud, hot-tempered, straight male uke vs. A ruthless, talkative, flirtatious, and slightly masochistic male seme. A handsome seme and a handsome uke, a truly passionate couple, ready to fight anytime, anywhere. The uke's straightness is purely due to his temperament; his body is anything but straight [doge emoji]. A very interesting period romance novel. The beginning shows both characters in their 30s, depicting their daily bickering after five years together. It's a classic case of bickering lovers and rivals turning into lovers. After all, these two were genuinely fighting, not just before, but even after they got together. The extra chapters even show them choking each other in a car. The description of them slapping each other before getting together is hilarious, but after they got together, the seme couldn't bear it and would even back down in fights. The uke comes from a wealthy family; his parents had him through a four-child policy, and the seme's decision to turn him gay is a kind of karmic retribution, isn't it? However, the bottom (shou) is quite responsible. Although they can't go public and are still in a secret relationship, he brought the top (gong) back to meet his parents. He got slapped by his mother and beaten by his father. The top (gong) also knows it's immoral to turn someone gay (gong's parents are both deceased, and the bottom had previously been taken home by him, making him practically their godson). He usually treats the bottom humbly, spoils him, and adores him. In his eyes, the bottom is naive and easy to coax. The fact that they got together is purely because the top slowly boiled the bottom like a frog, eventually cooking him. He had initially scared the bottom away by confessing, but the bottom jumped back on his own [droopy-eared rabbit head]. The writing style is quite straightforward and funny, and it really has a period drama feel. Here, I must mention that the top is a real man. He raised more than a dozen orphans by working illegally when he was a teenager. And congratulations to the two of them for finally getting married abroad [cheers]. PS: The uke is genuinely straight, but was gradually turned gay by the seme through a combination of being "boiled in water" and sleeping with him too many times. He enjoys seeing people in skirts and black stockings, so the seme sometimes wears them for him (not really, the seme is a big, muscular man with tattoos, it's purely for the uke's psychological comfort). The seme is also genuinely slutty and a bit of a masochist, and the uke, after being turned gay, becomes incredibly wanton. Their conversations are very direct [heart emoji]. This story also features many instances of the seme giving oral sex to the uke. P. S.: I'll add another star. These two are so vibrant and really suit my taste.

17. 17 假 Fake Daddy 假Daddy Hot Spring Fool温泉笨蛋Danmei (BL)412k WordsOngoing Qiao Yu is a special kind of actor with an impressively broad repertoire. He can play the devoted boyfriend brought home for Lunar New Year, or the ruthless lackey who follows his boss around collecting debts. Nothing is beyond him. One day, he lands a major gig. A prominent bachelor is being relentlessly pursued and can’t take it anymore. He needs an actor to help him put an end to the trouble. Qiao Yu: “Mr. Shang, what type are you looking for? Sweet and innocent? Elegant? Sultry?” Shang Muj 58.1kFavorites40.4kClicks/ch123.9kGifts

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    A versatile and adorable uke (bottom) vs. A reserved and secretly passionate daddy (top). A hilarious story filled with extraordinary characters (not a compliment, just an exclamation). At first, I thought the uke's quirky personality was a bit over the top, but later I realized he's actually quite normal, just a bit of an actor. Among the extraordinary characters introduced so far are: the uke's childhood sweetheart who desperately wanted to be with the top after seeing him have a son (acted out by the uke) and losing hope of marriage, so she proposed to him, wanting to raise him as a child; the uke's cousin (who hasn't acknowledged them yet), a professional mistress who likes married couples and mistakes blood ties for pure love; and the top's mother, a domineering and competitive CEO who becomes his rival. With so many extraordinary characters, the uke doesn't feel out of place at all [pat on the head]. The romance is a slow burn; the uke is quirky and knows how to manipulate people, while the top is quite reserved and secretly passionate—he knows the uke is in trouble and prepares everything for him, wanting him to ask for help, but he won't say anything until the uke takes the initiative. The story is actually quite funny. The chapters after the paid chapters are better than the free chapters. I switched apps several times because I was so embarrassed by the free chapters. I kept reading because I was looking forward to the synopsis and also because I was looking forward to more amazing characters appearing. PS: Although it has the "heartthrob" label, I feel that the arrows in it are all very subtle and purely for comedic effect. For example, the childhood friend's feelings for the seme (his entanglement with the uke is also to form a family with the seme), the uke's cousin's feelings for the uke (he misunderstood the relationship between the seme and the uke, then became addicted to being a mistress and also caused trouble for the seme, but has now given up), and there is also the seme's nemesis (this guy is also a god but not a god, I guess he's half a god) who seems to be obsessed with the uke because he was deceived by the uke's acting.

18. 18 情 Love-Sky Doll Weather Radio 情天娃娃气象电台 Gift Socks礼物袜子Danmei (BL)424k WordsCompleted [Update notices mean the story is being revised] Yin Zhaoqing went from being a radio host to a model, trading a living earned with his voice for one earned with his looks. After learning who his biological parents were, his grandmother brought him back to his mother’s family on the mainland to claim his heritage. And so, the small-town academic from the rural south of Taiwan became, overnight, the legendary young master of the capital. His grandmother was a wealthy, open-minded little old lady 34kFavorites24.7kClicks/ch55.5kGifts

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    Original title: Sunny Doll Weather Station, a tribute to the temporarily lost title [scratching head] A beautiful, manipulative model (uke) vs. A hearing-impaired, older, insecure but cunning married man (seme). A sweet, saccharine romance, the early stages are full of mutual seduction and the couple is quite erotic. The author excels at creating a warm atmosphere and sticky kisses, making the reader's heart flutter [biting handkerchief]. I really love how considerate and attentive they are to each other. The younger brother, knowing his uncle is hearing-impaired, learns sign language even when busy, and the uncle is always there to protect him when he's out and about. They're already this clingy before they're even dating—what will it be like if they do? [Scratching head] There's also a cute, AI robot named Little Red Bean, who's intellectually challenged but a perfect catalyst for romance [droopy-eared rabbit head]. P. S.: The author's writing of [yellow heart] is especially good. There are many articles on JJ that play on the edge, but this is the best I have ever seen. I really like sweet talk [droopy-eared rabbit head]. Moreover, the author will write a leave note in advance to inform you. The only author who will smile when seeing blue (leave note).

