Bad People Get Taken as Wives [Quick Transmigration]

People who are kind get bullied, while people who are awful get laid. Yu Lan is awful, and he’s bound to the Hated by Everyone Widowed System. His late husband was upright and honest, while Yu Lan is foolish, vain, and vicious. But his constitution is so weak that in every world, he suffers different kinds of rejection and comes down with strange illnesses. In the end, his belly even starts to swell. The upright characters he’s treated so horribly still scramble to be the father of his child. [Face Delusion] Yu Lan is a secretly married idol. His husband is a taciturn, stiff, honest benefactor, and Yu Lan is perfectly happy with that. But at some point, his husband starts interfering more and more, even insisting that Yu Lan make their marriage public. Luckily, after Yu Lan prays for it, his husband dies in a car accident. But from then on, Yu Lan keeps seeing his husband’s face on other people. His obsessive sasaeng fans, sour-faced bandmates, and sanctimonious sponsors all have his husband’s face. His honest, handsome “husband” secretly steals his clothes. His stiff, silent “husband” keeps staring at his lips, and his tongue-tied “husband” fusses over his health… These people wear his late husband’s honest, handsome face and do strange things to him. Yu Lan has a nasty personality, so he’s naturally cold to these “husbands.” But even after getting slapped, they still come crawling back like dogs. In the end, Yu Lan’s belly mysteriously swells, and these people fight tooth and nail to become the child’s father. One husband dies, and now a whole bunch of people want to be his husband. [Common-Sense Distortion] Yu Lan is a succubus with no common sense. Luckily, his husband is an upright, honest man. After his husband dies, life gets harder and harder. With no other choice, Yu Lan has to follow his husband’s advice and make a living on his own. Common sense #1: Friends should hold hands. Common sense #2: You should make lots of friends. His husband is known by everyone as an honest man, so he would never lie to Yu Lan. Yu Lan follows his advice earnestly and makes lots of friends. Sometimes one friend holds him in their arms while he’s still digesting the food another friend gave him, and the next friend is leaning against the doorway, glaring as they insist on giving him food too. But he seems to be eating a little too much. His belly keeps getting bigger. These friends also say strange things about marriage. Yu Lan isn’t too keen on that, and his friends ask him with red-rimmed eyes if he still can’t forget that useless, stiff guy. [All love interests are virgins] [It’s not a real pregnancy, just a fake pregnancy play~] My next novel is open for advance favorites. You’re welcome to add it to your collection~ "Pretty Sidekick, Beloved by Everyone" Blurb: Fanxing is bound to the Cannon Fodder Sidekick System. He has to play the role of a greedy, malicious, shortsighted cannon-fodder sidekick. To fill the progress bar faster, Fanxing diligently becomes the sidekick of all sorts of people. After all, there’s no rule saying he can only be one person’s sidekick. Strangely, these pampered darlings who never care about anything turn frighteningly dark when they find out he’s serving as a sidekick to lots of people at once. They even try to devour his lips, saying things he can’t understand. “Being the wife of so many people, can you handle it?” It’s really strange. [The poor, fetishist sidekick at an elite academy] Fanxing is a poor student at an elite school. Because he loves money, he becomes everyone’s sidekick. He grew up so poor that he developed a fetish, and it only kicks in around expensive objects. Simply put, whenever he sees something valuable, he can’t help getting close to it. So he sets his sights on the school’s F4. Fanxing never expected that simply being someone’s sidekick, bringing them water while they play sports and handing them a handkerchief when they get hurt, would make these guys stare at his face like they’d lost their minds. He receives countless money transfers. So much for the F4. They’re not all that impressive after all, if they’re lining up to spend money on him. His appetite grows, and for the sake of money, he becomes the sidekick of lots of people. He also secretly takes plenty of expensive things, but he’s a coward, so he always puts them back after he’s done. Fanxing thinks he’s covered his tracks perfectly, until he’s caught red-handed in F1’s wardrobe. The clothes clamped between his thighs belong to F3. Fanxing is completely stunned. He thinks he’s done for. F1 and F3 are so close, surely they’ll kick him out on the spot… The next second, F1’s cold voice rings out above his head: “You’d go for trash like F3?” “Or… do you want both of us?” “Don’t you worry about getting broken?” [The face-blind, pretty-but-useless sidekick in an idol boy band] Fanxing is the pretty face of a top-tier star boy band. He’s so untalented that he can only boost his exposure by clinging to his bandmates and acting as their sidekick. He has a secret, too: he’s face-blind and can’t tell his bandmates apart. But for the sake of traffic, Fanxing clings to their thighs, even when he can’t tell whose they are. Being a sidekick really is useful. Even a beautiful deadweight like Fanxing gets plenty of attention. As the fans praise and follow him, Fanxing’s appetite grows. In a daze, he agrees to the manager’s plan to fake a couple pairing. The manager pairs him with the sour-faced bandmate. In front of the livestream cameras, Fanxing reluctantly plays up the pairing with his bandmate. But when the other guy feeds him a snack, Fanxing accidentally calls him by another bandmate’s name. The chat erupts. The sour-faced bandmate stares fixedly at Fanxing. The next second, in front of tens of thousands of viewers, Fanxing’s lips are swollen. He can’t even close his mouth. [The sidekick with a furnace physique in the Ruthless Dao] … Theme: Love can heal emotional deficiencies