Coming soon: A Survival Guide for Inferior Guides
A silly little fairy transmigrates as a cannon-fodder villain, only to be thoroughly ravished
Jiang Xun was born from the earth itself, with an official position already waiting for him. He spent nearly a century apprenticing under 256 Earth Gods.
On the day he was due to become a full-fledged official, Jiang Xun, who had almost inherited the Kitchen God's mantle, was kicked into the interstellar era by the God of Good Fortune.
In the interstellar era, Blue Star, humanity's home, had become a barren planet.
Jiang Xun looked at the endless yellow sands, ready to show off his skills, only to discover his magic had run dry.
Small, helpless, and terrified, Jiang Xun asked, "Don't you people grow crops?"
As the saying goes, food is the people's paramount concern.
The next day, unable to afford a stall fee, Jiang Xun secretly set up a snack stand outside an upscale residential complex.
After all, the way to people's hearts is through their stomachs.
Kitchen God: A promising student!
God of Good Fortune: ???
Besides that, you need to give people what they want and treat the problem at its source.
Some forum: Sweet, soft omegas are the truth of the world and the law of the universe!
Jiang Xun: Omegas?
After a little research,
Jiang Xun looked around, scooped up a pile of dirt, rolled it into a ball, and stuck it to the back of his neck.
Blue Star had been classified as a barren planet for centuries, but one day, shipping routes and a spaceport were reopened.
Stunning Huizhou architecture, misty Jiangnan scenery, unforgettable traditional cuisine, and the long-lost culture of Huaxia.
Blue Star returned to the public eye and rose to the top of the interstellar list of livable planets!
The first duty of every Blue Star resident: know how to farm and love farming!
The interstellar people, long tormented by mental pollution: I love farming! I want to be a farmer!!!
After pretending to be an omega, Jiang Xun discovers that his gland expires every so often, leaving him hot and desperately needy.
Most importantly, gland expiration is contagious!
Jiang Xun, with zero knowledge of biology: That's terrifying. Being an omega is so hard. Is there really no way to fix it?
Answer: There is, dear. Kisses, cuddles, and sex.
Jiang Xun looks completely bewildered: That doesn't seem right...
Anonymous 1234: Glances away, eagerly waiting
Jiang Xun: ???
A certain relationship forum
Anonymous 1: How do I get an omega to feel sorry for me?
Anonymous 2: How do I steal another dog's affection?
Anonymous 3: How should I dress to catch an omega's eye?
Anonymous 4: The boss likes an omega but is too afraid to confess. What should he do?
Coming soon: A Survival Guide for Inferior Guides
After transmigrating, Jiang An becomes the vile cannon-fodder in a sentinel-guide novel, a character who stops at nothing and meets a tragic end.
He's an inferior guide who can't perform a mental calibration and doesn't even have a spirit companion.
To survive, he has to maintain his cannon-fodder persona. The System demands:
When facing the handsome, sunny senior everyone admires, he must relentlessly pour out his lovesick feelings, stalk him, and passionately confess.
When facing the powerful and refined crown prince, he must dress to impress, throw himself at him, flatter him, and try to become the crown princess as soon as possible.
When facing the cold, sharp-tongued instructor, he must deliberately talk back and act like a troublemaker to earn special attention.
When facing the gentle, delicate protagonist, he must insult him, spread rumors, and pick fights, ruling the dorm like a little tyrant.
As characters favored by the author, the leads are all powerful S-class sentinels, each with an extraordinary spirit companion at the top of the food chain.
Holding his D-grade test results, Jiang An sniffles softly while putting on a brave face. Weak, pitiful, and helpless, he asks, "Am I really not going to get punched into a pancake?"
He diligently plays the clingy pest everyone hates, doing everything he can to drag the protagonist's group down.
Just as his miserable ending of imprisonment, threats, and a bullet to the head draws near, he is trying to figure out how to escape when the leads launch their ultimate revenge ahead of schedule!
The senior pins Jiang An against a door. Long, elegant fingers gently hook up the hem of his white sweater, revealing purplish marks inch by inch in the cool air...
"Look, how beautiful..."
In a sealed elevator, their foreheads touch. The group's crown prince patiently guides Jiang An's breathing, while fingers sheathed in black gloves slip perfectly into the gap in his tactical belt.
"Crying?"
The instructor grips his wrist tightly. Callused fingers cover the hand holding his gun, guiding the barrel with irresistible force until it rests against the instructor's slightly raised lip. "Why are you trembling?"
#A silly little fairy keeps tiptoeing along the edge of death#
#Probably not a normal person#
Theme: Protect the environment, love the land, and cherish food.
Baby, I think your meme is super interesting, but the text is so densely packed and my eyes are a little tired after reading it for a long time [Hold your chin]
🐶 This article is really a super hodgepodge
How to make people envious. "How" to catch insects, "how" it feels 🐶
Why doesn't the boss update anymore? 🥺
It looks good, come on 💪 invest some at the end of the month
They are all bad dogs, patronizing and taking advantage.
[Cat Claw] The busy dog catching master
"I've already bought it," which is a big bug for the author~
But how can a boy wear it if he has no breasts? He has no breasts.
It's really beautiful! What a new theme and the characters are all so cute 😳 recommend 😚