Kiss Maniac Syndrome

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Lu Xiping is a laid-back international student who gained hundreds of thousands of followers by filming a day in the life of a shut-in mouse-person.

His mouse-person foil is his childhood friend Wei Shengyang, an unstoppable human dynamo who has had way too much energy ever since he was little.

Fans love watching both the ultra-low-energy mouse-person laze in bed and the ultra-high-energy dynamo go shopping.

But the account’s videos only do especially well when they post comparison vlogs. The two of them take up half the screen each, and neither can be left out.

Because what fans actually love most is the faint, bizarre nemesis-turned-couple vibe as the two trade barbs from across the screen.

Netizen: Are you two really not a couple...?

Lu Xiping: We’re not.

Lu Xiping: We’re enemies.

Wei Shengyang: Right, we’re not.

Wei Shengyang: We’re actually not close at all. It’s not like I picked him at my first-birthday grab ceremony, called out “Xiping, pick me up” as my first words at age two, started sharing a bed with him at eight, dealt with a whole desk piled with his love letters at fifteen, applied to the same university as him at eighteen, and took care of booking his flights, getting concert tickets, carrying his suitcases, cooking, washing dishes, mopping the floor, and being his househusband when we were nineteen and living abroad.

Lu Xiping: …

They’d been at each other’s throats for almost twenty years.

For the first time, Lu Xiping was left speechless in front of Wei Shengyang.

Because they’d accidentally done it.

Lu Xiping politely said, “Please forget that happened. I’m straight, thanks.”

Wei Shengyang: No way, Brother Xiping.

Wei Shengyang: You slept with me and now you don’t want to take responsibility? T T

Lu Xiping: …Fuck. ^ ^

He was the one whose butt hurt!

After their accidental hookup, Wei Shengyang, who’d always seemed smug and obnoxious, suddenly turned into a horny maniac who couldn’t stop kissing him.

Wei Shengyang: Are you still straight?

Lu Xiping: ...Yes.

Wei Shengyang: But what if I’m not anymore, Brother Xiping? You’ve pushed me down a path where I’m neither straight nor a homewrecker.

A life that’s gone to hell and been given up on: a prickly cat of a slacker international-student shou VS A man whose life never misses a chance: a shameless, sharp-tongued, secretly besotted big-dog gong

Reading guide:

One-on-one, both are devoted to each other and each other’s first love. Noticeable height difference, 189 x 176, handsome gong and pretty shou.

Sex first, love later (?)

- The leads and their friends are eccentric college students and jokesters. They’re abroad, alive but barely, and don’t need to be normal. Same goes for the writing style.

If it’s not your thing, just click the X in the upper left. There are plenty of great books out there, and there’s someone for everyone.

- Set in a fictional modern world. No need to fact-check.

- The side couple is only mentioned in passing.

Please don’t blindly buy the whole thing! Everyone has different tastes, so it’s best to try a sample before deciding whether to purchase.

* Contains a moderate amount of sweet talk.

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[Some scenes have been revised and expanded. The author can only guarantee the official version is complete.]

[Official fan community has the same name.]

Theme: Keep looking forward, and live happily and freely.