Qi Bao transmigrates into a dirt-poor rural village in ancient times. The family has nothing, and they're so broke they can barely afford to eat.
The villagers say his mother couldn't stand having a poor husband, so she abandoned them and ran off with another man. His father raised him single-handedly until he was four, but their life kept getting worse, and they never knew where their next meal would come from.
Qi Bao was an orphan in his previous life. After transmigrating, he is soon wrapped around his finger by his tender, doting father, who treats him like a treasure. His handsome dad has no flaws except that his cooking is awful, he can't earn money, and he's so strong he smashed their only bed, leaving Qi Bao to sleep on the dirt floor.
Qi Bao decides to use his modern-day intelligence to help his good-for-nothing dad get rich and find a beautiful wife.
He puts up notices everywhere, looking for a wife for his dad and a mother for himself. Nothing matters more than the three of them building a good life together!
One night, a heavy snowfall closes off the mountain. His father goes hunting and doesn't come back all night.
The next day, his handsome dad carries back an injured man. He's imposing, cold, wickedly charming, and incredibly handsome. Through gritted teeth, he angrily calls out his dad's name: Shen Junqin!
Only then does Qi Bao realize that, damn it, he picked up the wrong script. This isn't a story about farming and getting rich!
He's transmigrated into a male-pregnancy xianxia novel, a classic Immortal Venerable x Demon Venerable pairing.
His handsome dad is the Immortal Venerable from the Ninth Heaven, who cultivates the Path of Heartlessness. The higher his cultivation, the more heartless he becomes. The Demon Venerable his father brought home is his other dad.
Qi Bao was born to his handsome dad. His father is undergoing a mortal tribulation, has forgotten his past, and lost all his cultivation. Once the tribulation ends and he ascends, the first thing he'll do is kill his husband to prove his Dao and abandon his son.
Qi Bao looks at his beautiful, gentle Immortal Venerable dad, then at his lovesick, unhinged Demon Venerable dad, and sinks into thought: You can get rid of your dumbass top if you want, but you're also going to abandon the son you keep calling "baby"???!!!
1. Qi Bao is a cool, cocky kid who isn't good at acting cute. He has a couple too: his nemesis, who also transmigrated and is currently enduring humiliation and making a living by acting cute somewhere else.
2. The early chapters are about the two dads farming in the mortal world. Later, they focus on the cultivation prodigy and his nemesis-couple.
3. The Immortal Venerable dad is very gentle with Qi Bao, but acts like a haughty queen and ignores his love interest~
4. I'll start posting once I've stockpiled 250,000 words. Note from April 22, 2023.
5. Cover art by @Moyu Laodao
A farming and childbearing novel is now online. Please add my story to your reading list: The Marquis's Fake Young Master Returns to the Village to Marry a Rustic Man
The bottom is a fake young master of the marquis's household, and a beautiful boy.
He lived in the capital for eighteen years. When the beloved real young master was found, he couldn't tolerate the bottom, so they sent him back to his own family.
His biological father is an impoverished scholar who arranges a marriage for him with a spoiled young master from a prominent family in town.
The spoiled young master is a genuine wastrel. He's addicted to gambling, has gambled away the family fortune, and even plans to hand the bottom over to an official's son to settle his debts.
The bottom refuses, and the spoiled young master accidentally dies on the road into town.
The bottom plans to go home and tell his mother-in-law that he's already pregnant with the wastrel's child, then put the household in order and slowly establish himself...
The bottom looks at the dead wastrel and finally breathes a sigh of relief.
The next moment, the wastrel opens his eyes again, smiling through a bloody, mangled face. "Little beauty, why so tense? I'm not going to die, don't worry. Come on, give me a smile."
The bottom immediately smashes a rock into his face and runs away.
Who knew the wastrel would be so tough? A few days later, he crawls back home!
The bottom thinks: I'm done for!
But the wastrel is like a different person. He gives up his bad habits, works hard, takes care of his family, and even treats the bottom with respect. The two of them work together to put the household in perfect order, and he can even produce all sorts of wonderful things the bottom has never seen before.
The bottom is constantly worried that once this man remembers the attempt on his life, he'll take revenge.
Revenge never comes. Instead, they turn their declining family into the richest in the entire country, get targeted by the royal family and exiled after their home is confiscated, and eventually succeed in a rebellion...
The bottom is completely stunned when the top puts him on the throne!
The top says: "I'm much better suited to being a wastrel and living off my husband than being an emperor!"
The top was tired of the lonely, lifeless, numb existence of the post-apocalyptic world. After blowing himself up with the zombie king, he transmigrated to ancient times with his spatial storage packed full of supplies.
When he wakes up, the first thing he sees is a gorgeous beauty looking at him with concern and apprehension.
Overwhelmed after going so long without talking to anyone, the top says something rude. The beauty beats him up and runs off. When the top wakes up with blood all over his face, he thinks he must have frightened the beauty and decides he has to apologize.
He searches the whole town and goes home, only to discover that the beauty is his wife!
Could he possibly be this lucky?
Later, the top discovers he's transmigrated into a novel. The protagonist is his wife, and he is the wife's wastrel husband who died young.
After the protagonist's husband dies, the protagonist pretends to be pregnant and stays with the family. He's so capable that he transforms the family's fortunes, making it the richest in the world and a powerful merchant house. Then, after saving the Ninth Prince who was living in exile, he wins the prince's favor and eventually becomes the empress!
The top grits his teeth in anger. My wife works so hard to manage the family and build a business. Since when does an out-of-favor Ninth Prince get to reap the rewards? Am I dead or something?
Theme: Treasure the present.
Baby, you are the best little dragon in the world [Spread Flowers]
Yunqi baby, you are still too naive [transformed]
I really can't stand the misanthropy, can't I unify my cultivation? Sometimes left, sometimes right. The same is true for the previous chapters. In this chapter, the front foot is out of the body and the back foot is Nascent Soul. The cultivation level can still be improved 🍉
[Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers][Spread flowers], Daddy Shen, is it possible that they slept like this in the first place?
You are a little golden dragon, give me a hug [spread flowers]
Why did Duwu not know that he was their cub?
Xiaobao was frightened by his own tail, just like my cat, hahahaha, fighting wits and courage with his own tail
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh
I'm going to laugh like a rat, hahahahahahaha
Lan Lan, why can you switch between being shrewd and foolish???