Can a Little Beagle Be a Scheming Tea?

The main story only costs four yuan. You can't lose, and you can't get ripped off! (holding a rose in his mouth) A silly little sweet treat. Don't overthink the plot. (The whole thing has been revised; I'm not responsible for pirated copies.) A goofy, beagle-like bottom × a cold tycoon in public, a gentle and patient top in private Coming soon: Playing the Patriarchal Old Man? Me? 1 Jiang Jiang was suddenly bound to a System, which told him he was actually inside a book and had to take the place of an escaped green-tea cannon fodder to complete the cannon fodder missions. But the retired System had been brought back to work, and it was not only slow to react, it also had bugs. Jiang Jiang looked at the System's 404 error, which displayed the male lead's name as Lu □□. The System looked at the Host it had mistakenly bound and the male lead's 270p photo. They stared at each other. At a banquet After System 404 identified the wrong person, Jiang Jiang successfully mistook Lu Nanzhou for the male lead. System 404 reminded him to stay in character: a green tea. Jiang Jiang nodded. He knew. Green teas liked calling other people "big brother." Jiang Jiang walked up to Lu Nanzhou. "Big brother!" His voice rang out across the room, and everyone at the banquet turned to look. Anyone who didn't know better would think Zhang Fei was declaring someone his sworn elder brother. Lu Nanzhou: ... Jiang Jiang: I'll give Lu Nanzhou flowers for his birthday to show him I'm friendly~ Lu Nanzhou was allergic to pollen and ended up in the hospital. Jiang Jiang: I'll pretend to be a green tea and stage a collision with Lu Nanzhou. Lu Nanzhou was knocked two meters away. After weathering one disaster after another, Lu Nanzhou finally realized what the little guy, whose looks were just his type, reminded him of. His beagle, Xiaolu (green-tea edition). 2 Jiang Jiang found out the male lead was actually Lu Nanzhou's younger brother. Lu Nanzhou thought he ought to be happy that Jiang Jiang wasn't bothering him anymore. The first day Jiang Jiang didn't show up. Lu Nanzhou: Peace and quiet. The second day Jiang Jiang didn't show up. Lu Nanzhou: So quiet. The nth day Jiang Jiang didn't show up... Lu Nanzhou: Where are you? Jiang Jiang: XX Bar. What's up? Lu Nanzhou: ! When he showed up at the bar, he saw Jiang Jiang confessing his love to someone else in front of everyone. Lu Nanzhou: ? This little liar said they were the best of friends just a few days ago! 3 Lately, Lu Nanzhou kept hearing a strange voice in his head. It seemed to be assigning missions, but some of its words were censored. By chance, he discovered that the voice seemed to be connected to Jiang Jiang. What Lu Nanzhou heard: [Please tell the □ male lead: "Big brother, I don't □ him. I'll only □□ big brother."] Jiang Jiang's mission: [Please say to the male lead: "Big brother, I'm not like him. I'll only ever trouble you, big brother."] Lu Nanzhou: ? What was censored? The original male lead and bottom were a gorgeous beauty bottom × a younger wolfdog top. Little scene 1: After Lu Nanzhou and Jiang Jiang got together, they went for walks with the dog. On his left, he had to keep the beagle, Xiaolu, from eating random things. On his right, he had to make sure the directionally challenged Jiang Jiang didn't get lost. In the end, he had no choice but to buy a child safety wristband. And so their walks with the dog looked like this: On Lu Nanzhou's left was Xiaolu the beagle on a leash; on his right was Jiang Jiang the human beagle, wearing a child safety wristband. Little scene 2: Jiang Jiang tried out the tea-making skills he'd just learned on the male lead's love interest. Jiang Jiang blinked. "Big brother! I'm not like him. I'd never get jealous for no reason." The male lead's love interest ruffled his hair and laughed, bright and charming. The male lead was stunned. When he came back to his senses, he glared at Jiang Jiang with a dark expression. You damn green tea! That's my wife! The male lead applied to join the Beagle Victims Alliance. Reading guide: A silly bedtime read. The writing is amateurish, there's no logic, and the plot is exaggerated. I won't accept anyone insulting the protagonists. Every protagonist is precious to me, and I can't stand seeing them get insulted. Of course, I won't accept anyone insulting me either. After Gu Mingyu died of illness, a System selected him and sent him into a melodramatic novel to play Gu Mingyu's role as the feudal patriarch and follow the original plot to the end. Gu Mingyu was the head of the Xiao family. He was genuinely feudal, an unwavering supporter of every last bit of patriarchal tradition and feudal ethics. He was genuinely a domineering patriarch too: he had the final say, was autocratic, and dripped with paternalistic authority. Gu