19. 19 直 After a Straight Man Became a Romance Game’s Love Interest 直男成为恋游可攻略角色后 Xing Qiyun星栖云Danmei (BL)513k WordsCompleted [Completed. Please leave a full-subscription review!] [Planned bonus chapters: Cupid's Love Cards; What If Li Chengyan Became a Dating Sim Character?] Pei Chi is a handsome lifestyle influencer with millions of followers. To keep his account popular and fresh, he posts handsome photos in all kinds of styles every day. Sometimes he's a fit college student in a tank top, sometimes a young husband in a suit and watch, and sometimes a handsome high schooler in a Japanese school uniform on a date abo 36.9kFavorites41.6kClicks/ch42.1kGifts

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    On the surface, he's a handsome but actually sensitive, love-starved, people-pleasing guy (uke) vs. A dreamy, emotionally impoverished guy (seme). It's a very interesting premise: a modern person transmigrates into a future dating game, becomes a card, gets captured, and gains popularity in this century through future holographic strategy videos, achieving success in both the present and future. Both the seme and uke come from unhappy family backgrounds, especially the uke, so there are some terrible family members in the early stages. The uke experiences the frustration of being soft-hearted towards his family and being forcibly bound to the game. The family members appear in large numbers, like cockroaches, one after another, impossible to kill (though the uke doesn't actually fight them much). After the uke comes to his senses and joins the game, their appearances decrease. Those who enjoy the dating game's focus on career will likely find it satisfying. The protagonist (shou) is very dedicated to playing the role of a lover and may try to please the players. His growth path is estimated to be through gaining recognition and overcoming the fear of being abandoned by the players by being firmly chosen by them. The other protagonist (gong) suffers from emotional deprivation and is treated through lover activities, but he falls for the protagonist very quickly. Surprisingly, as a lover story, there are currently no love triangles and the protagonist and gong are quite unique. However, lover stories inevitably include some dream-like comments about the protagonist. It's still worth following for now.

20. 20 万 The Person Everyone Hated Decided to Repay Their Debts 万人嫌决定还债 Jinzhou今州Danmei (BL)408k WordsOngoing 1. Xie Zheyu owes his life to his eldest senior brother, who risked his own life to save him. His eldest senior brother was gravely injured because of him, hovering just short of death, and has been an unconscious invalid ever since. The eldest senior brother is the sect’s pillar, flawless and dependable. Xie Zheyu is reckless and vicious, and likes slapping people. Everyone despises him, while the eldest senior brother is respected by all, as dependable and steady as a father and teacher. Xie Z 7.8kFavorites4kClicks/ch6.1kGifts

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    Second part: The cannon fodder seme used the uke as a stunt double. Oh my god. Isn't that wrong? My dear, you've been reborn, shouldn't you stick to 1v1? Why are the cannon fodder characters being forced onto the table one after another? You ask me where the uke went? The uke was used as a stunt double. And to correct you, in the previous life everyone was on the table. I thought the one who didn't get to eat not only got to eat but also used the uke as a stunt double in this life. As expected, no one makes a sound, haha. The sixth one is indeed the sixth. The older, loyal, and pure-hearted seme vs. The universally disliked, charming, and devoted wildcat uke. This is a typical melodramatic story from Jinjiang Literature City, but the melodrama is quite narrow, all revolving around the same sect where the seme and uke are fellow disciples. In short, the junior brother (uke) sleeps with his master and third senior brother to survive and see his senior brother (seme), while a fifth senior brother takes advantage of the situation. It's a very typical Haitang (a popular Chinese romance novel) setup, but the uke truly loves the seme. The seme is in a coma for ten years, and the uke lives in a daze for ten years, finally unable to hold on any longer. Filled with longing and revenge, he returns his life to the seme (but this doesn't stop him from loving the seme to the point of obsession upon rebirth). Sleeping with people and being wasted is solely for the sake of preserving his life and cultivation; there's no emotional connection. Once the seme falls for him, his guilt turns to disgust. The cannon fodder seme are all tools for the uke to survive and see the real seme (the only one who isn't a tool doesn't get to eat [doge emoji]). The main couple is an older man/younger man pairing, where the older man teaches the younger one to love, pamper, and raise him into a spoiled brat who rides on his back and acts like a tyrant. After their rebirth and awakening, they have a slightly timid older man and a feisty younger wife dynamic. The younger one is very possessive of the older one and matured early (at 16, he wanted the older one and secretly tried to undress him while he was unconscious, but unfortunately, the older one had a chastity-preserving spell on him and he didn't succeed). The older one is insecure about the younger one's age and appearance, but the younger one is straightforward and passionate enough to make the older one blush. If you ignore the melodramatic plot and just focus on this couple, it's quite enjoyable. PS: The cannon fodder male lead in this story has a tragic fate after being reborn (yes, everyone is reborn). He is a taciturn master who has no master's authority and is ignored by everyone. He is the third senior brother who is hated by the protagonist and whose body is possessed by another cannon fodder male lead. He is the fifth senior brother who has been fighting with the protagonist since childhood and is now being used as a punching bag by the protagonist for revenge. They are all from the same sect, but they can't kill their love rivals and are hated by the protagonist. They still have to watch the protagonist and the male lead being affectionate every day.

21. 21 如 How to Keep Your Alpha in Line 如何为Alpha守住男德 Xiang Lügua项绿瓜Danmei (BL)111k WordsCompleted Chaste young-lady gong × crazy, goofy, loyal-dog shou A short outline-style story. The main story is free; the bonus chapter costs 1 yuan. [Next up: Transmigrating into a Book as the Villain's Evil Stepbrother] In life, I was the young master's most loyal bodyguard. After I died, I carried out transmigration-into-a-book missions alongside him, hoping to be reborn in a new world. I qualified for rebirth before the young master. At the System's enthusiastic recommendation, I chose the supposedly 8.4kFavorites12kClicks/ch6.8kGifts

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    A seemingly arrogant but actually devoted young master (gong) vs. A loyal, goofy, and genuinely domineering shou (shou). The first line might make you want to give it a shot, but after reading the synopsis, you might think it's worth a try, especially since the main story is free. It's a short, funny, and cute story. Although they are master and servant, their relationship is anything but. As the gong says, "I'm the young master, but you're the ancestor." The shou is a devoted, slightly crazy, and somewhat irrational little dog who's a huge fan of the gong. When the gong isn't around, he's a rabid killer; when the gong is around, everything is handled by the gong, and he's responsible for being spoiled, pampering, and causing trouble. The gong, seemingly a young master, is actually a male mother, basically taking care of everything the shou does, teaching him, and pampering him. The shou's mischievousness is entirely due to the gong's own pampering. The shou is very clingy to the gong, and one thing that I find particularly endearing is that the shou likes to squeak and crawl all over the gong like a little mouse—it's so cute. PS: There is a side couple that is briefly mentioned, featuring a beautiful top and a strong bottom with a significant size difference. The original protagonist is the bottom, and the side story ends with a weak but beautiful top in plain clothes. They have little screen time, but I don't like either of them.

