Blurb:
Steal someone else's opportunity and cultivation technique, and you'll have to repay them with yourself.
But in this vast world, why does everyone say he owes them? Because karmic debts can be cleared, but debts of love are harder to settle.
Wujang Yue, a disciple of an immortal sect, wakes from a dream one day and discovers that he's a background character in a book.
The heroine is the junior sister who just joined his sect. Not only does she take the spot meant for a personal disciple, she also gathers up all his fellow disciples, each with an extraordinary background.
The junior sister's path to immortality is smooth, and every man in her harem is a peerless talent.
They all have bright futures ahead of them.
Only the second senior brother gets just a few lines about his fate in the book:
“Only the second senior brother was utterly ordinary, with pitiful aptitude. He never ascended in his entire life.”
“In the end, he became a lowly sweeper at the gate of an immortal mountain.”
Wujang Yue was so furious he spat blood. Why? Why!
He had dreamed of ascending for so long, enduring hardships and training diligently without ever slacking off for a single day! Just because his talent was ordinary, just because no one powerful stood behind him, was he doomed to such an ending?
If fate were fair, how could it leave people with such wildly different lives?
Consumed by resentment and rage, Wujang Yue remembered the heroine's greatest opportunity in the book: that bizarre dual-cultivation technique. A malicious thought took root, and he took it without a second thought.
But as his cultivation grew, his face became more beautiful, his figure more alluring, and his belly gradually began to swell.
Staring at his malformed body, Wujang Yue broke out in a cold sweat.
At last, he realized in terror that something was terribly wrong.
#A story about someone who thinks he's landed the Dragon-Slaying Protagonist's script, but is actually playing the seductive temptress in an erotic novel.
After obtaining the technique, Wujang Yue becomes obsessed with cultivation, focused on nothing but ascending.
His junior sister confesses her love, and he coldly rejects her;
His shiniang comes knocking late at night, and he scolds her as a licentious furnace cauldron;
His senior and junior brothers come to him one after another, and he toys with them like dogs, uses them completely, then cruelly casts them aside;
At last, beneath the dim night sky, he sees his master standing in the courtyard. Wujang Yue drops to his knees, his face deathly pale. “M-Master, spare me! This disciple won't dare do it again!”
Behind him, his shiniang, her clothes in disarray, boldly pulls him to his feet and rests her head against his shoulder, speaking softly.
“What are you afraid of, A-Yue? He already knows.”
Please note:
1. The bottom is a villain.
2. The original heroine is not actually female. No suggestive interactions between tops; a gloomy male ghost appears.
3. The fan-favorite aura transfers to him. He's already become beautiful at the beginning.
4. Pregnancy (parasitic).
5. Lots of potentially upsetting content. Please avoid if it's not for you.
A peek at my next upcoming book
“My Mother-in-Law Still Has Her Charms”
Married people are just irresistible.
Blurb:
As a ger, Zhou Ping's proudest achievement in life is that the two legitimate sons his husband had with his late first wife adore him, even though he's their stepmother.
That's because the former wife was his own elder brother.
His brother doted on him like a treasure, so even though Zhou Ping was only a concubine's son, he lived more pampered than a legitimate-born ger. As a result, he has a few wiles, but not many. After all, he's never needed them.
Years after his marriage, he suddenly dreams that they're all characters in a book.
The protagonist of the book is a penniless scholar who makes a living selling calligraphy and paintings beneath a bridge. He's actually of Houfu blood, though he doesn't know why he ended up living outside the family. Once he's recognized and taken back in, he'll begin his “Dragon-Slaying Protagonist” rise to power. Every cannon fodder and obstacle will die by his schemes.
As for their family
One of his two stepsons is a hooligan who kicks over the stall of a vendor trying to make a living. The other takes offense because the protagonist looks at him for too long, and cruelly orders his servants to beat him up.
The protagonist holds a grudge, and later makes them pay dearly.
Zhou Ping jolts awake from the nightmare in terror. With danger looming, he racks his brains and comes up with a simple plan: make the protagonist part of the family, and then he won't be able to come after them!
He can't help feeling rather pleased with himself, thinking that he now has a son-in-law who's the protagonist.
Who knew that no matter how hard he tries, he can't get his foolish son together with the man? After working himself to the bone all day, he's clutching his handkerchief and wailing over the wealth he's about to lose when someone suddenly corners him against a wall.
“Do you want to be family with me that badly?”
The protagonist's gaze is unreadable as he takes a strand of Zhou Ping's hair and inhales its scent. “I think Pingping still has plenty of charm. Why not offer yourself to me?”
(Provisional blurb for the upcoming book)
Theme: Remain resilient and unyielding in the face of adversity
A normal relationship makes people envious, while a deformed love makes people want to stop and press! ! Give me this guy, the male lead
It would look weird if it wasn't my own face🤔But it's just a bunch of guys looking for sex, so what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid? ? ? [Covering face, laughing and crying]
Fast forward to the night scene, I want to do Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
So pretty yah yah yah
So pretty Yamiami [milk tea]
Oh, it smells really good [poor][poor][empty bowl][empty bowl]
Woohoo, so pretty
I'm laughing so hard that I'm going to arrest the mistress now.
The fiery Satsuki warms my heart
Goddess, I will follow you all my life [Sahua][Sahua] I like your writing so much [Sahua][Sahua]
A normal relationship makes people envious, while a deformed love makes people want to stop and press! ! Give me this guy, the male lead
It would look weird if it wasn't my own face🤔But it's just a bunch of guys looking for sex, so what kind of pot goes with what kind of lid? ? ? [Covering face, laughing and crying]
Fast forward to the night scene, I want to do Fa Fa Fa Fa Fa
So pretty yah yah yah
So pretty Yamiami [milk tea]
Oh, it smells really good [poor][poor][empty bowl][empty bowl]
Woohoo, so pretty
I'm laughing so hard that I'm going to arrest the mistress now.
The fiery Satsuki warms my heart
Goddess, I will follow you all my life [Sahua][Sahua] I like your writing so much [Sahua][Sahua]