[Western Crossover] Reborn as the Savior's Older Cousin

One: Dudley Dursley. The Dursleys' only son, a spoiled child, and the Savior's cousin. Also: a psychotic hitman whose favorite hobby is planning crimes, a top agent working for a chubby guy who loves donuts, a short veteran's best gay friend, and a highly intelligent antisocial person's emotional dumping ground, for a man who resents his brother, resents how peaceful the world is, and prays every day for a serial killer to strike. Dudley: ...Compared to all that, taking over as manager of Dad's drilling company and being the weakling Savior's cousin really is a blessing from God! / Tough guy wipes away a tear.jpg Two: After discovering he'd transmigrated into the Savior's cousin, he planned to be extra nice to little Savior, then lie back and cling to his golden thigh. The mandatory transmigration System: Host, are you dreaming? / Creepy smile Please be a spoiled little brat who beats up and mocks the Savior every day! Dudley: ...I get it, I really do... But why the hell is the Savior a girl? Theme: Happiness