22. 22 修 The Cultivation World’s Number One Marketing Star 修真界第一营销咖 Clouds and Moonlit Osmanthus云霄桂月Danmei (BL)808k WordsOngoing After transmigrating to the world of cultivation, Qiu Yu’an found himself right at home. Qiu Yu’an was a B-king. If he couldn’t show off, he’d rather die. Qiu Yu’an, the eldest legitimate son of the Qiu family, was renowned throughout the cultivation world as a prodigy. They say that on the day he was born, thunder roared across the sky. But the instant Qiu Yu’an entered the world, the clouds turned rosy for thousands of miles and a hundred phoenixes cried out, a heavenly omen. Years later, pe 198kFavorites170.9kClicks/ch657.3kGifts

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    A story of a seemingly arrogant but adorable and pretentious protagonist (shou) versus a simple, considerate, and doting master (gong). The shou is a combination of the arrogant and pretentious personality of a typical Qidian (Chinese web novel platform) protagonist and the adorable shou of Jinjiang (another Chinese web novel platform). The gong is the author's usual doting, fatherly type, offering guidance and care without the condescending fatherly air (except for the previous book). This book has some elements of the "leveling up" genre, but it's not a traditional one. It can be viewed as a simplified, comedic version of the genre (simplifying the training and focusing on the satisfying moments and face-slapping moments). It's a very interesting and imaginative story. Cons: 1. Even though it's a simplified version of the upgrade story, it's still an upgrade story, so it's still a bit padded. The romance will probably have to wait until later, since the protagonist is only 13 years old. 2. The scenes where the protagonist's inner thoughts are slapped in the face are really awkward, so awkward that I don't find them funny and just want to skip them. The whole style of this story is that kind of awkwardly satisfying.

23. 23 变 What Do I Do If I Turn into a Little Piglet? 变成小猪崽怎么办 Wishing You Prosperity喜发财Danmei (BL)180k WordsCompleted Zhu Wu called himself a Demon King, but was betrayed and struck by lightning, sending him to a completely unfamiliar world. Not only did he regress to his original form, he was also picked up by a human on his very first day. "Huh, a little sow?" I'm male! Male! He struggled furiously, trying to teach this outrageous human a lesson, only to be grabbed by the scruff of his neck, where his fate lay... There are three keys to raising a pig: good food, good sleep, and good health. Chen Ersa 2.1kFavorites2.4kClicks/ch1.8kGifts

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    A proud and arrogant demon king, raised like a delicate pig, versus a gentle yet cunning human caretaker. This is a slice-of-life story about a demon king who wanted to conquer the human world but was turned into a pig and spoiled. There's a touch of melodrama stemming from the caretaker's backstory. The pig-raising scenes are so adorable I was spinning! The caretaker is also a designer who creates many little outfits for the pig, and the human-shaped bottom is the caretaker's muse. Therefore, this story is also known as "The Ever-Changing Pig" and "On How to Spoil a Demon King." PS: The uke is tall and has a beautiful face. The seme and uke are about the same height, so I would say they are both beautiful seme and beautiful uke.

24. 24 再 Remarriage ABO 再婚abo Seven Streams七流Danmei (BL)370k WordsCompleted In the sixteenth year of our marriage, my husband died in battle. The straight guy from school who never liked me became the new husband assigned to me by the Alliance. He said, “Don’t worry. Your husband was my closest comrade. This is only a sham marriage. I’m here to take care of you for him.” I believed him. Years later, my dead husband, the Dragon King, returned and wanted to take me to his enemy nation to become its Crown Prince’s consort. The straight guy never mentioned the sham marri 64kFavorites62.8kClicks/ch194.2kGifts

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    [Question mark][Question mark][Question mark], where did my comment go? JJ, do you know how tiring it is to write long reviews? Overall, I don't recommend reading the book; it's a dark story. If you want to read it, be prepared for some emotional manipulation. The five stars are my encouragement for the author to continue writing. P. S.: The cover is beautiful. So far, the only thing that has attracted me to this story is the cover. Next time, 76, don't hide the big head in the small head. P. S.: Jinjiang has updated so much that you can now set book list covers! You're the one! And why is there an extra eunuch seme in the pre-orders? OMG, why did you cut off the seme's little head? [Question mark] What happened? Did the two semes in this book pre-order a little head? [Glasses]

25. 25 篡 The Fate of a Failed Usurper 篡位失败的下场 Heavy-Duty Mouse Glue Trap强力粘鼠板Danmei (BL)579k WordsCompleted 13.7kFavorites10.7kClicks/ch9.4kGifts

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    Thirdly: How long is this story going to drag me down? It's been almost a month, and people are still reporting me, deleting my comments, and getting me banned. This is what the author wrote: the attacker slaps the receiver relentlessly until he's too scared to speak, holds his head underwater until he almost suffocates, is beaten half to death with blood all over his back and forced to kneel, is buried alive, locked up with a high fever and not given food, and is threatened to the point of near death. The receiver is beaten to a pulp every few chapters, slaps to the face are just the basics. These methods of beating are randomly combined and executed, and the receiver has been nearly killed by the attacker several times. The author seems to enjoy writing detailed torture, and is still writing even after it's already VIP. I'm shocked. In the first chapter, I'm trying to clarify who's breaking down here. It's been almost a month, and I'm still getting banned. Isn't this annoying? Second editor: How come this thing got reported for being on the wrong channel? I guess it's the same as the seventh-rate one, because of his ex-girlfriend and fiancée. Huh, I subscribed and then this thing comes up on the wrong channel to disgust me [rainbow fart]. I mentioned the warning in the first chapter. I was tricked by an author who had no idea about his niche fantasies. No wonder he managed to avoid the pandemic with such a cunning approach. He's so cunning that he can't possibly be positive about anything. PS: Some people in the comments section are really funny. The author even called herself "the underworld matriarch" in the latest chapter, and there are "CP sisters" who claim to not understand the difference between seme and uke. I'm speechless.

