A Pretty Sidekick, but Everyone's Favorite

Synopsis:

Fanxing was bound to the Cannon Fodder Sidekick System.

He had to play the role of a greedy, malicious, short-sighted cannon-fodder sidekick.

To fill his progress bar faster, Fanxing diligently became the sidekick of all sorts of people.

There was no rule saying he could only be one person's sidekick.

Oddly enough, those heirs of heaven who never cared about anything turned frighteningly sour when they found out he was playing sidekick to so many people at once.

Some even tried to kiss him, saying all sorts of incomprehensible things.

"Can you really handle being the wife of so many people?"

It was really strange.

[The Fetishist Poor Student's Sidekick at an Elite Academy]

Fanxing was a poor student at an elite school. Greedy for money, he became a sidekick to anyone who would have him.

He'd been so poor as a child that he'd developed a fetish, though it only took hold around expensive things. Simply put, whenever he saw something valuable, he couldn't help wanting to get close to it.

So he set his sights on the school's F4.

Fanxing never expected that simply acting as their sidekick, handing them water during basketball games and giving them a handkerchief when they got hurt, would make them stare at his face like they'd lost their minds.

He received countless money transfers.

These F4 guys weren't all that special, after all. They were the ones falling over themselves to spend money on him.

His appetite grew, and for the sake of money, he became the sidekick of more and more people.

He also secretly took plenty of expensive things, but he was timid and always put them back after using them.

Fanxing thought he'd covered his tracks perfectly, but F1 caught him red-handed in his wardrobe.

The clothes clamped between his thighs belonged to F3, too.

Fanxing was completely stunned. He figured he was done for. F1 and F3 were such good friends, so surely F1 would kick him out on the spot...

The next second, F1's cold voice rang out above him:

"You'd go for trash like F3?"

"Or... do you want both of us?"

"You might get broken."

[The Face-Blind Pretty Boy Sidekick in a Boy Band]

Fanxing was the pretty-boy face of a top-tier star boy band. His skills were so weak that he could only latch onto his bandmates and use them to get publicity.

He also had a secret: he was face-blind and couldn't tell his bandmates apart.

But for the sake of popularity, Fanxing would cling to any thigh he could, even if he couldn't tell whose it was.

Being a sidekick really did come in handy. Even a beautiful but useless guy like Fanxing managed to attract plenty of attention.

With all the praise and attention from fans, his appetite grew.

Somehow, he agreed to his manager's idea of setting him up in a fake couple pairing.

The manager arranged for him to pair up with the bandmate who always looked the most surly.

In front of the livestream camera, Fanxing reluctantly played along with the fake pairing.

But when his bandmate fed him a snack, he accidentally called him by another bandmate's name.

The comments exploded.

The surly bandmate stared at Fanxing, unblinking.

The next second, in front of thousands upon thousands of viewers, Fanxing's mouth was swollen.

He couldn't even close it.

[The Cauldron-Bodied Sidekick in a Ruthless Dao Cultivation Sect]

Theme: Love knows no gender.