[Western Crossover] After Arkham Gained a Will of Its Own

When Arkham gained a will of its own. Joker: Hahahahahahaha, bleh! (▼皿▼#) Harley: Hahahahahahahaha, mwah! (=^▽^=) Penguin: What's it like being forced to say "Mommy, I love you" once a day? Riddler: ...What's it like being forced to come up with riddles to entertain Mom every day, then getting beaten up for making them too hard and accused of phoning it in for making them too easy? Poison Ivy: ...I told Mom I wanted to be an environmentalist! Mom said she'd buy me Batman-brand jelly! Back when it was a proper hospital: Arkham had a long history and advanced medical technology. After becoming an asylum and prison: Arkham was a place of outstanding talent, full of geniuses. Arkham itself: … Heh, I'm so proud. (T▽T) The day the Joker escaped again, Arkham blew up again. Arkham: … Damn it, this hurts like hell! Ever since gaining a will of its own, Arkham had always had a dream. One day, it would hold those little brats down by the head and make them bawl, drop to their knees, and bow to it eight hundred times! Later. Arkham looked at the slimes rolling around it, wailing in pain. ...Fine. This is pretty nice, actually. Theme: A world full of slimes is a world full of love