26. 26 何 What Is Love Worth? 何求钟情 Frozen Superman冻感超人Danmei (BL)352k WordsCompleted Zhong Qing climbed over the school wall in the middle of the night and landed right beside He Qiu, who was smoking in a corner. He Qiu: Isn’t that the school’s famous show-off? Zhong Qing: Tch. A dog. Theme: True love conquers all 28.2kFavorites25.4kClicks/ch223.9kGifts

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    Sixth Editor: I was thinking that since it was almost finished and there wouldn't be any plot twists, I planned to keep reading. But the more I read, the less I could bear to read the comments section. It basically spoiled everything. The first volume was okay, the two characters were quite cute. But starting from the second volume, the seme's character collapsed, and the uke's character collapsed in the third volume. When the author repeatedly wrote about the seme going on blind dates three times (even the last one was arranged by the uke's only relative, when they were already together), and the uke getting jealous to advance the plot, it already showed that this story was ruined. Collapsing characters, a repetitive plot, an author who mocks readers, and a chaotic comments section—this is definitely the worst story I've seen since 2026. I've been sick recently and have a sore throat, but just thinking about this story and seeing this chaotic comments section still makes me feel nauseous. That's it, I won't read this story again. Fifth Editor: I received the review notification, and when I checked, the number of favorites is still dropping. It's a miracle that the number of favorites for a serialized novel can keep declining. Looking at the comments section, it turns out it's because of the perspective trickery—it was later written as a protagonist-centric story—and the writing was so bad that readers complained. I… Fourth Editor: Are you satisfied now that the comments section is full of people criticizing your terrible writing and character breakdown? I've witnessed firsthand how those who supported you and didn't care about the controversy turned against you because of your poor writing. I'll take another look after it's finished; after all, if you're going to eat shit, it's best to finish it all at once. Third editor: Are you crazy? You wanted to set off firecrackers for fun but ended up setting them off yourself, didn't you? You deserve to have the comments section explode. Second part: The core plot of this book is the emotional tug-of-war, and the bottom is the one who realizes the change in feelings first. However, it is not a CP style, and the initiative is in the bottom's hands. A slightly wicked, masked male god (uke) vs. A lazy, gentle, and emotionally inept (in terms of verbal communication) seme. This is the most swoon-worthy uke I've read these past few days. He's a true male god wearing a gentle mask, a top student with both talent and hard work, a campus heartthrob and a popular bar singer off-campus. The seme is the kind of student who sleeps through class every day and still gets good grades. Their interactions are incredibly youthful and adorable, without a hint of cheesiness. The transition from their initial antagonism to their later shared college entrance exam pact is very smooth. I wasn't initially interested in this story's premise, but the author is just too good at it. Another great aspect is the handling of grades; it doesn't depict the seme suddenly becoming more powerful or even surpassing the uke through effort. The uke consistently dominates the seme. PS: The comments section uses many derogatory terms for the protagonist, but the story itself is quite scathing towards him.

27. 27 总21+ My Childhood Friend Keeps Taking Me in My Dreams 总被竹马梦里撅 Fang-Tusked Bamboo獠牙竹子Danmei (BL)455k WordsCompleted 44.8kFavorites48.3kClicks/ch61.8kGifts

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    A self-proclaimed straight man who's actually unfazed even when he's being cuckolded, and a cool, repressed cuckold fetishist. The storyline serves the purpose of being cheesy and generating [yellow hearts]. The protagonist's personality is quite interesting; he appears calm on the surface but is always unpredictable. He considers himself straight but is incredibly gay when it comes to his childhood friend. Kisses and hugs are just the basics; even if his childhood friend cuckolds him in a dream, he'll still cling to him in real life. The seme is the most cool and repressed seme I've ever seen on JJ (a Chinese online literature platform). He's obsessed with [yellow hearts] even in death. He's incredibly cool and repressed, and he also enjoys role-playing, NTR (Netorare), stepmother literature, and the "love at first sight" genre. In the dream, all the seme have the childhood friend's face, and from the protagonist's perspective, he's being cuckolded by a group of childhood friends, which strangely gives it a pure love feel. The flaws are also obvious. Because it was written for [yellow hearts], the first dream's plot is rather chaotic. A clear plotline only begins in the second dream, but I quite liked the first dream; everyone was acting strangely reassuringly.

28. 28 反 After the Villain Finally Sees the Light (Quick Transmigration) 反派执迷不悟之后（快穿） Xi Shi Wei西十危Danmei (BL)241k WordsOngoing Some people never abandon their convictions, even in death. 9528: "Come on, tell me about your mission." Yuan Yi said eagerly, "As a villain, I have to be cowardly, vain, vicious, and greedy. I have to trample on the male lead and humiliate him... I have to stop at nothing to get what I want, and successfully get the male lead." 9528: "Right, right, good... Wait, what??? Who the hell told you to get with the male lead?" "Their handsome faces." Yuan Yi blushed. "And... my restless heart. 18.7kFavorites16.9kClicks/ch45.1kGifts

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    Third installment: The first world is finished. All I can say is that it's just the right flavor, this melodramatic, tangy, and satisfying feeling, and it even has a happy ending, though not a perfect one, but I'm satisfied. The seme is morally bankrupt, highly aggressive, and has a sharp tongue, while the uke is oblivious and cowardly. They had a rift for half their lives but also lived together for half their lives. Anyway, they're the two who ended up together. P. S.: I've loved for 90 years, 42 of which were spent with you, and 41 without you. It's alright, love lasts longer than longing. (This is a comment from a reader in the first world, which I really like. It's a great summary: the days without you are because the seme lived 41 years longer than the uke.) Second editor: Don't follow the updates. There are always gaps in updates. I suspect the author can't continue writing and is going to lock the story. West Shiwei, you've finally started a quick transmigration story! Are you finally going back to your comfort zone? I really love your playful and sassy shou (bottom/uke) style! I've only read a few chapters, and you're still as playful and sassy as ever—that's the flavor I love! [Keep it up!] P. S.: By the way, be prepared with tissues when reading this author's quick transmigration novels. This author is very good at writing sudden bad endings. The happier the beginning, the more painful the bad ending. In her previous quick transmigration novels, the bad endings and happy endings were about 50/50.

29. 29 失 After Losing My Memory, You Have to Be My Boyfriend 失忆后你必须是我男朋友 A Piece of Lotus Root一节藕Danmei (BL)183k WordsCompleted Tang Jiatong couldn’t understand why his boyfriend had become so strange overnight. He wouldn’t cook for him, help him with his homework, share a bed with him, do his laundry, peel fruit for him, play games with him, or help him raise a dog. He was even so mean to him. He told Shao Zuo to get out of the master bedroom, then lay on the bed and cried all night. By morning, he had figured it out. Shao Zuo was probably tired. He needed to work hard to become a considerate, sensible partner, the man 31.3kFavorites29.6kClicks/ch21.7kGifts

