It's Just Online Dating, What's Wrong with That?

Zhu Yan closed his eyes and opened them to find himself a gaming addict on an unfamiliar planet in an unfamiliar star system. The original owner had been so absorbed in games that he died suddenly at home. Taking that as a warning, Zhu Yan opened the door and stepped outside What a joke. He couldn't get out at all! What was an illiterate guy supposed to do outside? Were games not fun enough? Zhu Yan abandoned the original owner's collection of shooter and competitive games, then carefully picked a game that looked relaxing. He started it Other people played games to fight monsters, gather herbs, complete quests, and follow the story. He played games to... Study and chat with people. The big brother he met was a cool guy, but also extremely particular. He corrected Zhu Yan's pronunciation and grammar every time, then repeated the words back to him in his metallic voice. Zhu Yan: What a great guy! Then the guy became clingy and wouldn't let go. A little over half a month later, Zhu Yan could communicate without trouble. To avoid getting addicted, he decisively cut ties with the cool guy and started getting by on his own. But he'd barely been independent for two days when his screen kept freezing, whether he was looking up game guides, reading articles, or doing anything else. Then a message kept appearing on the screen: “I can answer that. Ask me.” “I can answer that. Ask me.” Zhu Yan: “?” ...A hacker stalker? Oh, no. A cool hacker guy. The cool guy might be ice-cold, but he had a heart full of love for Zhu Yan. Zhu Yan couldn't help it: he started an online romance with him. Until the Federal Security Bureau showed up to arrest him. Zhu Yan: ...Is online dating illegal in the interstellar age?? **Please add my next novel to your favorites** "Bad at My Job, So I'll Marry an Alien" Shu Yun Zhan woke up to find that two thousand years had passed and the world had completely changed. Before he had even gotten used to his new body, he had to adjust to his new job: a clerk at the Office for the Arrival of Alien Life-Forms. Yes, alien life-forms. In a daze, Shu Yun Zhan took his place at the counter, put on his interstellar translator, and hesitantly pressed the red button in front of him to greet his first alien visitor A huge black creature resembling an octopus, with a head bigger than the door, nine amber “eyeballs” with vertical slits, and two rows of blade-sharp crimson teeth. Then a black tentacle drifted in and wrapped around him from head to toe. Shu Yun Zhan: ?! Is that an alien greeting? Alien: “%￥%@#&￥T@#%.” The translator in his ear automatically translated: You appeal to me, and you smell good too. I want to marry you. Shu Yun Zhan: ? The manual hadn't taught him how to handle this, but... Shu Yun Zhan smiled and politely declined: I'm honored, but no, hey! The black “octopus” wrapped him up and carried him outside: “@#￥#@%%.” Translator: I'm glad we've reached an agreement. Shu Yun Zhan: ...We haven't agreed to anything!!! Somebody help me Theme: Be sincere