[Western Crossover] How Does a Lego Knight Fall in Love?

How do Lego people fall in love?

Ten years after transmigrating into the Lego world, Laura seriously considers this question for the first time.

How do you kiss with a blocky face?

How do you put a wedding ring on a U-shaped hand?

How do block-shaped people reproduce?

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Ever since he started dating the gentle flower shop owner next door, Jason often feels like his square head isn't quite up to the task.

Who gets it? The most rebellious thing he ever did was run away from home after someone unplugged his internet. The Joker caught him, and he spent a year hiding out in Arkham playing games with the villains, even getting a commemorative Uncle J face decal.

Help, what can you expect from a kid-friendly Lego person when it comes to romance?

"Dickie, it's over. My love life is a complete failure. I don't know how to make her happy."

Lego Arkham Knight Jason curls up miserably in his big brother's Lego bedroom, flat anime tears falling from his blocky face.

The next second, the world changes.

Lego Knight: "???"

The Lego Knight is stunned. His U-shaped hands have slender fingers, his blocky face has sharply defined features, his flat chest and butt have expanded in opposite directions, and things he never had have appeared out of nowhere!

This is!

Jason holds his newfound parts and bursts into tears of joy.

This is Laura's happiness!

Now there's only one problem, the Knight thinks seriously.

How do you cure the neck pain he got from gaming?

Core Theme: A little pure love