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    Second part: Even after the protagonist's brain recovers, he's still the same doting wife. Also, I read this story as a comedy, so the two characters aren't very sweet. Later on, it's not funny anymore and it's purely abstract, which I don't like. This is a hilarious daily story about a spoiled, delusional wife (the bottom) and a cynical, sharp-tongued academic genius (the top). The daily routine consists of the bottom playing the role of a spoiled wife (all talk and no action) confessing his love (or perhaps tormenting?) To the top, only to be mocked/ignored. Then, while crying, the bottom mentally reenacts a melodramatic love story: "My husband doesn't love me anymore, he'll regret it! I must hold onto his heart! Love conquers all!" Etc. After the crying subsides, the top ignores him and starts posting spoiled wife synopses on social media, creating an account and getting attacked. The bottom then automatically defends his love, ultimately achieving a self-consistent logic: "They don't understand love. Life always has its ups and downs, and we need to be tolerant. My husband definitely loves me." At first glance, it seems quite frustrating, but it's a comedy. The bottom's spoiled wife is all talk; one second she's pitying her poor husband and hoping for happiness in his hands, the next she's throwing dirty clothes at him to wash, claiming it's for his own good and what if he ruins them? The top asks him, "When is my birthday? What are my hobbies?" The protagonist (shou) says, "Don't worry about these superficial things. I love you for who you are. How can you be so shallow? I'll love you less." His self-consistent logic perfectly equates being good to himself with loving his husband; after all, he's not wrong and he doesn't suffer. The other protagonist (gong) is also quite peculiar. He's constantly sarcastic, but that doesn't stop him from carrying the burden (referring to the shou); he's always cold-faced, but that doesn't stop him from secretly watching over others; although he's poor, that doesn't stop him from being a poor daddy. This is a hilarious story composed of a pair of strangely flavored spiritual and behavioral simps.

30. 30 欺21+ Bullying People Is a Bad Civilization 欺负人是坏文明 Dongshi Niang东施娘Danmei (BL)185k WordsOngoing 41.3kFavorites49.3kClicks/ch65.1kGifts

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    Dong Shi Niang is an author obsessed with torturing the uke (submissive character) and cuckolding the seme (dominant male lead). The seme is usually the (relatively) most righteous one, while there are many cannon fodder seme. The seme is responsible for comforting and protecting the uke, while the cannon fodder seme is responsible for all sorts of twisted love and hate. This is a book that is very much in Dong Shi Niang's style, and it is not as dark as her other works. Feng Ling Meng Xiong Jing is also well written, but it is not friendly to the life of the cannon fodder seme (this one is quite dark for the cannon fodder seme, the darkness of the underworld). This is the first time I have followed this author's work. I really did not expect that an author could stop updating for so long. Seeing that there are still two romance novels from 2023 on her homepage, I feel relieved (not really). The comment section is full of Dong Shi Niang's little simps. The reason I say this is because another popular novel that I followed before was inexplicably stopped updating for a long time and was criticized to the point of being riddled with insults. The comment section of this book is still very calm and full of people asking for updates. Indifferent author, simp readers, darling, when will you update?

31. 31 新 Newlywed Roommates ABO 新婚室友ABO Red Lips, White Teeth红口白牙Danmei (BL)277k WordsCompleted 57.1kFavorites68.6kClicks/ch59kGifts

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    A tall, simple-minded, and somewhat dim-witted male protagonist (top) versus a resilient, imaginative, and seemingly innocent but actually cunning and highly intelligent male protagonist (bottom). The protagonist is genuinely dim-witted; don't expect much in terms of intelligence or emotional intelligence. The bottom's intelligence and emotional intelligence are somewhat unpredictable; he's probably been assimilated by the protagonist to be able to engage in meaningful conversations with him. However, he becomes quite intelligent when he's away from the protagonist (especially towards the end). The "sweet" tag is relative to the author's other works; this story primarily revolves around misunderstandings and fantasies stemming from time travel. The sweet moments rarely last beyond one chapter before another misunderstanding arises. The plot is fast-paced and full of twists and turns, but incorporates many comedic elements, preventing it from becoming overly angsty. The biggest angst at the end also doesn't last more than three chapters. I quite enjoy this fast-paced, plot-twisting story; it's very interesting. Following the serialization is quite suspenseful, but reading it in one go is very satisfying. P. S.: I really liked the "if" side story; the two of them were very happy.

32. 32 万 I'm the Only One Cosplaying at the Halloween Party 万圣节派对上只有我是在cosplay Crocodile Hikes鳄人行山Danmei (BL)248k WordsCompleted [Anyone with religious beliefs, please do not read this!!!] My crush invited me to a Halloween party. After happily spending the whole evening with everyone dressed as demonesses, witches, skeletons, and zombies, I finally realized that... 1. My crush had lied to me. The address he gave me for the Halloween party was actually a cemetery. 2. Not a single person at the party was in costume. 3. I thought the handsome Mr. Demon was my crush in disguise, but he was actually... a real demon. The dem 11.5kFavorites9.6kClicks/ch28.5kGifts

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    It's a fairytale-like book with mostly comedic characters. The protagonist's name, Dongmi, is so cute! [Droopy-eared rabbit head] She's a timid, aloof, and adorable little mushroom-shaped baby with white hair and purple eyes. This kind of character deserves a cheeky and flamboyant devil. A cold-faced cuteness needs a warm-faced cheeky one. Click to read the Western devil's Eastern campus journey of pursuing his wife.

33. 33 等 Wait, Is This Love Polygon About Me? 等等，这修罗场冲我来的？ Tian Luoshui天洛水Danmei (BL)545k WordsOngoing 14.5kFavorites11kClicks/ch34.7kGifts

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    Ahhhhh, I found something great while staying up late! This author has actually started a new story. It's still the author's signature Western fantasy style with a Japanese anime feel. It's another melodramatic, clichéd, and BL (Boys' Love) story where the main character has two twins who can even empathize with each other. I guess this kind of story is best read by a seasoned author with real talent. Hehe, looking forward to it! [Droopy-eared rabbit head]

34. 34 哥 Brother, You’re Not Allowed to Hit My Husband!! 哥你不许打我老公！！ Liu Chu流初Danmei (BL)606k WordsCompleted [Signed with Jinjiang for the Simplified Chinese edition + an unabridged Traditional Chinese edition. Currently collecting suggestions for the print title and bonus chapters… Leave a comment in the Weibo Super Topic for “Bro, You’re Not Allowed to Hit My Husband,” or search for @LiuchuGugu. I’ll read them all! Anyone whose suggestion is chosen will receive a signed copy!] [I’ve finally finished revising the novel. The author is only responsible for the official Jinjiang edition. Please don’t con 198.1kFavorites177.3kClicks/ch241.4kGifts

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    Part Two: The later part features a sweet little widow as the bottom and a pig-shaped top (the real *turned-pig version), abbreviated as Widow and Pig's Two or Three Things. The story revolves around a quirky, wealthy, and beautiful fox-like girl as the uke (bottom) and her brainless but intellectually inclined, illiterate ghost-like husband. The uke is incredibly cute and mischievous, while her husband is completely illiterate, like a savage who has never received human education. The uke's ghostly attributes often suddenly surface, startling me because he's so illiterate that it's easily overlooked. Initially, influenced by his adoptive father's example (who is a philanderer, especially towards wives whose husbands are impotent), the uke, devoid of any moral compass, tries to kill the uke's husband (a complete misunderstanding, stemming from his illiteracy), making the uke his sole companion. Early on, he doesn't fully grasp the situation but his actions betray him, and later, his stubbornness keeps him in a state of feigned dislike but unrequited desire, leaving the uke feeling ashamed and angry. The older brother's presence is magical; despite his intention to separate them, he always acts as a catalyst, helping their relationship develop further. From the brother's perspective, I was supposed to be killing a wild boar, but when I opened the door, the cabbage sprouted legs and automatically ran off with the boar [crazy].

