Help! What Should I Do About My Best Friend Declaring Himself the Divine Son of the Star Plasma Vessel Cult?

#What should I do when my best friend and I switch souls, and he appoints himself the Star Religious Group's holy son and keeps going off the rails?# Five years after defecting from Jujutsu High, the most evil curse user, Suguru Geto, was preparing to give a sermon when the scene before him abruptly changed into Tokyo Jujutsu High. After a moment of questioning his entire life, Geto finally realized that it wasn't just the surroundings that had changed. He was now in the body of the best friend he'd fallen out with five years ago. Suguru Geto: “...” As he sprinted back to the Star Religious Group, he was caught on the spot by his former teacher, now Principal Yaga, and dragged back to the classroom. In a daze, he endured a scolding for his best friend's having skipped class 29 days out of the month as a teacher. At last, after getting chewed out, teaching class, and cleaning up the huge mess his best friend had left behind, Geto hurried back to the Star Religious Group. That was when he discovered the real nightmare had only just begun. “Hey, you're just in time.” His best friend, dressed up as the cult leader, had his hair done up in a bunch of tiny braids and wore a heavily altered robe with a high slit and plunging neckline. When Geto burst in, he gave him a malicious smile. “The story about the evil cult leader who tricked the strongest jujutsu sorcerer, got pregnant, and ran off is only halfway through~” Suguru Geto: “...” He blacked out. This time, he really couldn't bring himself to smile. It was far from over. After switching souls, Gojo and Geto took turns getting younger, then each turned into a fox and a cat. The two, who had once sworn never to see each other again, rekindled their old friendship, and even took it a step further. ...This was a far cry from his original plan. Geto the fox lay on Ieiri Shoko's head, wistfully swishing his fluffy tail. He'd gone from an evil curse user who defected from Jujutsu High to the school's mascot... In the midst of this bizarre accident, he and his former best friend developed a more complicated, more intimate relationship. The Star Religious Group and Jujutsu High joined forces to punish the higher-ups, and successfully exposed a certain mastermind with stitches on his head. Everything seemed to be getting better. But... “Gojo, do you think I'd give up my greater cause because of this?” Domain Expansion: Unlimited Void Domain Expansion: Womb Profusion Gojo/Geto, no switching or reversals. Happy ending. My own interpretation of the characters, with mountains of headcanon. OOC warning. [A preview of my upcoming Jujutsu High Gojo/Geto novel, “It's Not Like This in a Galgame!”] [The blurb is below. Please add it to your favorites~~~] The day before starting at Jujutsu High, Gojo Satoru got a game console. It only had one game on it: a romance game. System: [Player Gojo Satoru detected. Issuing your fated lover (crossed out) best friend.] A black-haired boy with golden fox eyes appeared on the screen. He smiled at Gojo, a strange tuft of hair sticking up on his head. The System spoke with great feeling: [Your fox wife (crossed out) best friend has been issued. Raise their affection according to the story to unlock all kinds of special character forms~] A story prompt popped up: [It's your first day at Tokyo Jujutsu High. You meet your fated lover (crossed out) best friend, Suguru Geto. What do you say to him?] [A. Your bangs are weird.] [B. Your eyes are so small.] [C. I've booked room 572 at the love hotel next door. Let's go have a great time in there!] [D. Custom response] Did the System think he didn't know how these romance games worked? Gojo sneered and promptly ruled out the three wrong answers, A, B, and C, then chose D! A text box appeared. Gojo's fingers flew as he quickly typed the standard first-meeting line for a romance game: [Your bangs are weird, and your eyes are so small. I've booked room 572 at the love hotel next door. Let's go have a great time in there!] The big cat looked smug. Choosing all the options was obviously the best move! So the next day, when he saw the black-haired boy from the game at the entrance to Jujutsu High, he immediately shouted his answer! That day, Principal Yaga received a fine from the love hotel next door. On their first day of school, his two students had gotten into a no-holds-barred fight in one of its rooms, leaving him with a hefty bill for damages. Masamichi Yaga: “...” Theme: Love is the most twisted curse in the world.