When the Blurb Doesn't Match, Red Flags Immediately 货不对板当场排雷

1 苦 The Hard-Working Social Animal and the Top a Got Pregnant First and Then Fell in Love 苦命社畜和顶A先孕后爱了 Yuan Zhoulü袁舟律Danmei (BL)352k WordsCompleted 16.5kFavorites19.3kClicks/ch3.8kGifts

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Smoker Gong

2 穿 The Orange Cat Dressed as a Scumbag and Attacking the Emperor 穿成渣攻皇帝的橘猫 Not a Single Leaf Tied to the Boat一叶不系舟Danmei (BL)341k WordsCompleted 4.4kFavorites11kClicks/ch414Gifts

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For example, in articles about cat abuse, without mentioning torture, the categories of cat abuse behaviors include: kicking the cat*2, throwing the cat*2, picking up the cat by the tail*2, throwing the cat into ink*1, grabbing the cat's neck and dragging it back when it is uncomfortable*1, the cat is a waste of life, and locking the cat outside to freeze*1, even if you are not a cat lover, it is a bit unbearable.

3 恶 Oh, Evil Dragon, Where Are You? [Gourmet] 恶龙恶龙你在哪里[美食] Rain Nourishes the Eight Wilds雨泽八荒Danmei (BL)254k WordsCompleted 1.9kFavorites3.2kClicks/ch338Gifts

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Do you mean to say that after being bullied and being bullied, you stood up for them and were kicked out of the house? You have a good life, Holy Father, get out of here.

4 小 Little Widow 小寡夫 998Danmei (BL)538k WordsCompleted 19.7kFavorites18.1kClicks/ch16.9kGifts

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It was extremely uncomfortable to watch. It felt like a young widow who was about to be swallowed up by the stinky society could only find a less filthy man among a bunch of wretched men to remarry. I couldn't even understand that the parents-in-law who kicked her out of the house were already pregnant with a child. Just because the youngest son wanted to marry her, she kicked her future grandson out of the house. She is really a genius.

5 土 The Land God Is Engaged in Construction on the Waste Star 土地神在废星搞建设 Xia Yunning夏昀宁Danmei (BL)306k WordsOngoing 453Favorites292Clicks/ch1.1kGifts

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It's rare to see food articles that are written in such a dry and unappetizing way. Gong and the male supporting actors appear like male models from a certain music group and dance smoothly in two moves. Their behavior is even more gangster-like. Smelling omega glands is tantamount to sex. He actually went to smell the glands one after another in disturbing places. He actually used Earth Escape to go to other planets. Where did the earth come from in the universe to escape? It is said that black hole space travel is more reliable than Earth Escape. The foreshadowing is extremely blunt, and the writing is dry to the point of cracking.

6 只 Just Want to Compile the Relationship 只是想要编制的关系 Star Gradient星渐层Danmei (BL)467k WordsCompleted 108.4kFavorites117kClicks/ch73.5kGifts

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The author of the sadomasochism-level attack and control estimated that writing about studying hard to take the postgraduate entrance examination is more interesting than writing about being entangled by a weird family. It is not even one-sided, but the kind of cold-faced washing of underwear. While getting angry and running out, he was ridiculed and came to please with a hot face and a cold buttocks, and vomited.

7 满 The Maxed-Level Sacred Mountain Begs Me to Save the Interstellar [Apocalyptic] 满级神山求我拯救星际[末世] People's Hearts Riot人心暴动Danmei (BL)292k WordsCompleted 2.4kFavorites4kClicks/ch1.3kGifts

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I feel like the writing is not quite right. It really feels like the author thinks that the readers understand, so the readers should understand. It's funny but I can't stand it. The author writes every plot just like the horror game Jumping Face, and it flashes and disappears.

8 你 Don’t Come Any Closer! 你不要过来啊 Drinking and Singing醉饮长歌Danmei (BL)380k WordsCompleted 205.1kFavorites666kClicks/ch234.9kGifts

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Forgot what to say

9 给 Serving as a Cauldron for Long Aotian [Puishu] 给龙傲天当炉鼎[穿书] Beyond the Windy Woods风林外Danmei (BL)555k WordsCompleted 30.1kFavorites31kClicks/ch3.3kGifts

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It's 2025... How can I still see such a silly and sweet heroine from ancient times being so popular?

10 拜 Worship Me and I Will Make You Rich 拜我，我让你发财 Fly Far Away向远飞Danmei (BL)282k WordsCompleted 29.3kFavorites60.1kClicks/ch12.3kGifts

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The left and right sides of the brain are fighting each other. On the one hand, they say that Shou should keep a low profile and be careful of being noticed, while on the other hand, Shou is conspicuous and used as a thorn. I don't know if it's love or hate.

11 我 The Ancestor I Serve Based on My Ability 我凭本事伺候的老祖 A Boat Crossing Emerald Waters沙舟踏翠Danmei (BL)416k WordsCompleted 25.5kFavorites68kClicks/ch31.1kGifts

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I feel like a coward in my nest, I feel so cowardly

12 怀 After Being Pregnant with a Dragon Cub, She Was Kissed 怀了龙崽后被和亲了 Lin Buhuan林不欢Danmei (BL)346k WordsCompleted 22.6kFavorites27kClicks/ch5kGifts

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An anonymous Gong slept with Shou and got pregnant, and then Shou was sent to get married and grab Gong's big number and register like crazy. The writing was very similar. If it was not written well, it would be Chuang Fei and everyone. A strong feeling of Shou would be a phoenix or an ox. You mortals, pigs and dogs, might as well see me, the Dragon Master. All of them knelt down. It made me feel uncomfortable. I got adjectives. Tianlongrengong x Tianfengrenshou. I felt like my blood was being sucked through the screen.

13 许 Assistant Xu Always Pretends That He Is Not Familiar with Me 许助理总是假装和我不熟 Yu Jing羽镜Danmei (BL)334k WordsCompleted 20.5kFavorites18.2kClicks/ch9kGifts

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Promise me, if you meet someone like Gong, don't beat him up. Just call the police and write a lawyer's letter. I'll send you a bunch of people. I'll look at you like a cluck, so I can get you drunk even after knowing you haven't drank. Then I think you agreed to 419 and molested you. Hello, this is not called 419, this is called baiting arrows. He is strong. I haven't seen such a pure low-end in a long time.

14 穿 Wearing Books and Becoming the Son of a Literary Immortal Who Tormented Him 穿书成虐文仙尊生的崽 Lin Shuman林书漫Danmei (BL)399k WordsCompleted 4.6kFavorites7kClicks/ch1.3kGifts

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Laughing to death, all the sufferings suffered by Immortal Lord Shou and the protagonist are all caused by Mo Zun Gong. I suggest Mo Zun Gong filigree himself first.