35. 35 把 Give Me Your Wife 把你夫人嫁给我 Yan Gui Kang艳归康Danmei (BL)39k WordsCompleted Tuan Yun had been terribly unlucky his whole life. His family was poor, and his parents looked down on him for being a little man, favoring everyone else at every turn. At long last, he married a husband, and they were loving and devoted to each other. But after barely a few days of happy married life, his husband accidentally hit his head. When he woke up, he had forgotten Tuan Yun completely and wanted nothing to do with him. "I am the Earl's legitimate second son. You're no more than a count 4.1kFavorites9.2kClicks/ch2.7kGifts

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    This is a short and concise melodramatic story with all the essential elements. It's not a romance novel, and after reading too many sweet stories, it's good to have something exciting to balance things out. It's really short because it ends right after you've had your fill of enjoyment. PS: The last chapter was hilarious, with the Heavenly Gang turning against each other and even a scene of Cao Cao helping Cao Cao, haha.

36. 36 为 For the Job, Gay Is Gay 为了工作，男同就男同 Words from Dawn to Dusk言朝暮Danmei (BL)664k WordsCompleted *Bonus chapters currently updating *Also titled “What Do I Do If My Boss Falls for Me After I Pretend to Be Gay?” Qiao Shunying is unemployed. His boss didn't fire him. He fired his boss. His good friend Zhao Bei is even more anxious than he is. “Didn't we agree you'd put up with it? It was hard enough to find you a job. Is it easy to find work these days?” Qiao Shunying: “Aren't you a headhunter? Find me another one.” A few days later, Zhao Bei actually finds him one. “Don't say I never help 14.1kFavorites14.3kClicks/ch18.6kGifts

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    Q: Which companies only hire gay men? A: A gay toy company. The story is a comedy about a protagonist who pretends to be gay to get a job at a gay toy company for a high salary. Do you find it funny if you accept the following points? 1. The text is mostly filled with stereotypical gay men. Whether you are a top or a bottom, they are all treated like sisters. They wear makeup, nail polish, and are sexually frustrated and repressed. They complain about straight men not being considerate while praising gay men for being considerate. However, the gay colleagues in the text, with a few exceptions, are all gossipy, sexually explicit, have no boundaries, give newcomers a hard time, and are idiots who target others regardless of the situation. 2. The protagonist is frustrated. In this gay romance novel, the protagonist's best friend, an anime/manga otaku (who calls Anya his wife; this little girl is probably under 5 years old), appears. His father gives the protagonist a long lecture, belittling gay men. Supporting characters treat the protagonist as a rival and target him. The protagonist's younger brother treats the protagonist like his own possession, disrespects him, gives the protagonist bad advice on how to get the protagonist, and treats the protagonist as a source of amusement. It can be said that most people in this book treat the protagonist as a source of amusement and a spectacle. 3. The protagonist is brainwashed and his intelligence is reduced. He inexplicably talks to the male lead about his creative ideas for toys and is like he's been injected with chicken blood. He forgets the essence of being a corporate slave who works for money and starts to work himself to the bone for the company. 4. The article will contain detailed descriptions of the toys, and the content tends to be somewhat graphic. P. S.: How a gay romance novel made me hate straight men while simultaneously loathing gay men.

37. 37 重21+ Back to When My Husband Was Poor 重回老公贫穷时 Yao Tianyi夭甜怡Danmei (BL)364k WordsCompleted 144.8kFavorites133.9kClicks/ch72.5kGifts

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    Second part: The downside is that it's really mindless, but that's okay, I can tolerate it. After all, I'm quite happy reading without thinking. The upside is that it's sweet and doting, with occasional humor and jokes to make you laugh. However, it can get cloying after a while, so if you're feeling down, this is a good place to refresh yourself. The story has started! I've never seen this synopsis before, and the pre-orders are pretty high. I'm looking forward to a story about a boisterous, dramatic character and a quiet, taciturn father figure. [Sprinkling flowers]

38. 38 桃 Peach Blossom Calamity 桃花劫 Yi Cong Yin一丛音Danmei (BL)314k WordsCompleted Lin Zhuoyu was apprenticed to the greatest sect in the Three Realms. Gorgeous and exceptionally gifted, he was every bit the heaven-blessed prodigy everyone admired. Lately, though, he had two things weighing on his mind. First, his master had predicted that his love star was on the rise, and he might suffer a romantic tribulation. Second, his senior brother, who had grown up with him, was becoming more and more distant. ...He no longer stayed by Lin Zhuoyu's side every moment. He avoided him, 61.4kFavorites36.2kClicks/ch83.2kGifts

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    Thirdly: My ex-husband is the scheming, manipulative type. I don't like that type. It's making the whole drama pointless. Let's wait until he dies first. Second editor: So it wasn't a clever little trick after all, lol. Okay, my ex-husband has come back from the dead [glasses]. This one has also started. The author says it's relatively short, so let's see if we can finish it before the Lunar New Year. That would only be two months! It seems melodramatic stories aren't suited for being too long. The author's little trick: the ex-husband in the supporting character section is depicted in black and white. (Lol)

39. 39 病 A Guide to Raising a Frail Young Lord 病弱世子饲养指南 Orange Rain橙子雨Danmei (BL)85k WordsCompleted Jiang Yunzi, the new emperor of Great Xia, was in quite a predicament. He had barely warmed his seat on the Dragon Throne before the growing power of the Southern Frontier left him struggling to breathe. The heir to the Southern Frontier, Li Ti, commanded troops and enjoyed a sterling reputation, making him a serious threat to Jiang Yunzi's rule. With his hands tied at every turn, Jiang Yunzi raised an eyebrow and came up with a truly despicable idea: He would send his younger brother, whose r 9.3kFavorites17.1kClicks/ch4.6kGifts

