Originally titled I Transmigrated into a Tyrant's Orange Cat. Updates have been moved to after 9 p.m. Please see the blurb below for content warnings.
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Anonymous question: How can the protagonist save himself after transmigrating into an old-school, melodramatic political intrigue novel?
Top-voted answer: Thanks for asking. Change species. Tried and tested.
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Su Yiqiu transmigrated into a book. He landed in an old-school political intrigue novel full of angst, where all manner of scum gong would torment him until he went mad, before forcing a happy ending.
Tonight marked the beginning of his misfortune. The number-one scum gong was on his way!
Su Yiqiu was so scared his knees were shaking.
But just before the tyrant gong stepped through the door, Su Yiqiu suddenly turned into a little orange cat.
The kind with especially short legs.
Its belly brushed the ground as it walked.
Fine, a cat it is. At least he won’t have to ride one of those extravagant trains anymore. Great.
But he underestimated the tyrant. The tyrant had spies planted all over the harem, and one day he finally caught Su Yiqiu before he could turn into a cat.
Su Yiqiu was so startled that he turned into a cat on the spot.
The tyrant froze.
So the little orange cat that had been following him around begging for food and attention lately was the young consort who’d been playing hard to get and disappearing on him!
But...
I spent so long looking for you, and this is how you play me?!
The tyrant grabbed Su Yiqiu by the scruff and hoisted him up.
“Turn back into a person for me!!!”
Everyone thought His Majesty had gone mad with rage.
Su Yiqiu used this trick to get out of trouble time and time again. But as time went on, it worked less and less, and he grew slower to react.
Then one day, he tried the same trick again, but halfway through, he got stuck. All he managed to transform were his ears and tail.
The tyrant grinned triumphantly.
“Why don’t you transform again? I’m watching.”
Su Yiqiu: ...
I’m not transforming. I’m doomed.
A shameless-to-the-impossible emperor gong x a sunshiney little orange cat shou
[Content warnings]
1. Strictly monogamous, one gong and one shou, both sexually inexperienced.
2. The emperor is a shameless dog, an absolute dog. That bastard is full of bad ideas!
3. The shou isn’t all that clever. He’s a silly cat.
4. There will be a heterosexual side couple, but they’ll have very little page time. Very little.
5. The author’s brain isn’t working too well either. I’ll add more if I think of anything. Orz
[Coming soon]
Min Wangran’s precious little disciple was sick.
It was a very expensive illness.
As the head of a poor, third-rate sect, Min Wangran was losing more and more hair over the astronomical cost of treatment.
Then one day, he encountered something called a System. It told him to become someone else’s “stand-in.” As long as he raised a stat called Heartbreak Points, he’d earn plenty of spirit stones.
Poor Min Wangran slapped his thigh. “Nobody else gets to do it! I’m in!”
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The person he had to stand in for was Shen Junxian, a fallen prodigy of the Four Heavens Sect and once the whole sect’s beloved white moonlight.
Min Wangran had the same constitution as Shen Junxian, making him a human medicine vessel. His grandmaster used him to make medicine, never offering him a word of comfort, no matter how much it hurt.
[Heartbreak Points +1, Spirit Stones +1,000]
His senior brother had long coveted Shen Junxian. He planted a love bug in the stand-in and forced him to say, “I love you, Senior Brother.”
[Heartbreak Points +10, Spirit Stones +10,000]
The Sword Venerable had once been close to the white moonlight. Seeing Min Wangran, whose appearance resembled Shen Junxian’s, he called him a good-for-nothing with nothing but a pretty face.
[Heartbreak Points +100, Spirit Stones +100,000]
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Now he had money, and his precious disciple was slowly recovering.
Min Wangran stopped losing hair, and his legs stopped hurting.
To cure his disciple completely, he carried out the most tragic plotline in the story: the scum gongs sacrificed him to fill the demonic pit.
But the instant he leaped in, the scum gongs changed their minds. Their eyes reddened as they desperately tried to save him.
His precious disciple was so overwhelmed by the shock that he instantly went mad.
The disciple tore off the first mask he wore, revealing the long-dead white moonlight of the Four Heavens Sect!
While Min Wangran was still reeling, he tore off a second mask.
Beneath it was the Demon Venerable, who had been jointly sealed away a thousand years ago.
The Demon Venerable pulled him out of the demonic pit and destroyed the world with a wave of his hand.
“What are you going to give me in return for what you did to my master?”
[Notes]
1. The disciple is the gong.
2. The master has no heart, literally.
3. This should be a sweet story about mutual salvation...
4. I’ll add more if I think of anything. Orz
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How should I put it? Although I read the whole article a little bit hurriedly, I still don't quite understand what the author is writing, what the theme is, how the protagonist's love came about, and the world has been reset for fifteen times without a clear explanation. The wall in the Huo family is really outrageous. The emperor has been in charge for so long, and It is really outrageous that the Queen Mother listens to politics behind the curtain. There is no explanation of how Xiao Huo became the Queen Mother's biological son. There is no explanation of how Xing got in. There is no explanation of why the books he saw are different. Many things are not explained. The ending is hasty. It can only be said that Da Da's writing skills are not enough and need to be tempered. Anyway, after watching it, I felt lonely watching it from beginning to end. Why did they fall in love? Where does the love come from? There are still many loopholes that have not been filled in. I still hope that when writing the article, I will outline it well and write down the details carefully, instead of just writing randomly when my mind is hot.
I feel sorry for Xiao Qi, it's been 160,000 years
Well, 160,000 years, I am very satisfied hahaha
Just gone??!!!!!????
This mechanism reminds me of children building building blocks. Children have many building blocks, and the number is certain, and they can build many houses. Sometimes the house will be broken. If the building blocks are not broken, they can be torn down and rebuilt. If the building blocks are broken, they have to take the building blocks from other more completely broken houses to repair the house, but because they are taken from other houses, It came over, so this building block seems out of place with this house. When this house completely collapses, its building blocks will be used to fill other houses. At the same time, the excess building blocks can continue to build a new house. In the meantime, sometimes the building blocks break and fall out of new usable shapes, but rarely, so these old ones are always repeated, destroying the new life.
It turns out that Chang Li also used up 15 opportunities.
Why are you so cruel all of a sudden?
Qiuqiu and Qi Jing are both so pitiful (?;;`)
He hit his wife as soon as he opened the door, so hard, so hard (gritting his teeth)
The code is messed up and inserted at will. The small world under the control of the main world can be said to be a mess, and everyone has it.