[Western Crossover] After I Awoke from the Lazarus Pit

When I woke up in the Lazarus Pit,

my first thought was regret. I should never, ever have tried to mess with a certain Bat's tires on that dark and stormy night.

My second thought was, screw the DC writers. I don't care what they do with the story from here on out. The first thing I'll do when I get back is tear the Joker apart with my bare hands.

Back in Gotham, Jessica took apart the Joker, beat up Black Mask, and gave her dad a piece of her mind, earning three achievements in a row.

There was just one problem.

As Red Hood, she hated the replacement who had taken her place. Whatever the reason, his presence made her feel like she didn't belong after coming back.

As a transmigrator, she'd spent her previous life clutching Red Robin merch and calling him wifey.

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The Batfamily's private network

"B, there's a little trouble with Penguin's crew."

"Got it. Robin, provide backup immediately."

"Tch, annoying Grayson. Why not call the former one?"

"..." The private network suddenly went quiet.

"Little Red?"

"Red Robin?"

The Batcave was dimly lit. Someone leaned back as far as he could, his fingers tightening around his coffee cup until his knuckles turned white.

"Hey, replacement. They're calling you." I whispered, leaning in and pinning him against the console. My gaze drifted over his Adam's apple and the side of his neck, as if I were torturing him.

"Little Red?" Nightwing called again, worried. "Is something going on over there?"

The young man flushed to the tips of his ears and struggled to speak. His voice was hoarse as he fought to maintain his usual composure.

"Everything... is fine here."

-- Except that a certain Red Bucket, who'd lost nothing but her gender and weight, had pinned him to the console yet again.

Jessica Todd, AKA Red Hood. Still picking on the replacement today.

Tim Drake, AKA Red Robin. Still struggling to stay awake and being forced to repay her with his body today.

Note: 1. First person POV. The protagonist transmigrates as a gender-swapped Red Hood. Everyone else's gender is unchanged. Heavy OOC, so please don't read if you dislike that.

2. Girl/boy pairing.

Theme: I want to read a Red Hood/Red Robin pairing, but I'm not that fond of pure romance