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    Second comment: That's too harsh! This seme is really too harsh. I originally thought that describing the younger brother as a sheath between the seme and uke was already very harsh, but the seme directly compared the younger brother to a sheep intestine sheath in front of him, which is the condom of ancient times [thumbs up]. This is a monthly subscription story; I recommend following it closely. A cheesy pure love story, an explosive love tale, and a twisted, sickly-looking male psychologist. What do I do when I fall in love at first sight with a wife I've already ruined before we even met? Of course, I destroy all the evidence and pretend to be a good guy to get close to her! [Okay] Orange Rain is perfect for writing these explosive, twisted pure love short stories, so please stop obsessing over your protagonist's "wife-chasing-after-the-cremation" plot, okay? You've already written enough hot spring stories, dear. PS: Although this association is inappropriate, every time the shou (bottom) suffers unbearable abdominal pain from clutching his stomach due to the Gu worms, I hallucinate menstrual cramps, and the way he relieves them is by having the gong (top) rub his stomach. This illness makes me hallucinate pain, lol. Also, although the gong ruined the shou, the shou's family is still there, so it's still within my acceptable limits.

40. 40 人 The Ultimate Guide to Wasting Your Life 人生浪费宝典 Gray Valley灰谷Danmei (BL)646k WordsCompleted Gu Yuting's car was caught in a landslide on the highway, and he came within a hair's breadth of dying in the wilderness. Luckily, Yu Shu saved his life, and he made it back alive. Grateful for the favor, Gu Yuting brought Yu Shu home with him. Yu Shu had lived in the mountains since childhood, cut off from the world. He knew nothing about social customs or how the world worked. That was all right. Gu Yuting could teach him, little by little. Before long, rumors were flying around town: The shi 126.1kFavorites130.7kClicks/ch390.7kGifts

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    Second editor: I didn't expect to quit before I even saw the pitfalls. This book really lacked excitement. The romance was slow and the plot was unclear. It's not a fantasy cultivation and leveling-up story, but a spiritual energy revival farming story with a little bit of infrastructure building. I personally have a deep-seated fear of Ash Valley's fantasies. Every one of her previous works has managed to provoke me in various ways. This one is alright so far (mainly because the tiger form of the uke is really cute). If anything goes wrong, I'll run away quickly.

41. 41 唇 Lip Island 唇岛 Coming Spring来春Danmei (BL)229k WordsCompleted - Xiang Jiayang has an extremely sensitive tongue. Even pressing it with a finger is enough to make him react. That’s why he’s always been very protective of his mouth, avoiding dentists like the plague. After breaking up with his ex, Xiang Jiayang went to Windbell Island to recuperate. One day, he happened to accompany a friend to a piercing shop. The owner, Su, was so handsome he made Xiang Jiayang weak in the knees. He was mixed-race, tall, gorgeous, and exactly Xiang Jiayang’s type. Love a 3.2kFavorites2kClicks/ch4.5kGifts

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    A sickly puppy-like uke (bottom) is paired with a cool, domineering seme (top). The puppy-like uke pursues the seme but isn't subservient; his pursuit is subtle, more like flirting. He's proactive in approaching but easily shy and even confides in his younger brother—very adorable. The seme is domineering but not overly so; he takes care of the uke's every need (there are many scenes of care and the puppy-like character). Even when being pursued, he's unsure of the uke's feelings but still attentively cares for him. He's cool to outsiders but gentle to the uke—a double standard from beginning to end. After the uke's true identity is revealed, the seme hesitates but the seme takes a strong and proactive approach. The whole story has a strong summer vibe, the writing is smooth and refreshing, a sweet and heartwarming summer treat without any bitterness. PS: Although the protagonist has a dual personality, his younger brother Joe has a strong white knight complex (protective instinct) towards him and is considered his most devoted fan. Joe hates all men who get close to the protagonist. In the end, the protagonist also gains the younger brother's approval, and the dual personality will gradually be cured.

42. 42 我 My Fate, Too. 我命也命。 Wild Deer in the Fields野有死鹿Danmei (BL)511k WordsCompleted Zhang Deng felt like he was done for. As an editor, he reported plagiarism, only to be attacked online by the plagiarist's influencer fans. The comments were so vile they could drown the whole backend. On the day he was so mentally frayed he saw Wei Yuanye, he thought he'd lost his mind: Wei Yuanye, a man so handsome it was explosive, with a temper even more explosive than his looks. He took down the person spreading rumors in a few punches, almost turning Zhang Deng into the next big influence 12.3kFavorites9.5kClicks/ch22.9kGifts

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    I haven't finished reading it yet, so I don't know how to describe it. I just really like it and it's very good.

43. 43 代 Code Name: Wimp [Quick Transmigration] 代号窝囊废[快穿] Long-Nosed Dog长鼻子狗Danmei (BL)450k WordsCompleted Jiang Wei is a complete pushover, and he knows it. Ever since he was little, he’s had a bad temper but no guts, picking on those weaker than him and cowering before anyone stronger. He throws his weight around at home, and he’s a natural crybaby, too. Every day, he takes advantage of his parents’ affection to rule the household, and at school he bosses around the friends who indulge him. But the moment he runs into someone with a backbone, he panics and bolts, then shows up at his friends’ or fa 7.5kFavorites5.9kClicks/ch7.3kGifts

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    Third part: The third world has a very detailed plot about the female supporting character and the bottom fighting over jewelry, and the bottom getting jealous and losing to the female supporting character. It's very classic and disgusting. It's written so classic that I wondered if I had gone back to ten years ago [rainbow fart]. Second editor: The second world has a slightly more doted-on feel, but that's not important. Unexpectedly, this little wimp is actually quite love-struck, and his level of frustration is as high as ever, but the two main characters are still quite sweet, 99. The protagonist is a clumsy and pathetic uke (bottom), while the seme (top) is wicked and lecherous. The uke is quite adorable, and his clumsiness is funny. The story lives up to its name; it does feel pathetic and frustrating to read. However, the uke's cuteness and clumsiness balance out the frustration. It's fine as a comedy, but probably not a story about a beloved character. Even near the end of the first world, there's little sense of being a beloved character; it seems like everyone dislikes (?) The uke. Let's see how the later worlds go. Also, the author makes many typos, frequently misspelling supporting characters' names, but I haven't seen the author correct them.

44. 44 夜 The Night Bus 夜游巴士 The Wind Follows My Command风听我令Danmei (BL)350k WordsCompleted Lin Jingsong received a call through an app for volunteers helping people with visual impairments. He helped the caller read the number on a thermometer. When he heard the caller’s voice, he paused, then patiently answered his question. Afterward, Lin Jingsong stayed in touch with the visually impaired caller through the app for a long time. Much later, Lin Jingsong met him in person, and they became friends offline. His new friend, who had almost completely lost his sight, was the ex-boyfriend 10.3kFavorites6.8kClicks/ch9.3kGifts

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    This book is both bittersweet and heartwarming. It's not the kind of bittersweet romance you get from reading a couple's story. I'll read it slowly and then give my review.

45. 45 k Kiss Maniac Syndrome kiss狂魔综合征 Gift Socks礼物袜子Danmei (BL)456k WordsCompleted [Publication rights secured. Updates on Weibo: @Liwu Wazi] Lu Xiping is a laid-back international student who gained hundreds of thousands of followers by filming a day in the life of a shut-in mouse-person. His mouse-person foil is his childhood friend Wei Shengyang, an unstoppable human dynamo who has had way too much energy ever since he was little. Fans love watching both the ultra-low-energy mouse-person laze in bed and the ultra-high-energy dynamo go shopping. But the account’s videos on 198.9kFavorites198.4kClicks/ch168.9kGifts

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    This is such a wonderfully sweet and perfect book, featuring two incredibly lifelike and god-like characters. I'd call it a private exploration diary of childhood sweethearts, and as the title suggests, it's packed with kisses—it's so incredibly erotic! [Heart emoji] The two, usually so sarcastic and quirky, transform into a super sweetheart—the top calling him "brother" and "baby" while exuding a mature, older vibe—and the bottom, a cat-like bottom who's speechless when praised and lets himself be kissed and petted. It's basically a love triangle, depicting the evolution of their childhood sweetheart relationship. The "you're the closest person in my life, my anchor" feeling is so strong, so sweet! [Please emoji]

46. 46 背 Betraying the Protagonist [Quick Transmigration] 背刺主角后[快穿] Mechanical Frog机械青蛙Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted 16.3kFavorites19kClicks/ch29.1kGifts

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    It's a fairly well-written book, with some satisfying emotional outbursts. The downside is its clichéd nature; it uses very common tropes, coupled with decent writing and emotional descriptions, but the plot is practically nonexistent. Also, the author's previous book completely ruined my experience; it felt very disjointed. In the first world, I was tricked into being a sickly but incredibly powerful uke, but in the second world, he became timid and hesitant. And I haven't read a clichéd, mindless story like this in years—the uke kneeling before a female concubine and then being slapped in the face by the emperor.

47. 47 貂 The Eunuch’s Dagger 貂珰 Frozen Superman冻感超人Danmei (BL)1.2M WordsCompleted The Crown Prince Zhao happened to meet a young eunuch named Qing Yun. Taking pity on him for being bullied, Crown Prince Zhao brought him into his care. He thought he had found a rough-cut gem, but it turned out to be an unyielding stone. No matter how carefully he tried to shape him, the boy remained stubborn, hard-headed, and impossible to change. [I hate that this body is not my own; everything is a source of grievance] Theme: Like a mayfly between heaven and earth, like one grain of millet 129.6kFavorites93.9kClicks/ch1.4MGifts

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    The story is truly centered on Yun'er, with the entire narrative perfectly focused on her character development and emotions. We are witnessing Qingyun's life, her loves and hates, her growth, and her character arc.

48. 48 万 The Hated Omega Rejects the Reconciliation 万人嫌omega拒绝火葬场 Adding and Deleting Again and Again添添删删Danmei (BL)345k WordsCompleted 7.5kFavorites8.2kClicks/ch7.3kGifts

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    Second Editor: I can't take it anymore, it's just too melodramatic! I didn't realize it while reading, but thinking about it now, this story is practically a family ethics war. The protagonist is a sadistic, weak, and submissive character who endured three years of torture and abuse in a disciplinary center (not just flirting, but including physical violence, beatings, rape, and abuse). I don't consider the scumbags during this time as the dominant ones; the main dominants are the protagonist's husband and nominal relatives, including his two fathers. So far, the plot has shown that the protagonist lost his glands, and then his Omega father transplanted his glands into him. His Alpha father used the high compatibility between the two glands to get close to the protagonist. Although they aren't his biological father, the protagonist has lived with them since he was eight years old—this is just too immoral! [Laughing and crying with facepalm] The author truly deserves the title of "flower author." PS: To me, it felt a bit like melodramatic for the sake of melodrama. The protagonist was too soft, the character was portrayed as too young, and the characters' emotions changed too quickly. The background and power dynamics in the story were also not well-reasoned. Having read the story about the protagonist's child, I found quite a few problematic elements. The prequel featured two tops who were a couple (they kissed but never had sex; the protagonist was an ABO character who was tricked into marriage by the two tops) and a certain degree of tragic romance. However, the protagonist's self-awareness and confessions in the prequel were well-written, and I was moved when he expressed some of his thoughts. While the ending for the two tops wasn't exactly happy or a perfect happy ending, I could accept that. But the protagonist in this book suffers terribly, almost unbearably so. I hope the author continues the style of the prequel and chooses an OE (Open Emotional) or BE (Bad Ending).

49. 49 只 I Have to Play Out the Plot Myself! [Apocalypse] 只好自己走剧情了！[末世] Ma Hu Zijun马户子君Danmei (BL)266k WordsCompleted [A completed novella of just over 200,000 Chinese characters] A hilarious, sweet, feel-good story Qi He spent twelve years as a game tester, specializing in finding bugs and pulling off outrageous tricks. After dying unexpectedly, he transmigrated into an apocalypse. On the first day, he was bound to the System and told that he was a cannon-fodder character in this world. At every key plot point, he had to play his role according to the script. The first plot point. The System summarized: “You 365.1kFavorites397.4kClicks/ch682.9kGifts

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    I subscribed to all of them but stopped at the beginning of the paid subscription period. Personally, I don't think they're as good as the previous ones. I'll give a full review after I finish reading them.

50. 50 魔 The Demon King Makes Entertainment in Another World 魔王在异界搞文娱 Spring Breeze Afar春风遥Danmei (BL)542k WordsCompleted [Main story complete] As a famous paparazzo in the entertainment industry, Lu Jia knows every marketing trick in the book. Wherever there's a juicy scoop, he's sure to be there. Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, and never the same scoop twice. At last, one day, even the heavens couldn't stand it anymore. A bolt of lightning struck him and sent him to another world. After transmigrating, he discovers that his mother is a saintess and his father is the Demon King of Hell. As living p 172.6kFavorites193.2kClicks/ch697.7kGifts

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    I agree with all of Spring Breeze's works except for a certain early one.

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